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“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#64 Aug 30, 2013
See ya!! Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!!!!

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#65 Aug 30, 2013
Hello Mr. Wilson!!!

“Vintage 1949”

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

lightly salted

#66 Aug 30, 2013
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says,'So far so good!'...

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#67 Aug 31, 2013
Whippersnapper...

Since: Nov 09

Northeast Ohio

#68 Sep 1, 2013
The cat's pajamas.

“Grateful,Humble, and Blessed!!”

Level 5

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#69 Sep 1, 2013
A colloquial saying in New England..."Wicked Good"

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#70 Sep 1, 2013
Cats have nine lives...I wish they did...:)

Since: Nov 09

Northeast Ohio

#71 Sep 7, 2013
Stoplesteinan

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#72 Sep 7, 2013
He's all ate up!

Level 6

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#73 Sep 7, 2013
Full as a tick

Snug as a bug in a rug

Since: Nov 09

Northeast Ohio

#74 Sep 7, 2013
Babushka
JJB

United States

#75 Sep 7, 2013
Quicker than a fly on sh*t
JJB

United States

#76 Sep 7, 2013
Cool Beans
JJB

United States

#77 Sep 7, 2013
wish in one hand shyte in the other & see which one fills up first

“Vintage 1949”

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

lightly salted

#78 Sep 7, 2013
Why be difficult when with a little effort you can be impossible?...
JJB

United States

#79 Sep 7, 2013
your shittin me
JJB

United States

#80 Sep 7, 2013
If you believe that... I've got a bridge to sell you
JJB

United States

#81 Sep 7, 2013
My great Grandma used to say; It's hotter than a 2 peckered billy goat with a double hard-on. God bless her.
JJB

United States

#82 Sep 7, 2013
or ... It's rainin harder than a double c*nted cow pissin on a flat rock.
JJB

United States

#84 Sep 7, 2013
JJB wrote:
Cool Beans
somebody's just bein plain mean to me

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