It's the Dirty Limerick Hour!!
Beatlesinthebog

Christchurch, New Zealand

#62 Nov 2, 2008
Dr_Dirty wrote:
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That's really foul, man. hahaha
Thank you!
bob ky

United States

#63 May 7, 2009
There once was a man from Kent
Who's dog was so long that it bent
So he stuck in in double
and instead of cumming he went
Anonymous

Virginia Beach, VA

#65 Jan 24, 2010
A girl with long legs and bold swagger
Had all the men wanting to shag ‘er.
She lifted her skirt
To be filled with dessert
Through the hole in her ass, what a dragger!

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#66 Feb 1, 2011
Here is the story of a skank,
who raised hell at the bank.
The teller called her a man,
then shit hit the fan,
and things became quite rank.
Sun ova Beach

Olympia, WA

#67 Feb 20, 2011
There was a lady from Meeling
Who had no sexual feeling
Along came Horris
who licked her clitoris
and now they have to peel her off the celing
Sun ova Beach

Olympia, WA

#68 Feb 20, 2011
3-old ladies from Canada

The first old lady from Canada said mine is the big as the sea, ship roll in and ships roll out and they don't bother me...(chorus) Oh...rolly poley sickie my holey slimmy slimmy slew, stick your balls up my C*&t and join the horny crew...

The second old lady from Canada said mine is the big as the air, planes fly in and planes fly out and they don't bother a hair.(chorus)

The third old lady from Canada said mine is as big as the land, trucks drive in and trucks drive out and it is really grand,(chorus).

Sung by the whores's quartett, have you been screewd, not yet, you'd better watch out.....
Cherry Burger

San Angelo, TX

#69 Feb 21, 2011
I found this. Someone 'spilled the beans' a couple years ago, so enjoy:

FOR MEN ONLY....Unless you just can't resist!

Level 1

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#70 Feb 21, 2011
Caution: some forms of malware detection report the above link as hazardous^^^^^^^^^^^^
Cherry Burger

San Angelo, TX

#71 Feb 21, 2011
Tuna of the Land wrote:
Caution: some forms of malware detection report the above link as hazardous^^^^^^^^^^
Stop LYING, you FAT ROOSTER..........LMAO

“...hot and dusty....”

Since: Jun 08

...wind light and variable....

#72 Feb 21, 2011
There once was a hermit named Dave,
Who kept a dead ho in his cave.
He said, "I'll admit...I'm a bit of a sh!t.
BUT think of the money I save."
Rick Scott

Hollywood, FL

#74 Nov 3, 2011
There was a young queer from Khartoum
Who took a lesbian up to his room
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which and to whom

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#76 Nov 3, 2011
I know a poster from the Keys,
who targets posters to tease.
He's a leftist know-it-all,
thinks he's having a ball,
and cannot keep the peace.
steph in maine

Searsport, ME

#77 May 15, 2012
Roly poly tickle my holie I'm from Canada too rub your nuts across my guts were all a horney crew. The second old lady from Canada said mines as big as the moon birds fly in and don't come out till June!!
THe Duh

Saint Albans, WV

#78 May 15, 2012
There once were some losers on Offbeat
Who left the kitchen because of the dense heat
They once thought they were boss
But instead all got lossed.
Be nice if they would come back... it would be such a treat..?????

'
How did this thread get by the mighty WIZARD O KAAZ??? hahahaah
'
DUh.... Hey I am new here. ok?? I thunk...

'
Terbodini
Limerick Guy

Howell, MI

#79 May 15, 2012
There once was a poster named Fairy
Whose palms were unusually hairy
He jizzed on his chin
And said with a grin
"I wish I had a boyfriend named Larry"
Isaac Asimov

Nashville, TN

#80 Nov 9, 2012
I once knew a man named Malarkey
Who like to have sex with a "darky"
He would suck on his pole
And plunge in his hole,
Til "darky" was full of Malarkey

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#81 Nov 9, 2012
Old Mother Hubbard
Went yo her cupboard
To fetch old Rover a bone
But when she bent over
Old Rover drove her
'cause Rover had a bone of his own
Isaac Asimov

Nashville, TN

#82 Nov 9, 2012
I once knew a man with the name Pfaff,
Whose dick was so small women would laugh,
When he asked his friend Finch,
"How can I get a 9 inch",
Finch said, "For me, I just fold it in half"
Isaac Asimov

Nashville, TN

#83 Nov 9, 2012
Once was a man who owned a hotel
Who thought that his shit did not smell
Thought his hotel the Waldorf
Though he was just a small dwarf
And his wife puts the "Ho" in hotel.
Isaac Asimov

Nashville, TN

#84 Nov 11, 2012
There once was an old man from Bayonne
Who had trouble giving girls his bone
When he climbed their sweet mound
He found their hole was round
But his pole was shaped like Toberlone

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