I stood amid the Angels
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#42 Feb 24, 2007
Mommy of four wrote:
...magnificent lights, everywhere, left, right, up and down. Grace's fart was so explosive it caused massive meteors falling to earth, falling, falling, falling...the firey blazes magnificantly lighting up the world as they fell closer to the earth. The fallen angels were there with hands held high. Is this really fire and brimstone, is this really the end as we knew it? Mommy and Valerie NM swooped to earth with our magnificant wings the good Lord blessed them with when they entered the pearly gates. Mommy and Valerie were mentioned in the book of life for being famous, mommy famous for her soups and Valerie for loving Dennis Ferina so.....
A massive Meteor? was it a 1959 model year??
ValerieNm

Austin, TX

#43 Feb 24, 2007
PAZZ wrote:
<quoted text>
Opening my eyes, the three of us were still sitting there, talking aimlessly, when the patrol car suddenly jumped backward, made a tight circle in the parking lot and zoomed down the highway. I quickly finished my beer and was packing up the tape recorder when there was a tremendous sound all around us. Seconds later, a phalanx of motorcycles came roaring over the hill from the west. Both Gut and Buzzard rushed toward the highway, waving and shouting happily. The road was dense with bikes. The hot dog stand was on the crest of a hill above Bass Lake; it was the last geographic barrier between the Angels and their destination. The police, in their wisdom, had managed to pile up at least a hundred bikes at the roadblock-where restraining orders were ceremoniously handed out-and then release them all at once. So instead of arriving in quiet knots, the outlaws crested the hill in a great body...howling, hooting, waving bandanas and presenting the citizens with a really terrifying spectacle. The discipline of the highway had broken down entirely; now it was madness. The sight of Gut and Buzzard cheering beside the road caused Littel Jesus to fling his hands in the air and utter triumphant screams. His bike veered off to the right and nearly collided with Charger Charley the Child Molester. An Angel I had never seen came by on an orange three wheeler, kicking his feet straight out like a rodeo rider. Oakland Andy who has no drivers license, came by wth his wife sitting in front of him on the gas tank, ready to grab the handlebars at the first sight of the fuzz. The noise was like a landslide, or a wing of bombers passing over. Even knowing the Angels, I couldn't quite handle what I was seeing. It was like Genghis Khan, Morgan's Raiders, The Wild One and the Rape of Nanking all at once. Both Gut and Buzzard leaped on their bikes and roared off to join the pack.
H.S.T. 66
The pack was wild and out of CONTROL which is often the situation when there is a crowd. It didn't matter if it were churchgoers, or rowdies, revelry often leads to a mob mentality, uproarious fun into a descent of anarchy. Gut and Buzzard were that way, caught up in the excitement the roar of engines, heat, sunshine the promise of the road. They had long desired to ride the gray road. Anticipating adventures over the horizon, shedding the shackles of high school. Excitement is what they desired, but as in all things, just because you want it does not mean it IS what you should have. After all they were just children and what do children real know or undertand of the dangers in life.. That there are predators that walk the earth like phantoms, and can only be seen from the periphery of ones eye..Look there is one now, moving quietly in the stream of light.
Gus and Buzzard knew nothing of this, knew nothing of the world. Knew nothing of Charger Charlie the Child Molester, a vile creature he was one that the Angels merely tolerated, out of fear as well he was a darn good mechanic...or as Oakley Annie said "Mecccacanic effin ivesz hasz a peaz of pooppoododooo.." she was a damn fine rider but couldn't pronounce a lick correctly.
The unknown rider on the orange bike flew down the shimmering asphalts the heat rose in waves. His hair slew behind him long and lustrous were he wasn't bald and his tacturn face was set in a grimace. He knew all about that Charger Charlie after all he had been tracking him for months..
He maneuvered through the pack, leaning back and rode forward on the rear wheel. He saw the cop cars, and he saw Guts and Buzzard and he saw Charley and he rode directly into that charlie. Charlie somersaulted through the air into the waiting arms of the Cops who slapped cuffs on him and tossed him to the back seat.
curly Q

United States

#44 Feb 26, 2007
Groucho AKA Falcon 68 wrote:
<quoted text>Hey, as far as I'm concerned, you've already earned them!! You're my angel!!
Thanks,I needed to see that.You made made week!

