Denny Crain's Place

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Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#16351 Jan 22, 2013
Good morning to Denny's friends! Enjoy your day! FC <3 ...

“Grab all the good”

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Since: Jul 10

Rowlett Tx

#16352 Jan 22, 2013
Flower-Child wrote:
Good morning, Denny ... hope those new meds from the doc will you good ... Feel better my friend! FC <3 ...
5545 ... triple 5's says you will!
A beautiful day here and a better one tomorrow

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Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#16354 Jan 22, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
Hello all the good people at Denny's.
Work today, then two days off. Sweetie comes home tomorrow, so he gets to come home to a nice home cooked meal, and me for dessert. A man likes to come home to the house smelling of good food, and his woman looking good. Makes them want to come home, and hard for them to leave..lol!
Two more weeks, and we leave.
Son is home this week as well, which is really cool, because it is my birthday in a few days.
Have a great day everyone..Denny, FlowerChild, Hippichick, Tink, Sel, Juicylu, Pescreate, and ColoradoChick!
Hello :D
harley-hunni

Hinton, Canada

#16355 Jan 22, 2013
Old man sitting on his front porch in Louisiana watching the sunrise
sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.
He yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy yells back, "Roll of chicken wire."
The old man says, "What you gonna do with that?"
The boy says, "Catch some chickens."
The old man yells, "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with
chicken wire!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's
surprise, he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30
chickens caught in it.
At the same time the next morning, the old man is out watching the
sunrise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round
in his hand.
The old man yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy yells back, "Roll of duck tape."
The old man says, "What you gonna do with that?"
The boy says back, "Catch me some ducks."
The old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with
duck tape!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That night, around sunset, the boy walks by coming home and to the old
man's amazement, he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck
tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.
At the same time the next morning, the old man sees the boy walking by
carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.
The old man says, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy says, "It's a pussy willow."
The old man says "Hold on, I'll get my hat."

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“Grab all the good”

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Since: Jul 10

Rowlett Tx

#16357 Jan 23, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
Old man sitting on his front porch in Louisiana watching the sunrise
sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.
He yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy yells back, "Roll of chicken wire."
The old man says, "What you gonna do with that?"
The boy says, "Catch some chickens."
The old man yells, "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with
chicken wire!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's
surprise, he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30
chickens caught in it.
At the same time the next morning, the old man is out watching the
sunrise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round
in his hand.
The old man yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy yells back, "Roll of duck tape."
The old man says, "What you gonna do with that?"
The boy says back, "Catch me some ducks."
The old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with
duck tape!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That night, around sunset, the boy walks by coming home and to the old
man's amazement, he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck
tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.
At the same time the next morning, the old man sees the boy walking by
carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.
The old man says, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy says, "It's a pussy willow."
The old man says "Hold on, I'll get my hat."
I will go with him too :)

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Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#16358 Jan 23, 2013
Chilly Willy in Jax today!

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#16360 Jan 23, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
<quoted text>
I loved this joke when I heard it a long time ago. And someone put it on fb, so I thought it would be nice to put it on your site,, give everyone with a sense of ha ha, and morning chuckle.
Have a good day.
Hey girl. I laughed out loud when I got your email this morning. Thanks for cheering me up! The last few days have been pretty rough for me, but I'm feeling better, more optimistic.
Thanks for the prayers and warm thoughts everyone! Have a wonderful day!

“Grab all the good”

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Since: Jul 10

Rowlett Tx

#16361 Jan 23, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
<quoted text>
I loved this joke when I heard it a long time ago. And someone put it on fb, so I thought it would be nice to put it on your site,, give everyone with a sense of ha ha, and morning chuckle.
Have a good day.
Thanks for the laugh Darlin :)

“Grab all the good”

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Since: Jul 10

Rowlett Tx

#16362 Jan 23, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey girl. I laughed out loud when I got your email this morning. Thanks for cheering me up! The last few days have been pretty rough for me, but I'm feeling better, more optimistic.
Thanks for the prayers and warm thoughts everyone! Have a wonderful day!
Hey good lookin. I am glad you are feeling better
Brisbane Oz

United States

#16365 Jan 23, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
<quoted text>
As always..your welcome..darlin!
Are you as well hung as I am, lad?

