Denny Crain's Place

[Denny Crain]

Colorado Chick wrote:

Happy New Year 2013 Denny and ROCKERS!!! Party Down..

You have to do your part and drink up all the stock. I could go bad :)

[harley-hunni]

Denny Crain wrote:

<quoted text>Corpus is pretty nice and very moderate. I will get you a Visa for Texas :)

Make it a gold card with no limits...lol!
What do I need a visa for?

[harley-hunni]

A new years joke for ya'll.

Hello, is this the Police?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy and left
The phone rings at Billy's house: "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the Police come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas, Buddy"

[Denny Crain]

harley-hunni wrote:

<quoted text>
Make it a gold card with no limits...lol!
What do I need a visa for?

Well Darlin we don't just let anyone in the Republic of Texas. After all we are the lone star state :)

[Pedro Jose Miquel]

OH hahaha these Dinty Cran hes a reel cut up no? Hey Dinty, come down here to visit my cuzin in Laredo. Shees a virgin. We show you mony who geet in Tejas witout no stinking visas. hahahaha

[I Am Enzo - The Baker]

Pedro Jose Miquel wrote:

OH hahaha these Dinty Cran hes a reel cut up no? Hey Dinty, come down here to visit my cuzin in Laredo. Shees a virgin. We show you mony who geet in Tejas witout no stinking visas. hahahaha

Geraldo Rivera! Is that you?

[harley-hunni]

Denny Crain wrote:

<quoted text>Well Darlin we don't just let anyone in the Republic of Texas. After all we are the lone star state :)

I see. Well don't need one, we have a valid passport, it is all one needs. Thanks anyways darlin!

[harley-hunni]

Denny Crain wrote:

<quoted text>Well Darlin we don't just let anyone in the Republic of Texas. After all we are the lone star state :)

The reason I ask you why I need a visa card is that is old school darlin. Passport is all you need. I have travelled quite a bit in life, and do my homework before I go. But I was hoping you meant a Visa.. and I will take a gold card..lol! I think some people who don't get out at all assume I did not know what you meant by a visa card,again they only make asses out of themselves..what is new.
Stay out of trouble tonight ya hear. We are going to cuddle up on the couch, and watch movies,,

[Denny Crain]

I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:

<quoted text>
Geraldo Rivera! Is that you?

Thank you Enzo :) You always make me smile

[Denny Crain]

harley-hunni wrote:

<quoted text>
The reason I ask you why I need a visa card is that is old school darlin. Passport is all you need. I have travelled quite a bit in life, and do my homework before I go. But I was hoping you meant a Visa.. and I will take a gold card..lol! I think some people who don't get out at all assume I did not know what you meant by a visa card,again they only make asses out of themselves..what is new.
Stay out of trouble tonight ya hear. We are going to cuddle up on the couch, and watch movies,,

No I meant like an entry Visa. We are the Republic of Texas. As Flower, she will explain :) Lone Star is the National beer of Texas. We have the Texas Embassy in London. S&P and I had a drink there

[I Am Enzo - The Baker]

harley-hunni wrote:

<quoted text>
The reason I ask you why I need a visa card is that is old school darlin. Passport is all you need. I have travelled quite a bit in life, and do my homework before I go. But I was hoping you meant a Visa.. and I will take a gold card..lol! I think some people who don't get out at all assume I did not know what you meant by a visa card,again they only make asses out of themselves..what is new.
Stay out of trouble tonight ya hear. We are going to cuddle up on the couch, and watch movies,,

Umm, you also have to be current on you rabies and parvo vaccinations...
You know, I remember seeing you years ago.I was in the Navy and I swear I saw you hanging out at several Greyhound bus depots.

[harley-hunni]

Denny Crain wrote:

<quoted text>No I meant like an entry Visa. We are the Republic of Texas. As Flower, she will explain :) Lone Star is the National beer of Texas. We have the Texas Embassy in London. S&P and I had a drink there

I know sweetheart what you meant, was just kidding about the credit card thing. But don't need an entry Visa either..already know all this. Worked in tourism,

[Bar Fly_ok]

harley-hunni wrote:

<quoted text>
I know sweetheart what you meant, was just kidding about the credit card thing. But don't need an entry Visa either..already know all this. Worked in tourism,

roflmao!
Such a liar, ha ha ha ha!

[Melody_E]

stacked and proud wrote:

good morning denny...... and if I don't get to talk with you tomorrow..... I wish you and your wife a very HAPPY NEW YEAR......

Happy New Year to you Stacked and Proud. Girl, why have you folded up your beautiful self in a knot? Are you pulling a prank on the guys who were begging you to ditch the guitar? ;) Happy New Year to any one over looked here in Denny's Place. Drink responsibly and drive safely. Don't want anyone gone missing tomorrow.
*~*2013*~*

[I Am Enzo - The Baker]

Bar Fly_ok wrote:

<quoted text>
roflmao!
Such a liar, ha ha ha ha!

It's true, she worked in tourism...I personally witnessed multitudes of travelers flee in terror when she'd bare those hairy drumsticks by the boarding gate...

[I Am Enzo - The Baker]

Denny Crain wrote:

<quoted text>Thank you Enzo :) You always make me smile

That calls for a shot...bourbon if you will, sir.
"Heres to women and horses and the men who ride them!"...

[Denny Crain]

I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:

<quoted text>
That calls for a shot...bourbon if you will, sir.
"Heres to women and horses and the men who ride them!"...

Well said. Happy New Year

[Denny Crain]

harley-hunni wrote:

<quoted text>
I know sweetheart what you meant, was just kidding about the credit card thing. But don't need an entry Visa either..already know all this. Worked in tourism,

I hope the new year is very good for you :)

[Denny Crain]

Melody_E wrote:

<quoted text> Happy New Year to you Stacked and Proud. Girl, why have you folded up your beautiful self in a knot? Are you pulling a prank on the guys who were begging you to ditch the guitar? ;) Happy New Year to any one over looked here in Denny's Place. Drink responsibly and drive safely. Don't want anyone gone missing tomorrow.
*~*2013*~*

What a lovely melody on your back :)

[Denny Crain]

OMG the bar is a mess. Who is going to help me clean this place up :)