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#45 Feb 27, 2007
curly Q wrote:
<quoted text>Thanks,I needed to see that.You made made week!
You're welcome!! And after what I've been going through, I could use an angel watching over me!!
curly Q

United States

#46 Feb 27, 2007
I stood among the angels.When one started to flap her wings,a feather got in my eye.Trying to get the feather out,I tripped on the angels robe,and fell to earth.I seem to be stuck here.I fell just before I got my wings.I saw a sign on a building that said "wings to go".I went in only to find the wings were cooked and sauced.I guess I'll have to keep looking!I'm a victim of circumstance!

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#48 Mar 2, 2007
curly Q wrote:
I stood among the angels.When one started to flap her wings,a feather got in my eye.Trying to get the feather out,I tripped on the angels robe,and fell to earth.I seem to be stuck here.I fell just before I got my wings.I saw a sign on a building that said "wings to go".I went in only to find the wings were cooked and sauced.I guess I'll have to keep looking!I'm a victim of circumstance!
OK, Jerome!!(Curly's real name)...Wise guy eh? Pick out two!!(gives Curly the finger poke, then a smack on the head) remind me to kill you later...

Moses Harry Horwitz (Moe Howard)
curly Q

United States

#49 Mar 2, 2007
Groucho AKA Falcon 68 wrote:
<quoted text>OK, Jerome!!(Curly's real name)...Wise guy eh? Pick out two!!(gives Curly the finger poke, then a smack on the head) remind me to kill you later...
Moses Harry Horwitz (Moe Howard)
soitenly!
curly Q

United States

#50 Mar 2, 2007
I guess I'm smart.Everyone calls me a wise guy!NYUK,NYUK,NYUK...

The Big Time

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Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#51 Mar 3, 2007
F irst
O n
R ace
D ay

however "i don't know,"
who is pitching ?

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#52 Mar 3, 2007
The Big Time wrote:
F irst
O n
R ace
D ay
however "i don't know,"
who is pitching ?
Look!! Who is not pitching!! Today!! and Tomorrow's catching....
Hope

Mansfield, OH

#53 Dec 7, 2008
This is a wonderful old thread. I loved reading these post all over again...

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#55 May 15, 2014
Naughty Alyce wrote:
Somewhere out in empty space,
long before the human race,
Something stirred,
A vast and timeless source began,
Intelligence was born and then,
there was the world,
Powers filled the universe,
matter formed and broke the curse,
Of nothingness,
Love became an ageless soul,
nature reached her highest goal,
And breathed the breath of life,
Everlasting life.
Well creatures come from out of sight,
Daylight came from in the night,
and all was good,
Life became a masterplan,
Love produced the perfect man,
that understood,
The image of the makers word,
worshipped him with all he had,
But then one day,
From in the depths an evil seed,
grew and manufactured greed,
That changed the way of life,
Everlasting life,
Oh the loving power looked and saw,
Inside the heart of man a flaw,
began to grow,
Well, the fires of hell began to burn,
and so he sent his chosen son,
To let us know,
That love had surely made us all,
and hate would surely make us fall,
So from the cross,
Well he showed the world that dreadful day,
That love could be the only way,
or all is lost of life,
Everlasting life,
For life is love,
And love is life.
*****
Lordy only believe, only believe
All things are possible
If you'll only believe
My Lordy, only believe, yes only believe
All things are possible
If you'll only believe...
I met God one morning my soul feeling bad
Heart heavy laden I felt fire doubt ahead
Well He lifted all my burdens, yeh! right now I'm feeling glad
All things are possible
If you'll only believe
I believe, yeh! I believe,
All things are possible
If you'll only believe...

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#56 May 15, 2014
I did too and I saw Hoosier and he took my clothes off and he was wearing a straw hat only!
What does this mean???

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#57 Jul 25, 2015
Spirit67_ wrote:
I did too and I saw Hoosier and he took my clothes off and he was wearing a straw hat only!
What does this mean???
It means you had a naughty Dream

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#58 Jul 25, 2015
angels are the people we know and love and who feel the same way about you.
they are the ones who u can really count on.

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Nehwon

#59 Jul 27, 2015
I stood among the Angels once.

The right fielder caught the fly ball ending the game.

Then I was tackled by security.

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