Favorite French Quotes

Favorite French Quotes

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Peralta de Peralta

Fort Huachuca, AZ

#1 Dec 14, 2010
Read an article the other day that said the French believe that Obama is becoming a coward that won't stand up to Iran, Venezuela and other countries. Well isn't that the pot calling the kettle black? Has France ever stood up to anyone after Napoleon?

So, with this thought in mind, here's my favorite quote about the French:

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" —Jay Leno

I couldn't stop with just one...there are just so many good ones.

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." —Norman Schwartzkopf

Since: Oct 07

Mount Pleasant, SC

#2 Dec 14, 2010
Peralta de Peralta wrote:
Read an article the other day that said the French believe that Obama is becoming a coward that won't stand up to Iran, Venezuela and other countries. Well isn't that the pot calling the kettle black? Has France ever stood up to anyone after Napoleon?
So, with this thought in mind, here's my favorite quote about the French:
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" —Jay Leno
I couldn't stop with just one...there are just so many good ones.
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." —Norman Schwartzkopf
And then you thought ...Gee.. what a great idea for a topic on topix !!!
LOL ! I would think that you should more be concerned about YOUR president and his doing...before sticking your nose in another country...!! He gives you plenty to talk about...but then...you must have your good reasons to bring this up...!
Pepe Lepieuw

Huntington, NY

#3 Dec 14, 2010
Je suis surrender!!!

“...him or her...who cares..?”

Since: Jun 08

..both a catastrophe.......

#4 Dec 14, 2010
Laissez le bon temps rouler!

OK. So it is Cajun French. Gimme a piece of cheese.
Peralta de Peralta

Fort Huachuca, AZ

#5 Dec 14, 2010
BRIGITTE wrote:
<quoted text>And then you thought ...Gee.. what a great idea for a topic on topix !!!
LOL ! I would think that you should more be concerned about YOUR president and his doing...before sticking your nose in another country...!! He gives you plenty to talk about...but then...you must have your good reasons to bring this up...!
I like Obama quotes and jokes too. Oh, I forgot, he is a joke.

When General McChrystal went to President Obama to turn in his resignation, Barack bitterly said "You'll probably intend to piss on my grave someday."
The General replied, "No, Sir, once I'm out of this man's Army, I'm not standing in line for anything ever again!" - Jerry

But you have to admit, we've only had Obama as Prez for 2 years. France has been French a lot longer.

Since: Oct 07

Mount Pleasant, SC

#6 Dec 14, 2010
Peralta de Peralta wrote:
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I like Obama quotes and jokes too. Oh, I forgot, he is a joke.
When General McChrystal went to President Obama to turn in his resignation, Barack bitterly said "You'll probably intend to piss on my grave someday."
The General replied, "No, Sir, once I'm out of this man's Army, I'm not standing in line for anything ever again!" - Jerry
But you have to admit, we've only had Obama as Prez for 2 years. France has been French a lot longer.
And I never see anyone being happy whoever the President is...it is always at first and then...same BS...! So...I don't care really, I;ve been here for 25 years...don't really follow what is going on in France...!

“frequently laughing”

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Hotel California

#7 Dec 14, 2010
Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tête.
Peralta de Peralta

Fort Huachuca, AZ

#8 Dec 14, 2010
BRIGITTE wrote:
<quoted text>And I never see anyone being happy whoever the President is...it is always at first and then...same BS...! So...I don't care really, I;ve been here for 25 years...don't really follow what is going on in France...!
Americans should pay attention to what's happening in the rest of the world since our vaunted government representatives keep trying to turn us into their mirror image. Anarchist mobs. Having the French on so many U.N. committees.

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." —Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right." —Rush Limbaugh

As for this thread, it was supposed to be humorous. I was hoping for some french to jokes back. Apparently not.

“1943-2013”

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#9 Dec 14, 2010
Vos yeux ressemblent aux saucisses, et votre âne ressemble au bifteck. J'ai faim, laisse manger un certain poulet.

I said this to a hot lookin chick in Da-nang ..what a smack in the kisser I got.
Peralta de Peralta

Fort Huachuca, AZ

#10 Dec 14, 2010
skipper wrote:
Vos yeux ressemblent aux saucisses, et votre âne ressemble au bifteck. J'ai faim, laisse manger un certain poulet.
I said this to a hot lookin chick in Da-nang ..what a smack in the kisser I got.
LOL!

Since: Oct 07

Mount Pleasant, SC

#11 Dec 15, 2010
Always Wary wrote:
Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tête.
Hope you don't have a splitted headache...

Since: Oct 07

Mount Pleasant, SC

#12 Dec 15, 2010
skipper wrote:
Vos yeux ressemblent aux saucisses, et votre âne ressemble au bifteck. J'ai faim, laisse manger un certain poulet.
I said this to a hot lookin chick in Da-nang ..what a smack in the kisser I got.
Wow ! LOl ! Any woman has to fall for those words...careful...you are talking about sausage !

Since: Oct 07

Mount Pleasant, SC

#13 Dec 15, 2010
Peralta de Peralta wrote:
<quoted text>
Americans should pay attention to what's happening in the rest of the world since our vaunted government representatives keep trying to turn us into their mirror image. Anarchist mobs. Having the French on so many U.N. committees.
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." —Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right." —Rush Limbaugh
As for this thread, it was supposed to be humorous. I was hoping for some french to jokes back. Apparently not.
Maybe it you generalized ...Even me...I don't remember...and nobody cares for France...really !! I think if you just do all the politicals quotes...you'll reach a better audience..

“1943-2013”

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#14 Dec 15, 2010
BRIGITTE wrote:
<quoted text>Wow ! LOl ! Any woman has to fall for those words...careful...you are talking about sausage !
Je venais d'arriver au Vietnam et un des gars de l'armée était assis dans la barre des Blue Pearl et il m'a dit de le dire. Croyez-moi .. at-il dit .. Elle t'aimerai toute la nuit

“frequently laughing”

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Hotel California

#15 Dec 15, 2010
BRIGITTE wrote:
<quoted text>Hope you don't have a splitted headache...
That was funny.
Look at all the languages you can say it in.
http://everything2.com/title/Oh+my+God%2521+T...

“It's pronounced DAG-uth.”

Since: Jun 07

Windsor, CO

#16 Dec 15, 2010
Mon pantalon d'armée est brun ainsi mes hommes ne deviennent pas effrayés quand je les remplis de merde.

“I know where you are,”

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Right here under my thumb

#17 Dec 15, 2010
You want fries with that?

“frequently laughing”

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#18 Dec 15, 2010

“Forehead wrinkle”

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Homefries

#19 Dec 15, 2010
Voulez vous couchez avec Harley Honey?
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#20 Dec 15, 2010
"I am more than piss..." Brigette, 12/15/2010

"Wait until YOU crotch dries out like mine- what will you do then?" Brigette 12/6/2010

"I am growing these few little hairs on my chin, but the more I pluck them the more grows..." Brigette ZZTops, 11/20/2010

"Your azz can't fit in the window..." Brigette, 12/9/2010

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