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“Texting For Dollars”

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#19784 Jan 2, 2013
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

“Texting For Dollars”

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#19785 Jan 2, 2013
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

“Texting For Dollars”

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#19786 Jan 2, 2013
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

“Texting For Dollars”

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#19787 Jan 2, 2013
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

“Texting For Dollars”

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#19788 Jan 2, 2013
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

“Texting For Dollars”

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#19789 Jan 2, 2013
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

“Texting For Dollars”

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#19790 Jan 2, 2013
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

“Texting For Dollars”

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#19791 Jan 2, 2013
You're never too old to learn something stupid.

“Texting For Dollars”

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#19792 Jan 2, 2013
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

“Texting For Dollars”

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#19793 Jan 2, 2013
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

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Since: Jul 11

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#19794 Jan 2, 2013
TheGreaseMan wrote:
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
Some of their ugliness may rub off on you.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#19795 Jan 2, 2013
nathanielornament wrote:
Health, wealth & happiness
XO
Same to you..and it's good to see you around this part.

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#19796 Jan 2, 2013
itsmejd wrote:
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sorry to hear about your friend. I also lost a few friends this year. One of them in Dec. He was hit my a car while walking on a busy street. He had alot of health issues and he had been drinking. It just breaks my heart, now his family has to remember that whenever anyone asks how their dad or husband died.
Sorry to hear about your friend.When you met someone special they always are on your mind and in your heart..Many touches that ole heart of mine.

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#19797 Jan 2, 2013
It's good seeing GreaseMan here.

“YOU'RE STEWED BUTTWAD!!!”

Since: Oct 07

the place with Pyramid Head

#19798 Jan 2, 2013
hey blue moon

“YOU'RE STEWED BUTTWAD!!!”

Since: Oct 07

the place with Pyramid Head

#19799 Jan 2, 2013
sorry seems to be the hardest word

“YOU'RE STEWED BUTTWAD!!!”

Since: Oct 07

the place with Pyramid Head

#19800 Jan 2, 2013
when saying goodbye to that yellow brick road

“YOU'RE STEWED BUTTWAD!!!”

Since: Oct 07

the place with Pyramid Head

#19801 Jan 2, 2013
and the person that saved my life tonight

“YOU'RE STEWED BUTTWAD!!!”

Since: Oct 07

the place with Pyramid Head

#19802 Jan 2, 2013
is the same one who put that candle in the wind

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#19803 Jan 2, 2013
Aren't we there yet?

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