*** Funny Words or Sayings ***

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“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

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Aug 25, 2013
 
Go for the GUSTO!!!

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Aug 26, 2013
 
Fandango!!!!

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

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The Golden Rule....

The man with the most gold makes all the rules...

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#46
Aug 26, 2013
 
The following two words sound like they might be describing inappropriate behavior for someone to engage in when in a public place:

exacerbating

masticating

Actually, though, I see them going on all the time, in public places. Maybe, though, just to be on the safe side, we should ban public displays of the conduct these two words describe?

“If you're happy & you know it”

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Aug 26, 2013
 
The heebie-jeebies!

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#48
Aug 26, 2013
 
I had a nun in 5th grade, who would tell us...we didn't know A from a bull's foot...

Catholic school sure was a trip...

“If you're happy & you know it”

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clap your hands!

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#49
Aug 26, 2013
 
A few of my dads....

When I'd ask where anyone was he'd say: he went shyte and the hogs ate him!

When I asked to get my ears pierced he said: If God intended you to have more holes in your head he'd put them there.

Lastly, wish in one hand shyte in the other & see what gets ya farther!

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More afraid than a long tailed cat in a rocking chair factory....

As nervous as a ho in church..

“Forehead wrinkle”

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Aug 27, 2013
 
As sad as a giraffe with a sore throat.

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Richer than two foot up a bulls azz.

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When you're in last place.....

Suckin' hind tit.....

“"Always Thinking"”

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#56
Aug 27, 2013
 
We have now just enshrined, as soon as I sign this bill, the core principle that everybody should have some basic security when it comes to their healthcare.
Barack Obama
Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/b/b...
These are "doosies" you got'a read'm!

IF my lips are mov'n 'i'm lie'n!
Barack Obama

PS: Nope! He didn't say that but he should.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Aug 29, 2013
 
Spitting in the Wind...

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Aug 29, 2013
 
I'll be a monkey's uncle!

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Aug 29, 2013
 
It is...what it is...:)

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Hotter than a two dollar pistol..

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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Aug 30, 2013
 
Well tie me to a hog and roll me in the mud!

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It's hotter than a two peckered billy goat...

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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#63
Aug 30, 2013
 
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
It's hotter than a two peckered billy goat...
Hahaha! I'm out of props! Here's one I heard the other day...

I'll b*tch slap you so hard Google won't even be able to find you!

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