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“Legals against Illegals!”

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Jan 31, 2012
 
What is the best or most perfect insult you have told someone or it has been said to you?

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guess, where

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asking someone who is under 40 years old if they want a senior discount for that burger!

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You're so ugly, your mom had to feed you with a slingshot.

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Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

The last time i saw a face like yours, i fed it a banana.

INSULT; Your a failure..
COMEBACK: So was your dads condom.
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Mr. Warmth - Don Rickles

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You look like Harley!!!!

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#8
Jan 31, 2012
 
Asking an overweight chick if she is pregnant.
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Jan 31, 2012
 

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Asking an overweight guy if she is pregnant.

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So, Sam, GayDaveMc and Dork were trolling me last night, or as I like to refer to it as, Topix version of Two and a Half Men.

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Auzzie Nuisance wrote:
So, Sam, GayDaveMc and Dork were trolling me last night, or as I like to refer to it as, Topix version of Two and a Half Men.
But of course you have links to show where I was trolling you? Yeah, I thought not!

You have a mechanical mind. Too bad you forgot to wind it up this morning.
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Jan 31, 2012
 
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DondoDork wrote:
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But of course you have links to show where I was trolling you? Yeah, I thought not!
You have a mechanical mind. Too bad you forgot to wind it up this morning.
Its a perfect insult thread, they're jokes. Do you believe the scenarios Seinfeld, Mahr and Hackett use to set up their one liners?

For once get the stick out of yer....
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DondoDork wrote:
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But of course you have links to show where I was trolling you? Yeah, I thought not!
You have a mechanical mind. Too bad you forgot to wind it up this morning.
There's definitely a few cogs/springs missing...

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Jan 31, 2012
 
You are a man of the world and you know what sad shape the world is in.

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very small

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You're so ulgy you mom had to tie a bone around you neck so the dog would play with you.

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Take your tampon out and say that

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God called, he's is revoking your soul license

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Genos wife and kids leaving him for a better man.

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If insecurity were a drug,you'd be a junkie

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