Denny Crain's Place

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#18969 Jul 25, 2014
Good morning. It is summer time and the livin is easy! Grab a cup of coffee and start your day off right :)

Level 7

Since: Nov 08

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#18970 Jul 25, 2014
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
Good morning. It is summer time and the livin is easy! Grab a cup of coffee and start your day off right :)
Good morning Denny! How has your summer been? We are still cooking here....It's going to be over 100 degrees today. We have had sizzling heat since February.....Things are going well......Just checking in to say "hi"....

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#18971 Jul 25, 2014
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text> Hey 2 special sit down and have a drink and tell me a story. Do you know the difference between a fairy tale and a sea story? One starts Once upon a time and the other one starts this is no sh&t :)
That's a good one!

Want to hear a story??/

Ok, so this guy had been after me for several months to go out with him. I thought he would go away but no he got an "A" for persistence. So, I agree to go out for dinner with him. We meet at the local place for all you can eat steak night. As we approach the first door, I pause, it takes him a bit, but he finally opens the door for me. We enter the vestibule and again he is slow on the uptake, so I stop and wait, he keeps running his mouth and it becomes obvious that he is NOT going to open this door for me so finally I open it and HE walks through first!! As we enter the establishment there is a third door, I figure it must be his turn, so I stop and wait. He still doesn't get it, so I again open the door, and AGAIN he lets me hold it and goes on in!!! The waitress brings menus and takes our drink orders, I order a Morgan diet, he orders OJ. Then he says, so you drink?? I answer some. The conversation then moves to his kids. I asked several questions and was interested in that for a while, then when I tried to move the conversation to another topic.....He moves it right back to how he is father of the year and his ex is a piece of dog doo. Right back onto him and his kids. He never even asked how many kids I had. When I went to the salad bar, he say's "Oh, I don't do salads, I am a carnivore!" Ok, so I eat my salad alone with him watching. We have our meal. I suggest we move out to the patio to enjoy the rest of our drink and the weather. He agrees, we move. At this point I have about 1/3 drink left. I finish it, he slams the rest of his OJ. Then says" Well, let's go back to your place!"

Really dude, one drink and a ten dollar meal??? I opened the doors for you??? How long have we been here?...25 Minutes?? And you think I want to go back to my place?? For what? You aren't worth washing sheets for!!!!

Really, I couldn't make this stuff up, so needless to say, no second date for him. I have a friend who tells me that I should notch my bathroom door for each of these dirt bags that won't get a second date. He say's that it is harder to get a second date with me than a straight answer from a politician. The bathroom door, because after the way they treat me they have to go home and slam it in the bathroom door!!!

Well Denny, now I need another beer. I do have a prospect who claims that next weekend, he is going to sweep me off my feet. If he shows up with a broom, I am not opening the door!!!

I will keep you posted, have a great weekend!

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#18975 Jul 26, 2014
Gynger wrote:
<quoted text> Good morning Denny! How has your summer been? We are still cooking here....It's going to be over 100 degrees today. We have had sizzling heat since February.....Things are going well......Just checking in to say "hi"....
Goo d morning dear Gynger. You need to drop by more often. It sound like you are in Texas with those heat waves. It was 100 yesterday and will be again. You won't believe this but I bought 300 pair of new womens shoes and about 200 new items of mostly womens clothes in a garage sale yesterday for $250. I will sell this on ebay :) I have to go back by this morning to pick up a mannequin to take photos

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#18976 Jul 26, 2014
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
<quoted text>
That's a good one!
Want to hear a story??/
Ok, so this guy had been after me for several months to go out with him. I thought he would go away but no he got an "A" for persistence. So, I agree to go out for dinner with him. We meet at the local place for all you can eat steak night. As we approach the first door, I pause, it takes him a bit, but he finally opens the door for me. We enter the vestibule and again he is slow on the uptake, so I stop and wait, he keeps running his mouth and it becomes obvious that he is NOT going to open this door for me so finally I open it and HE walks through first!! As we enter the establishment there is a third door, I figure it must be his turn, so I stop and wait. He still doesn't get it, so I again open the door, and AGAIN he lets me hold it and goes on in!!! The waitress brings menus and takes our drink orders, I order a Morgan diet, he orders OJ. Then he says, so you drink?? I answer some. The conversation then moves to his kids. I asked several questions and was interested in that for a while, then when I tried to move the conversation to another topic.....He moves it right back to how he is father of the year and his ex is a piece of dog doo. Right back onto him and his kids. He never even asked how many kids I had. When I went to the salad bar, he say's "Oh, I don't do salads, I am a carnivore!" Ok, so I eat my salad alone with him watching. We have our meal. I suggest we move out to the patio to enjoy the rest of our drink and the weather. He agrees, we move. At this point I have about 1/3 drink left. I finish it, he slams the rest of his OJ. Then says" Well, let's go back to your place!"
Really dude, one drink and a ten dollar meal??? I opened the doors for you??? How long have we been here?...25 Minutes?? And you think I want to go back to my place?? For what? You aren't worth washing sheets for!!!!
Really, I couldn't make this stuff up, so needless to say, no second date for him. I have a friend who tells me that I should notch my bathroom door for each of these dirt bags that won't get a second date. He say's that it is harder to get a second date with me than a straight answer from a politician. The bathroom door, because after the way they treat me they have to go home and slam it in the bathroom door!!!
Well Denny, now I need another beer. I do have a prospect who claims that next weekend, he is going to sweep me off my feet. If he shows up with a broom, I am not opening the door!!!
I will keep you posted, have a great weekend!
LOL that is a great story. I guess I cnat say anything except men are so dumb when it comes to women. You know we really don't understand you and you scare the hell out of most men. We are barely civilized :)

