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#19764 Jan 2, 2013
nathanielornament wrote:
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Hi Greaseman
nice one
...whats MLK day?
Martin Luther King day.....

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#19765 Jan 2, 2013
nathanielornament wrote:
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Hi Greaseman
nice one
...whats MLK day?
Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. He was a person the sought equal rights for all races.

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#19766 Jan 2, 2013
I thought you guys would have reached the goal by now..............

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#19767 Jan 2, 2013
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

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#19768 Jan 2, 2013
The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

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#19769 Jan 2, 2013
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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#19770 Jan 2, 2013
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

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#19771 Jan 2, 2013
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

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#19772 Jan 2, 2013
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

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#19773 Jan 2, 2013
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

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#19774 Jan 2, 2013
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

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#19775 Jan 2, 2013
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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#19776 Jan 2, 2013
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

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#19777 Jan 2, 2013
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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#19778 Jan 2, 2013
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

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#19779 Jan 2, 2013
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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#19780 Jan 2, 2013
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

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#19781 Jan 2, 2013
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

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#19782 Jan 2, 2013
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

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#19783 Jan 2, 2013
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

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