BLong

United States

#244 Feb 26, 2013
'America's premium quality beer'

(This one goes back a while)

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#245 Feb 26, 2013
BLong wrote:
<quoted text>Life Alert?
'So pure it floats'
LMAO!!!

Have you ever seen this one?

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#246 Feb 26, 2013
BLong wrote:
'America's premium quality beer'
(This one goes back a while)
My Dad used to drink Falstaff beer.
BLong

United States

#247 Feb 26, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
<quoted text>
LMAO!!!
Have you ever seen this one?
You bet I've seen it. Every now and then, I run across a TV channel whose commercials seem to cater almost strictly to the elderly audience, as well as advertising for those law firms that deal with 'defective' hip/knee replacements and medicines with possible side effects.

(Don't they ALL have possible side effects??)

'Leave the driving to us.'
Ferrerman

United States

#248 Feb 26, 2013
BLong wrote:
<quoted text>You bet I've seen it. Every now and then, I run across a TV channel whose commercials seem to cater almost strictly to the elderly audience, as well as advertising for those law firms that deal with 'defective' hip/knee replacements and medicines with possible side effects.
(Don't they ALL have possible side effects??)
'Leave the driving to us.'
Gay..I mean Greyhound!

"For that not so fresh feeling"

Level 1

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#249 Feb 26, 2013
Ferrerman wrote:
<quoted text>Gay..I mean Greyhound!
"For that not so fresh feeling"
Massingill

Just do it!
BLong

United States

#250 Feb 26, 2013
Genome De Plume wrote:
<quoted text>Massingill
Just do it!
Nike

'The best to you each morning.'

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#251 Feb 26, 2013
At 10, 2, or 4 -- What time is it?

“please drop some $$ in that”

Since: Jun 08

...Salvation Army bucket...

#252 Feb 26, 2013
...dr pepper time.....

"Neighbor?! How long's it been since you had some _________ chili? Well, that's too long....."
Hmmm

Natchitoches, LA

#253 Feb 27, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
At 10, 2, or 4 -- What time is it?
Dr. Pepper
Hmmm

Natchitoches, LA

#254 Feb 27, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
...dr pepper time.....
"Neighbor?! How long's it been since you had some _________ chili? Well, that's too long....."
Wolf Brand!!

“*Merry Christmas*”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#255 Feb 27, 2013
refrigeration

" ICE COLD ________!"

Get Moody With ____ and the Bengals

HInt: tastes yucky!
Bernie Madoff

Medford, NY

#256 Feb 27, 2013
"We make money the old fashioned way, we earn it!"
Obama

United States

#257 Feb 27, 2013
Bernie Madoff wrote:
"We make money the old fashioned way, we earn it!"
Hand it over, NOW!!! Or I'll have Michelle sit on you!

NEXT: "I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman."

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#258 Feb 27, 2013
...... is the one beer to have when your having more then one ...

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#259 Feb 27, 2013
...... tires grip the road
BLong

United States

#260 Feb 27, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
...... tires grip the road
Armstrong

'Don't let the smooth taste fool you.'

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#261 Feb 27, 2013
BLong wrote:
<quoted text>Armstrong
'Don't let the smooth taste fool you.'
Dang, was sure that would be a hard one.

“please drop some $$ in that”

Since: Jun 08

...Salvation Army bucket...

#262 Feb 27, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>
Dang, was sure that would be a hard one.
...TROJANS!!!!...

;]

__________

Man to man, smoke a __________

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#263 Feb 27, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
<quoted text>
...TROJANS!!!!...
;]
__________
Man to man, smoke a __________
LMFAO!!!

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