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#18977 Jul 26, 2014
AHarleyhoney wrote:
<quoted text>
The judgit claims to have such an active love life, too busy for others drama,guess too much of her own...lo! Jealousy is a terrible thing, would suck to have such low self esteem.
We are having crappy cool weather on this trip, cuts back on the bike outings, but when you are in love and company is great, who fcking cares...lol!
You will notice my last post was from a place called 100 Mile House, that is the 100th mile on the Gold Rush trail.
I have two brothers that pan for gold.
Ferret face...lol! My brother has a weasley son I call ferret face, his mother shovel face, lo!
Hey good lookin. How are you this fine morning. It was 100 yesterday and is on the way again but later we are getting a really stange cold front coming in :)
Alex Garcia

Houston, TX

#18981 Jul 26, 2014
AHarleyhoney wrote:
<quoted text>
My brother has a weasley son I call ferret face, his mother shovel face, lo!
How rude. I'm sure your family don't like you either

Level 8

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#18982 Jul 26, 2014
Just checking in...getting married in less that 2 months. Come on September 19!

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#18983 Jul 27, 2014
Good morning all my friends. Nice to hear from you Sel and congrats on the upcoming event. I think I have been out in the sun to long. I bought 300 pair of women's shoes and over 200 articles of womens clothes at a garage sale. There business had closed and they wanted their house back. I got it all for 50 cents each : ) Going to sell the best of it on ebay and the rest of it I will sell at my garage sale. I should make 20 times my money and it will be cheap at that : ) All new and with the tags on. Evening gowns and Levis LOL

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#18985 Jul 27, 2014
Hi Denny and friends! Happy Sunday ... Have a magical day! Peace ~ FC <3 ...

Level 7

Since: Nov 08

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#18987 Jul 27, 2014
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text> Goo d morning dear Gynger. You need to drop by more often. It sound like you are in Texas with those heat waves. It was 100 yesterday and will be again. You won't believe this but I bought 300 pair of new womens shoes and about 200 new items of mostly womens clothes in a garage sale yesterday for $250. I will sell this on ebay :) I have to go back by this morning to pick up a mannequin to take photos
How very industrious of you Denny! Are you still selling homes? I've sold stuff on Ebay and a friend of mine and I were thinking about going to garage and estate sales to pick up stuff to sell but she lives too far away to get that ball rolling.....I did sell a lot of my own stuff on Ebay ..it works very well....If you have any Christian Louboutin size 8.5 give me a shout! LOL Today the weather is what we Southern Californians like to categorize as "earthquake" weather. It's overcast, hot, sticky and miserable.....When I check out the 10-day weather forecast, it's just more of the same......I see my chaise lounge in still in the corner...I'll just bring my paper...may I have a mimosa and a croissant? Come by and chat when you have a chance!

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#18990 Jul 28, 2014
Gynger wrote:
<quoted text> How very industrious of you Denny! Are you still selling homes? I've sold stuff on Ebay and a friend of mine and I were thinking about going to garage and estate sales to pick up stuff to sell but she lives too far away to get that ball rolling.....I did sell a lot of my own stuff on Ebay ..it works very well....If you have any Christian Louboutin size 8.5 give me a shout! LOL Today the weather is what we Southern Californians like to categorize as "earthquake" weather. It's overcast, hot, sticky and miserable.....When I check out the 10-day weather forecast, it's just more of the same......I see my chaise lounge in still in the corner...I'll just bring my paper...may I have a mimosa and a croissant? Come by and chat when you have a chance!
I have some orange marmalade for your croissant. Yes I am still selling homes and go to the garage sales to pass out cards and get listings. I have got 8 listing fom G sales. I just put up 9 videos on you tube. Search magic 5020. I do a magic trick and tie it in with a tip on buying a home. I have had over 100 hits in 4 days. It was funny I was walking up to a garage sale and the guy says " I know you, I was just watching your video! LOL a internet star. I have about 3,000 hits on 90 videos

