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wrecked him? it nearly killed him
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I'm effin dis custard
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do you think I would ask for a twelve inch pianist

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Yes, I AM wearing the panties my
mommy laid out for me.
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arctic wrote:
Yes, I AM wearing the panties my
mommy laid out for me.
I never heard that one

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Jun 13, 2013
 
Why do you always want to compliment a pie? Because if you don't it might feel discrusted with itself, and that would be off-pudding. After all, you don't want to be insalting.

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Jun 13, 2013
 
SLACK wrote:
<quoted text>I never heard that one
LOL

You're deprived;)

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ShadyBits wrote:
Why do you always want to compliment a pie? Because if you don't it might feel discrusted with itself, and that would be off-pudding. After all, you don't want to be insalting.
Off pudding? lol

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Because the aliens on the roof were wearing green hats!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! !!!

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arctic wrote:
Yes, I AM wearing the panties my
mommy laid out for me.
Seinfeld.

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Jun 13, 2013
 
milwaukee69 wrote:
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Seinfeld.
You got it:)

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.....and the Priest turns to the
Rabi and says...."those aren't buoys."
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SLACK wrote:
I'm effin dis custard
this should have been"custed"

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Jun 13, 2013
 
SLACK wrote:
<quoted text>this should have been"custed"
I just thought you were being nasty;) LOL
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arctic wrote:
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I just thought you were being nasty;) LOL
its a totally inappropriate(in many ways) joke, few have heard it

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Jun 13, 2013
 
SLACK wrote:
<quoted text>its a totally inappropriate(in many ways) joke, few have heard it
Tell it.

I LOVE inappropriate jokes.
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arctic wrote:
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Tell it.
I LOVE inappropriate jokes.
successful theater student returns home and to give back he volunteers at his old elementary school

well the old school had fallen into disrepair and so did the neighborhood but no mater he had been classically trained

he has the kids express feelings and the expected results come from one kid after another, happy, sad, happy, sad, he says no, think of a more creative way to express your feelings

try going in the hall think of something and come in and show us, so this one kid goes out and does not come back, the thespian runs around looking for the boy and sees him back in the room with his willy in a cup of pudding

the young man asks the boy what he thought he was doing to which the boy replied ..........

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Jun 13, 2013
 
SLACK wrote:
<quoted text>successful theater student returns home and to give back he volunteers at his old elementary school
well the old school had fallen into disrepair and so did the neighborhood but no mater he had been classically trained
he has the kids express feelings and the expected results come from one kid after another, happy, sad, happy, sad, he says no, think of a more creative way to express your feelings
try going in the hall think of something and come in and show us, so this one kid goes out and does not come back, the thespian runs around looking for the boy and sees him back in the room with his willy in a cup of pudding
the young man asks the boy what he thought he was doing to which the boy replied ..........
LOL
I'm effin dis custard:)
It's a bit inappropriate.

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I was sure your lynch mob would
have run me out of town by now.

They must be "slacking." lol

(unintentional punch line:)
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arctic wrote:
I was sure your lynch mob would
have run me out of town by now.
They must be "slacking." lol
(unintentional punch line:)
its called attrition

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