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“Reality”

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#1 Apr 9, 2012
Everybody add a sentence or two to the story.

The other day on my way home from work I saw...

“I care more about my character”

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...... then my reputation

#2 Apr 9, 2012
... a 3 legged horse hopping up the street .....

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#3 Apr 9, 2012
Ga missy wrote:
Everybody add a sentence or two to the story.
The other day on my way home from work I saw...
the Oscar Mayer wienermobile. Wild music, flowed out the windows as.....

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#4 Apr 9, 2012
and then a fiend shot the horse.

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#5 Apr 9, 2012
At least we now know what happened to the horse after the Oscar Mayer weinermobile left the scvene.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#6 Apr 10, 2012
quilterqueen wrote:
At least we now know what happened to the horse after the Oscar Mayer weinermobile left the scvene.
Yes, but as Pegasus was grazing in a nearby field and saw the accident. He took flight and pounced upon the hood of the weinermobile. Causing the giant weiner to topple over onto the road where a policeman was eating his donut. Thus, he surveyed the damaged vehicle and saw horse hair tangled in the car's grill. So, the weiner driver was booked for the murder of an innocent horse.

“More Brains Than .....”

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..a Zombie Thanksgiving

#7 Apr 10, 2012
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text>Yes, but as Pegasus was grazing in a nearby field and saw the accident. He took flight and pounced upon the hood of the weinermobile. Causing the giant weiner to topple over onto the road where a policeman was eating his donut. Thus, he surveyed the damaged vehicle and saw horse hair tangled in the car's grill. So, the weiner driver was booked for the murder of an innocent horse.
So, the wiener truck took a flying f**k at a rolling donut and ended up booked for mudder. His father was muddered and his mother was the mudderer. The road apple doesn't fall from the mare.

“More Brains Than .....”

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..a Zombie Thanksgiving

#8 Apr 10, 2012
* fall far from the mare. The Mare of Night.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#9 Apr 10, 2012
Phil the Grillmaster wrote:
* fall far from the mare. The Mare of Night.
roamed the hillside looking for it's stallion to save her from the onslaught of angry weiner eaters whom werre looking forward to seeing the Oscar Mayer weinermobile visiting their town. Dismayed, they were getting angier by the minute.

“More Brains Than .....”

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..a Zombie Thanksgiving

#10 Apr 10, 2012
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text>roamed the hillside looking for it's stallion to save her from the onslaught of angry weiner eaters whom werre looking forward to seeing the Oscar Mayer weinermobile visiting their town. Dismayed, they were getting angier by the minute.
The Mare and her Mate were getting irate at the eaters who ate. Weiners.

Wieners to the left of me, Jokers to the right. Here I am.

“look up and laugh”

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guess, where

#11 Apr 10, 2012
stuck in the middle with an empty jar of mustard and no ketsup.

“Reality”

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#12 Apr 10, 2012
jdmdusa wrote:
stuck in the middle with an empty jar of mustard and no ketsup.
...so I started singing (very loud),I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner and then I felt someone tapping on my shoulder ...
John Steinbeck

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#13 Apr 10, 2012
....it was a handsome man from Long Island, our eyes met, the magnetism was unbreakable......

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

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USA

#14 Apr 10, 2012
John Steinbeck wrote:
....it was a handsome man from Long Island, our eyes met, the magnetism was unbreakable......
He took my hand and walked me slowly to the.....

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Dover, DE

#15 Apr 10, 2012
stable where we made love in the hay.
John Steinbeck

Huntington, NY

#16 Apr 10, 2012
...unfortunately we didn't see the pitchfork and.....
Xer Recar

Atlanta, GA

#17 Apr 10, 2012
John Steinbeck wrote:
...unfortunately we didn't see the pitchfork and.....
...we both died of tetanus. The End.

“Towards Christmas.”

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#18 Apr 10, 2012
Xer Recar wrote:
<quoted text>
...we both died of tetanus. The End.
of a tragic story, or so everyone thought,
until the great Sherlock Holmes, came along
to investigate the tragedy;

and as he peeped
through his spyglass, he was very interested to
find the recently stolen Irish saint's relic hidden in the hay,

of course,
this turned the whole story on it's head
and so, immediately ......

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

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USA

#19 Apr 10, 2012
Xer Recar wrote:
<quoted text>
...we both died of tetanus. The End.
A fairy came along and sprinkled fairy dust on them and they came back to life,,

the beginning!!!:)
John Steinbeck

Huntington, NY

#20 Apr 10, 2012
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
<quoted text> A fairy came along and sprinkled fairy dust on them and they came back to life,,
the beginning!!!:)
.....they both thanks Richard Simmons for bringing them back to life, they resumed.....

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