Level 7

Since: Nov 08

Location hidden

#18991 Jul 28, 2014
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text> I have some orange marmalade for your croissant. Yes I am still selling homes and go to the garage sales to pass out cards and get listings. I have got 8 listing fom G sales. I just put up 9 videos on you tube. Search magic 5020. I do a magic trick and tie it in with a tip on buying a home. I have had over 100 hits in 4 days. It was funny I was walking up to a garage sale and the guy says " I know you, I was just watching your video! LOL a internet star. I have about 3,000 hits on 90 videos
Orange Marmalade sounds lovely....
It sounds like you are working it Denny! I'll stay by again soon! Take care my friend!

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#18992 Jul 29, 2014
Good Mornin' Denny and All!

The bad luck bug seems to be going around my workplace. I've got one employee in the hospital, one out with possible strep, and my car broke down again. On the bright side, the overtime I am getting to cover the others shifts will help pay the repair bill.

Hope everyone is have a better time of it!!!

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#18993 Jul 29, 2014
Good morning Denny and friendlies .. wishing all a great day! FC <3 ...

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#18994 Jul 29, 2014
Gynger wrote:
<quoted text>
Orange Marmalade sounds lovely....
It sounds like you are working it Denny! I'll stay by again soon! Take care my friend!
Well you know where you chaise is and you are always a welcome friend :)

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#18995 Jul 29, 2014
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
Good Mornin' Denny and All!
The bad luck bug seems to be going around my workplace. I've got one employee in the hospital, one out with possible strep, and my car broke down again. On the bright side, the overtime I am getting to cover the others shifts will help pay the repair bill.
Hope everyone is have a better time of it!!!
2 special you are just building up lots of good karma that will soon come your way. Have a cup of coffee with me and tell me what is on your mind. We have a cool morning and a cold front on the way. This global warming is great.Going to be 64 Thursday and will probably set another new record for July in Dallas :)

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#18996 Jul 29, 2014
Flower-Child wrote:
Good morning Denny and friendlies .. wishing all a great day! FC <3 ...
Right back at ya Darlin. A cool morning here in Dallas and it is headed your way! Enjoy your day :)

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#18997 Jul 29, 2014
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text> 2 special you are just building up lots of good karma that will soon come your way. Have a cup of coffee with me and tell me what is on your mind. We have a cool morning and a cold front on the way. This global warming is great.Going to be 64 Thursday and will probably set another new record for July in Dallas :)
It's cool here also. 54 at the current moment, high of only 76 today. I am working an odd shift, getting done at 1 pm, will be happy to go home and snuggle in bed!!! I would like to find those global warming guys and let them live here for a while. I don't remember having it this cool all summer, and I grew up here. I think they must be politicians, mostly blowing hot air!!! Didn't our tax dollars fund those guys? I for one, demand a refund. On the bright side it is supposed to hit 80 Thursday and Friday, the best 2 local county fairs are this weekend, so at least we won't have to freeze going to them!!!

On one more bright note, as far as I know, I don't have my under the weather employees scheduled anymore this week, so hopefully this is my last icky shift!!!

And, along with the county fairs go tons of garage sales in each town!!!
A-treasure hunting I will go,
A-treasure hunting I will go!
Hi Ho the dairy-o, Treasure hunting I will go!!

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#18998 Jul 29, 2014
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
<quoted text>
It's cool here also. 54 at the current moment, high of only 76 today. I am working an odd shift, getting done at 1 pm, will be happy to go home and snuggle in bed!!! I would like to find those global warming guys and let them live here for a while. I don't remember having it this cool all summer, and I grew up here. I think they must be politicians, mostly blowing hot air!!! Didn't our tax dollars fund those guys? I for one, demand a refund. On the bright side it is supposed to hit 80 Thursday and Friday, the best 2 local county fairs are this weekend, so at least we won't have to freeze going to them!!!
On one more bright note, as far as I know, I don't have my under the weather employees scheduled anymore this week, so hopefully this is my last icky shift!!!
And, along with the county fairs go tons of garage sales in each town!!!
A-treasure hunting I will go,
A-treasure hunting I will go!
Hi Ho the dairy-o, Treasure hunting I will go!!
Don't you just love those garage sale. I go mainly for business getting new listings on homes but I love the treasures. I bought a 35 router bit set for $10 and sold it for $70. I buy everything that has value and resell it on Craigs list :) Now the exotic boots I find that fit me I keep :) I am a well shod Texan

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