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SLACK

Ludington, MI

#1 Jun 12, 2013
wrecked him? it nearly killed him
SLACK

Ludington, MI

#2 Jun 12, 2013
I'm effin dis custard
SLACK

Ludington, MI

#3 Jun 13, 2013
do you think I would ask for a twelve inch pianist

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#4 Jun 13, 2013
Yes, I AM wearing the panties my
mommy laid out for me.
SLACK

Ludington, MI

#5 Jun 13, 2013
arctic wrote:
Yes, I AM wearing the panties my
mommy laid out for me.
I never heard that one

“If you're happy & you know it”

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Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#6 Jun 13, 2013
Why do you always want to compliment a pie? Because if you don't it might feel discrusted with itself, and that would be off-pudding. After all, you don't want to be insalting.

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#7 Jun 13, 2013
SLACK wrote:
<quoted text>I never heard that one
LOL

You're deprived;)

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#8 Jun 13, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
Why do you always want to compliment a pie? Because if you don't it might feel discrusted with itself, and that would be off-pudding. After all, you don't want to be insalting.
Off pudding? lol

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#9 Jun 13, 2013
Because the aliens on the roof were wearing green hats!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! !!!

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#10 Jun 13, 2013
arctic wrote:
Yes, I AM wearing the panties my
mommy laid out for me.
Seinfeld.

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#11 Jun 13, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
<quoted text>
Seinfeld.
You got it:)

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#12 Jun 13, 2013
.....and the Priest turns to the
Rabi and says...."those aren't buoys."
SLACK

Ludington, MI

#13 Jun 13, 2013
SLACK wrote:
I'm effin dis custard
this should have been"custed"

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#14 Jun 13, 2013
SLACK wrote:
<quoted text>this should have been"custed"
I just thought you were being nasty;) LOL
SLACK

Ludington, MI

#15 Jun 13, 2013
arctic wrote:
<quoted text>
I just thought you were being nasty;) LOL
its a totally inappropriate(in many ways) joke, few have heard it

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Powellton WV

#16 Jun 13, 2013
SLACK wrote:
<quoted text>its a totally inappropriate(in many ways) joke, few have heard it
Tell it.

I LOVE inappropriate jokes.
SLACK

Ludington, MI

#17 Jun 13, 2013
arctic wrote:
<quoted text>
Tell it.
I LOVE inappropriate jokes.
successful theater student returns home and to give back he volunteers at his old elementary school

well the old school had fallen into disrepair and so did the neighborhood but no mater he had been classically trained

he has the kids express feelings and the expected results come from one kid after another, happy, sad, happy, sad, he says no, think of a more creative way to express your feelings

try going in the hall think of something and come in and show us, so this one kid goes out and does not come back, the thespian runs around looking for the boy and sees him back in the room with his willy in a cup of pudding

the young man asks the boy what he thought he was doing to which the boy replied ..........

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#18 Jun 13, 2013
SLACK wrote:
<quoted text>successful theater student returns home and to give back he volunteers at his old elementary school
well the old school had fallen into disrepair and so did the neighborhood but no mater he had been classically trained
he has the kids express feelings and the expected results come from one kid after another, happy, sad, happy, sad, he says no, think of a more creative way to express your feelings
try going in the hall think of something and come in and show us, so this one kid goes out and does not come back, the thespian runs around looking for the boy and sees him back in the room with his willy in a cup of pudding
the young man asks the boy what he thought he was doing to which the boy replied ..........
LOL
I'm effin dis custard:)
It's a bit inappropriate.

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#19 Jun 13, 2013
I was sure your lynch mob would
have run me out of town by now.

They must be "slacking." lol

(unintentional punch line:)
SLACK

Ludington, MI

#20 Jun 13, 2013
arctic wrote:
I was sure your lynch mob would
have run me out of town by now.
They must be "slacking." lol
(unintentional punch line:)
its called attrition

hate never survives

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