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#16366 Jan 23, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
<quoted text>
I felt your pain all the way to here in Canada, so thought you needed the laugh, glad it worked for you amiga!
Have a great day, you deserve it.
I am baking up and cooking up a storm for my sweetie who gets home today..
Making his favorite, or one of his favorites. Meatloaf, homemake mac & cheese, and apple crisp.
That sounds so good! I know you're going to have a great evening!**wink**

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#16368 Jan 24, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
<quoted text>
You know it darlin!
Good morning all my friends. Time to wake up and get the world turning again :) Who wants a screw driver :)

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#16369 Jan 24, 2013
morning sugar butt

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#16370 Jan 24, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
morning sugar butt
Good morning good lookin :)

“Standin' In A”

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Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#16371 Jan 24, 2013
Denny Crain wrote:
<quoted text>Good morning all my friends. Time to wake up and get the world turning again :) Who wants a screw driver :)
Good morning Denny.
A 'little eye opener' sounds good. lol
Hope things are going well for you and the germs are giving up.
I got the 5th weekend for the Lanai deer state rifle hunt this year (April 20th, I think, oeww, 4-20 lol). You should try hunting over here sometime. Maybe some fishing too, I'm hoping to get the bigger boat fixed by the end of March.

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Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#16372 Jan 24, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
morning sugar butt
lol
After a few screwdrivers, you can call me Absolut Azz!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#16373 Jan 24, 2013
HeyTriple Sec Thursday Specials here at Denny Crain's place..You betcha I put flyers EVERYWHERE... So, Surprise me..Barkeep.. with a cocoction of your own making?? WHO wants to CHALLENGE me to a game of darts?? WINNER buys LUNCH!!! DARE YA???

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#16375 Jan 24, 2013
harley-hunni wrote:
<quoted text>
not very good at darts, but will play you some pool. LOL!
Hey Harley, Denny and friends. Just another Blah day here. It's gotta be the weather! It was 63 degrees yesterday and this morning, it was 43, but it has dropped to 38 and will be dropping all day. Gee Thanks Mother Nature! I guess it could be worse. I know our friends to the north are getting hit pretty hard with an arctic blast. Better count my blessings I guess.
On the brighter side, I get the little Princess this week-end! I haven't kept her since Christmas so I'm pretty excited! Nothing like Grandkids to cheer you up!
I hope everyone has a great day!

Watch her CC! I hear she's a pretty good pool shark! Hahaha!

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Since: Jul 10

Rowlett Tx

#16376 Jan 24, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
<quoted text>
Good morning Denny.
A 'little eye opener' sounds good. lol
Hope things are going well for you and the germs are giving up.
I got the 5th weekend for the Lanai deer state rifle hunt this year (April 20th, I think, oeww, 4-20 lol). You should try hunting over here sometime. Maybe some fishing too, I'm hoping to get the bigger boat fixed by the end of March.
I caught a 100 pound Tuna last time I was there. Lot of rams on those mountains

“Grab all the good”

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Since: Jul 10

Rowlett Tx

#16377 Jan 24, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey Harley, Denny and friends. Just another Blah day here. It's gotta be the weather! It was 63 degrees yesterday and this morning, it was 43, but it has dropped to 38 and will be dropping all day. Gee Thanks Mother Nature! I guess it could be worse. I know our friends to the north are getting hit pretty hard with an arctic blast. Better count my blessings I guess.
On the brighter side, I get the little Princess this week-end! I haven't kept her since Christmas so I'm pretty excited! Nothing like Grandkids to cheer you up!
I hope everyone has a great day!
Watch her CC! I hear she's a pretty good pool shark! Hahaha!
It is 72 here but we will get your used weather tomorrow :(

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