When life throws you lemons .....

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“I care more about my character”

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...... then my reputation

#1 Apr 1, 2014
... throw them back!

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#2 Apr 1, 2014
Have lots and lots of Budweiser.
LOST IN MISSISSIPPI

Durand, MI

#3 Apr 1, 2014
you two seem to make a lot of lemon aid

“1 lippy btch”

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#4 Apr 1, 2014
You get out the tequila!! ;)
Moishe Goldbergsilverma n

Medford, NY

#5 Apr 1, 2014
....sell them and turn a profit.

“'" Always Thinking '"”

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Greensburg, IN

#6 Apr 1, 2014
catch them they're valuable!
$1 a/piece here.
Do you think they have the flavor they use too?

“'" Always Thinking '"”

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Greensburg, IN

#7 Apr 1, 2014
PS: Secret...to make them 'juicer' microwave for 30 seconds~~~maybe less?
Marley

Medford, NY

#8 Apr 1, 2014
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
PS: Secret...to make them 'juicer' microwave for 30 seconds~~~maybe less?
That's what I do with my catchers mitt, it works!!!!

(...and I add a little linseed oil)

“'" Always Thinking '"”

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Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#9 Apr 1, 2014
A golf glove will look like it belongs to a small monkey if it's put in the microwave for 12 seconds.
When golfers left their glove on my lunch counter I'd do that and when they came back for it I'd give it to them. They didn't do it again!
Summer job-concessions manger for a public golf course.
Golf-Pro was pleased!
ROTFLMAO!!!
Then not now!
When they had parties upstairs and gambled I'd serve them drinks and cater to them, I'd make sometimes over $500 for one night-tax free!
Maybe that's why I could stay in teaching for 6 years-The 3 months off almost made as much as the 9 months of teaching.
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

“I call it as I see it.”

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Retirement City

#10 Apr 1, 2014
Squeeze them, add sweetener and bourbon.

“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#12 Apr 2, 2014
sexual euphemism wrote:
<quoted text>Bex does that to her catchers mitt too.
Sorry .... not wore out like your wife

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Arcadia, LA.

#13 Apr 2, 2014
Beautiful Black Molly wrote:
<quoted text>
Sorry .... not wore out like your wife
Tee hee.

What's up stanger?

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Arcadia, LA.

#14 Apr 2, 2014
flbadcatowner wrote:
Squeeze them, add sweetener and bourbon.
I've found that many require lots of bourbon before they let me squeeze them. Oh, you were talking about lemons - disregard.

“I"M GOIN' STRAIGHT TO HELL”

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AIN'T NOTHING SLOWING ME DOWN

#15 Apr 2, 2014
You squirt them into the eyes of your enemies.

“I care more about my character”

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Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#16 Apr 2, 2014
dragoon70056 wrote:
<quoted text>
Tee hee.
What's up stanger?
I haven't been here much, of course according to some I'm always here, in grey <eye roll>
Trying for a new job and I think I got it, more money, better benefits, stock .... looks good
Been dating a few fellows which is more fun then posting. I do miss my topix buds ....

“... lazy, hazy, crazy...”

Since: Aug 08

... daze of summer ...

#17 Apr 2, 2014
... find someone who had vodka thrown into their life ...

“100% Princess”

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and totally harmless

#18 Apr 2, 2014
keep them because, hey--it's free lemons....

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#19 Apr 2, 2014
Beautiful Black Molly wrote:
... throw them back!
Seen the title of this thread and I said the same thing.......throw them back....lol

“I call it as I see it.”

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Retirement City

#21 Apr 4, 2014
PDX Dave wrote:
Them into wedges, drop them into a pitcher of margaritas and drink yourself blind!
That was similar to my suggestion.

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#22 Apr 5, 2014
have a good cry,
then move on.

works for me!
lol

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