Denny Crain's Place
Harrison Freebird

New Bern, NC

#18803 Jun 12, 2014
Any new garage sale finds Crain?

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#18805 Jun 13, 2014
I had a great garage sale day. My birthday is the 19th so I bought myself a great pair of $600 Zeiss binoculars for $100 : ). I saw a great Dunney bag for $50 but my wife collects Coach. I will be out tomorrow at 7:15. The great things go early. Got a guy coming by today to buy my climbing tree stand for $150. I paid $35 for it ; )

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#18807 Jun 14, 2014
Good morning everyone. Got a great weekend special coming up so grab a cold beer and get out there and enjoy your weekend : )

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#18808 Jun 14, 2014
Not many great finds in the G sales today. I bought 2 hew leather belts worth about $40 each for $5 each :) Good enough for a day becoming hot and sticky
Harrison Freebird

New Bern, NC

#18810 Jun 14, 2014
former cliquer wrote:
<quoted text>
Does everything in your life have a price tag?
Excellent question. The guy ALWAYS has to boast about what a steel he made on a blah blah blah from a garbage sale to how much his old lady ($2000 per day) has been offered to come out of retiredment to how big a commission on a house sale he will make to how much he paid for a new car etc. etc.

The blowhard has a paid up for life membership in the Topix Millionaires Club. The membership allows him to post at will anything the mind can dream up without any limit where fantasy can and does become reality and lastly where fiction becomes truth simply by typing it on a computer keyboard.
Harrison Freebird

New Bern, NC

#18812 Jun 15, 2014
former cliquer wrote:
<quoted text>
SMH. Lol at his Topix Millionaire Club membership.
Many a moment of illusions of grandeur does he play out on this and other threads. A classic recently was the one where he proclaimed his wife was so needed back with the company she retired from they were willing to pay her $250 an hour to work from home or $350 per to come into the office and get the company back on track.

He no doubt never leaves home without his double platinum Topix Millionaire Club membership card.

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#18813 Jun 15, 2014
Good morning most of you :) Happy fathers day! Grab a cold beer and enjoy your day. Look like a warm muggy day here in Dallas but the mornings are great :)

Level 6

Since: Jan 10

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#18814 Jun 15, 2014
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
Good morning most of you :) Happy fathers day! Grab a cold beer and enjoy your day. Look like a warm muggy day here in Dallas but the mornings are great :)
Good morning and a happy fathers day to you Denny.

<3's -n-:-)'s to you and your Lovey.

http://youtu.be/VEQXeLjY9ak

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#18815 Jun 15, 2014
TenderTink wrote:
<quoted text>
Good morning and a happy fathers day to you Denny.
<3's -n-:-)'s to you and your Lovey.
http://youtu.be/VEQXeLjY9ak
Good morning sweet Tink. I hope you are having a great day :) Next time you are near Garland check out Meshacks BBQ. One of the best I have ever had. Take away only and it really is a shack. The lines start forming at 10:30

Level 6

Since: Jan 10

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#18816 Jun 15, 2014
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text> Good morning sweet Tink. I hope you are having a great day :) Next time you are near Garland check out Meshacks BBQ. One of the best I have ever had. Take away only and it really is a shack. The lines start forming at 10:30
That sounds great.
I'll ask the kids to bring some
by next time they get out here.
Thanks for the well wishes,
same back at y'all!
<3's -n-:-)'s

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#18817 Jun 16, 2014
TenderTink wrote:
<quoted text>
That sounds great.
I'll ask the kids to bring some
by next time they get out here.
Thanks for the well wishes,
same back at y'all!
<3's -n-:-)'s
You will be in BBQ heaven

Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#18818 Jun 16, 2014
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text> You will be in BBQ heaven
LOL!
Gots to be better than this Weird hell.
;-D
Had enough uncalled for
harassment on here. Have
decided to slip off out of "site" again.
Will stay in touch with you and Mrs.
via our mode of conversation awhile back.
Sorry to desert your thread Denny.
Can't put up with the stupidity.
Life's too short to volunteer to be troll bait,
and made to feel bad for creeps amusements.

<3's -n- O's -n-:-)'s

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#18819 Jun 16, 2014
TenderTink wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL!
Gots to be better than this Weird hell.
;-D
Had enough uncalled for
harassment on here. Have
decided to slip off out of "site" again.
Will stay in touch with you and Mrs.
via our mode of conversation awhile back.
Sorry to desert your thread Denny.
Can't put up with the stupidity.
Life's too short to volunteer to be troll bait,
and made to feel bad for creeps amusements.
<3's -n- O's -n-:-)'s
You should have been in the bar last night. I had a bunch of guys from the IRS in getting drunk. I over heard them come up with a plan to tell congress that they lost all of Lois Learners Email :) They were rolling in the floor laughing thinking anyone would be stupid enough to buy that story :)

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#18821 Jun 17, 2014
Good morning patrons. New bar special. Only a $1 for mixed drinks. (Mixed drinks are what is left in all the bottles mixed together) : )

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#18822 Jun 17, 2014
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
Good morning patrons. New bar special. Only a $1 for mixed drinks.(Mixed drinks are what is left in all the bottles mixed together):)
I got a new outfit for the dancing pole..........50 cents at a garage sale!!! Line up the liquid courage........I think the two quarters I gave for this thing were bigger than the outfit........

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#18823 Jun 17, 2014
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
<quoted text>
I got a new outfit for the dancing pole..........50 cents at a garage sale!!! Line up the liquid courage........I think the two quarters I gave for this thing were bigger than the outfit........
Well if you had a quarter in the pocket of the outfit you could tell if it was heads or tail. I would really call that an outfit. More like a wide belt :) You need some 181 proof rum to get you in the mood Darlin

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#18824 Jun 18, 2014
Good morning friends. We are having a pole dance contest this weekend with a grand prize of a diamond studded chaise lounge:) The smart money is on 2 special : )

Level 2

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#18825 Jun 19, 2014
Happy Birthday Mr. Crain. :)

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#18826 Jun 19, 2014
SimplyLoveYou wrote:
Happy Birthday Mr. Crain.:)
Thank you very much for your kind wishes :) Drinks are on the house all day so name your poison

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#18828 Jun 19, 2014
Happy Birthday Denny!

I would like to reserve the pole to practice for this weekends contest......Is 2 am-4am open???

What song should I use?

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