(pet) NAMES for PRIVATES!!

(pet) NAMES for PRIVATES!!

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Mr- Wrinkles

Hurricane, WV

#1 Jan 1, 2009
Does any one here have any special 'pet names' for thier uh, private parts or areas??.. I mean mostly on thier bods...
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For instance...
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AREA 51??
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Wizard duh Lizard
skip

Miramar Beach, FL

#2 Jan 1, 2009
Mr- Wrinkles wrote:
Does any one here have any special 'pet names' for thier uh, private parts or areas??.. I mean mostly on thier bods...
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For instance...
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AREA 51??
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(Keep it clean please, Topicks does not condone offensive material for laughter purposes. All OUTLANDISH posting of crude names will be utterly eliminated by the moderator. Stuck in the Elevator.)
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Wizard duh Lizard
big chief
Drooler

Hurricane, WV

#3 Jan 1, 2009
SOmebody please post here.. Come out come out wherever you are.
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Uh..
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MUNCHKIN??
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<drooling at the mouth> dh

Rebecca Goodwin

“He went belly up!”

Level 1

Since: Apr 08

Dont credit yourself so highly

#4 Jan 1, 2009
skip wrote:
<quoted text>
big chief
Yeah, that's the "Cowboy Way" alright.
Funny damn movie.

My husband calls those upper things, "the girls".
The rest he just says, here kitty, kitty, kitty.

XD

Rebecca Goodwin

“He went belly up!”

Level 1

Since: Apr 08

Dont credit yourself so highly

#5 Jan 1, 2009
I call his the "nine inch nail".
*snickers*

XD
Sea-man

Hurricane, WV

#6 Jan 1, 2009
We had a certain private, in the navy...
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He was a real----------
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SEAMAN.....!!
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WHAT THE??
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Pyle Gomer Pyle??--Wait ,,, that was the Marine corps.. But MARINE is NAVY??
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(big question mark right there now)
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dh
Jimmy Stuart

Ravena, NY

#7 Jan 1, 2009
Harvey (the invisible giant rabbit)

“It ain't braggin' ...”

Level 3

Since: Sep 08

if you can back it up!

#8 Jan 1, 2009
I call his Russell The Muscle...
and he calls mine Susie Sunshine...
Beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#9 Jan 1, 2009
Hero!
skip

Decatur, GA

#10 Jan 1, 2009
Beatlesinthebog wrote:
Hero!
have you ''cracked a fat'' lately
DILF

Huntington, NY

#11 Jan 2, 2009
Hers Below:
Whisker Biscuit
Bearded Clam
Honey Pot
Split Loaf
Cooter
The Flappers
Mountain Oysters

Hers above:
Knockers
The Girls
Slappers
Jumblies
Danglers
Hooters
Funbags
Fountain for Youths

His:
Meatstick
Kielbasa
Twigs and Berries
Tubesteak
Mr. Happy
Peckeroni
Yambag
The Club
Franks and Beans
Creamsicle

“Can I play with your monkey?”

Since: Nov 08

Stand Still

#13 Jan 2, 2009
I call my ex-boyfriends, JR Winkie

“De Oppresso Liber”

Since: May 08

Location hidden

#14 Jan 2, 2009
Mr. Happy...

“Yes, I do bite!!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 08

South Florida

#15 Jan 2, 2009
Harder, F. aster
Vercingetorix

Buffalo, NY

#16 Jan 2, 2009
Lethal weapon

“De Oppresso Liber”

Since: May 08

Location hidden

#17 Jan 2, 2009
Vercingetorix wrote:
Lethal weapon
Pee-Shooter???
Jayne

Chesterton, IN

#18 Jan 2, 2009
Don't for get muff.
And my friend has a Mr. Stiffy.

And Gray's Anatomy - va jay jay
Jayne

Chesterton, IN

#19 Jan 2, 2009
Private Gomer Pyle
Krypteia

Brighton, UK

#21 Jan 2, 2009
Nuts and bolt
Trouser snake
Charm rod
The B52s

Huntington, NY

#22 Jan 2, 2009
Idaho

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