Well-groomed man sought in Rogaine, pill thefts

Apr 25, 2013 Full story: WKYC-TV Cleveland 9

Authorities in Colorado are looking for a well-groomed man suspected of stealing more than $2,600 worth of teeth-whitening strips, weight-loss pills, probiotics, condoms, Rogaine and other hair-growth products from several Walgreens stores.

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ZZ Top

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#1 Apr 25, 2013
Teeth Whitener, Condoms too
and I don't know where I am goin' to.
Weight loss pills, Rogaine
I don't need a reason why.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
coz every girl crazy 'bout a Well Groomed Man

“...gotta love that sunshine...”

Since: Jun 08

..but hate the wind....

#2 Apr 25, 2013
...i tried that rogaine stuff once....tasted really bad....

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#3 Apr 25, 2013
ZZ Top wrote:
Teeth Whitener, Condoms too
and I don't know where I am goin' to.
Weight loss pills, Rogaine
I don't need a reason why.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
coz every girl crazy 'bout a Well Groomed Man
I love ZZ Top being the opening song for Duck Dynasty!

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#4 Apr 26, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
...i tried that rogaine stuff once....tasted really bad....
plus that hair on ur tongue probably tickles.
tee hee
:)
Parden pard

Bath, PA

#5 Apr 26, 2013
DAM,,,what an idiot,!,I told him to get "Duck-Ass" grooming gel and not that "Suave" stuff.,,sheshhh

“...gotta love that sunshine...”

Since: Jun 08

..but hate the wind....

#6 Apr 26, 2013
PFfff wrote:
<quoted text>
plus that hair on ur tongue probably tickles.
tee hee
:)
....i keep it parted down the middle......

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#7 Apr 26, 2013
hair today gone tomorrow I guess...

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#8 Apr 26, 2013
Just look for a guy with a tuft of hair growing on his tongue.

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#9 Apr 27, 2013
Is it that expensive?

I guess they have to pay for all the ads.....

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