Please stay on topic!!!

“If you're happy & you know it”

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Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#86 Nov 18, 2013
You wear jock straps on your feet? Interesting.
Jack

United States

#87 Nov 18, 2013
They say that you don't want to see me..... well that hurt! Reckon you really never did. As you wish princess..... I'll always remember how you treated me. I wish I could stop my heart. It is allways wrong.. You were right. Have a nice life. For real.. people.. when your lover says I love you , look for their shifty eyes, fake smile.& check or pockets. I had no idea players go the extra mile.well... bye !

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#88 Nov 18, 2013
I had Jock itch on my Toes or something like that,...

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#89 Nov 18, 2013
Make me..Enzo the Baker!!!

HAH!!

“If you're happy & you know it”

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Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#90 Nov 18, 2013
Big Time wrote:
I had Jock itch on my Toes or something like that,...
They make a cream for that... I think.

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#91 Nov 18, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
Make me..Enzo the Baker!!!
HAH!!
Reported...;o)

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#92 Nov 18, 2013
Look at this question for this "mental health" exam... where's the none of the above option?

For at least the past six months, I've had a strong desire...(check all that apply)

A. To have sexual contact with minors.

B. To have sexual contact with non-living objects.

C. To view people who are naked, disrobing, or engaging in sexual activity without their knowledge or consent.

D. To expose my genitals to unsuspecting strangers.

E. To rub myself against unsuspecting strangers.

http://psychologytoday.tests.psychtests.com/b...

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#93 Nov 18, 2013
I often edit myself mercilessly while writing a post. Ordinarily, I don't admit that I did. I actually offended myself a bit this time, and deleted all of that. But I hate wasting "the numbers you see in the image on the right" so here's a benign substitute.

“HEY! Who voted for Jared”

Since: Jun 08

Kushner? No One? Thot so.....

#94 Nov 18, 2013
...quit changin' the frazzlin' subject.......

AIias - Trish
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#95 Nov 18, 2013
Dang!

Next ...

*chuckles*

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#96 Nov 18, 2013
An ad in the local yellow pages reads,(and I quote), "Save hundreds on unnecessary dental work."

Hmmm....

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#98 Nov 18, 2013
Chamillionaire wrote:
Try ta catch me ridin' Dr Dirty....
Judging by your known past, I suspect I'm more than a little old for you - by about 40 years.
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#101 Nov 19, 2013
I told you all to stay on topic and by that I meant quite the opposite. Some are, some aren't. The whole world has quit making sense....on topic, off topic..It's like a story book gone mad....simply mad I tell you....LOL
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#102 Nov 19, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
I'm not flipping Trina, an old pervert Enzo, but enjoying taking off my jock strap and scratching my foot.
(how's that for off topic, or, was that on?)
A simple I'm not Trina would have sufficed, but "flipping"...serious ly? WAHHHHHH.....second time you've made me cry!.....LOL....And I don't mean to point out the obvious, but calling Enzo an old pervert did not work. I see what you're doing, get the attention on him, then drop the whole jock strap/foot fetish bomb........hehehe, you made it too easy.
^^^^^^^That was on topic,
this is not>>>>>

“Will cause trouble when bored”

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Since: Dec 12

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#103 Nov 19, 2013
So 0.o the topic is crazy maddness or the kinda ewww topic of fishermans fetish of rubbing jock straps on his feet. Thank goodness its just his feet. I hope it doesn't spread, cuz its so close to tmi rite now. I'm not sure we should ponder that to much more.Tehehe. Hmm now its written they are kinda one in the same. ;). Ha

“Big Sur”

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Since: Jun 11

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#104 Nov 19, 2013
Jack wrote:
They say that you don't want to see me..... well that hurt! Reckon you really never did. As you wish princess..... I'll always remember how you treated me. I wish I could stop my heart. It is allways wrong.. You were right. Have a nice life. For real.. people.. when your lover says I love you , look for their shifty eyes, fake smile.& check or pockets. I had no idea players go the extra mile.well... bye !
Dayum Geno, someone really hurt you bad, get over it and man up already!

“Big Sur”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#105 Nov 19, 2013
Dr Dopey wrote:
Then he goes and icons hiself. All 3 posts. What a joke
The joke is: every time he posts, you follow!

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#106 Nov 19, 2013
... follow who ... me ??? paaaaaalese not when i limbo ...

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#107 Nov 19, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
<quoted text>
The joke is: every time he posts, you follow!
... pretty cool how i check in and out just to give ya a lot of icons ... lol ...

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#108 Nov 19, 2013
... oooooops forgot this in the first one ... hws it going dondo ...

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