*** Funny Words or Sayings ***

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#42 Aug 25, 2013
Go for the GUSTO!!!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#43 Aug 26, 2013
Fandango!!!!

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#44 Aug 26, 2013
Badonkadonk

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#45 Aug 26, 2013
The Golden Rule....

The man with the most gold makes all the rules...

Level 1

Since: Aug 13

United States

#46 Aug 26, 2013
The following two words sound like they might be describing inappropriate behavior for someone to engage in when in a public place:

exacerbating

masticating

Actually, though, I see them going on all the time, in public places. Maybe, though, just to be on the safe side, we should ban public displays of the conduct these two words describe?

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#47 Aug 26, 2013
The heebie-jeebies!

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#48 Aug 26, 2013
I had a nun in 5th grade, who would tell us...we didn't know A from a bull's foot...

Catholic school sure was a trip...

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#49 Aug 26, 2013
A few of my dads....

When I'd ask where anyone was he'd say: he went shyte and the hogs ate him!

When I asked to get my ears pierced he said: If God intended you to have more holes in your head he'd put them there.

Lastly, wish in one hand shyte in the other & see what gets ya farther!

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#51 Aug 27, 2013
More afraid than a long tailed cat in a rocking chair factory....

As nervous as a ho in church..

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#52 Aug 27, 2013
As sad as a giraffe with a sore throat.

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#53 Aug 27, 2013
Richer than two foot up a bulls azz.

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#54 Aug 27, 2013
When you're in last place.....

Suckin' hind tit.....

“*=* Always Thinking *=*”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#56 Aug 27, 2013
We have now just enshrined, as soon as I sign this bill, the core principle that everybody should have some basic security when it comes to their healthcare.
Barack Obama
Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/b/b...
These are "doosies" you got'a read'm!

IF my lips are mov'n 'i'm lie'n!
Barack Obama

PS: Nope! He didn't say that but he should.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#57 Aug 29, 2013
Spitting in the Wind...

Since: Nov 09

Northeast Ohio

#58 Aug 29, 2013
I'll be a monkey's uncle!

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#59 Aug 29, 2013
It is...what it is...:)

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#60 Aug 30, 2013
Hotter than a two dollar pistol..

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#61 Aug 30, 2013
Well tie me to a hog and roll me in the mud!

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#62 Aug 30, 2013
It's hotter than a two peckered billy goat...

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#63 Aug 30, 2013
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
It's hotter than a two peckered billy goat...
Hahaha! I'm out of props! Here's one I heard the other day...

I'll b*tch slap you so hard Google won't even be able to find you!

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