“Artifical intelligence is no”

Level 3

Since: Feb 13

match for natural stupidity

#23 Mar 22, 2013
Topix found me, it was fate.

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

Level 9

Since: Apr 12

Here, There, and Everywhere,..

#24 Mar 22, 2013
My cat found it while attempting to cross the street,...among other things that got in it's way,...

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#25 Mar 22, 2013
I had gotten on local topix one day and just happened on offbeat. The offbeat news kind of sucked me in then I started checking the threads and just really got into it.
There's a lot of cool people on here and I have made a few good cyber friends.
Being old school and never even having Internet up until a couple years ago the whole experience has been quite interesting to say the least!
Chronicle of Events

United States

#27 Mar 22, 2013
1. Flushed toilet
2. Toilet overflowed
3. Found a piece of wet T-paper on floor with "Your town, your take".
4. Immediately grabbed plunger, unclogged toilet, and flushed the Topix turd back down.

It really wasn't a big deal.

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#28 Mar 22, 2013
Local paper to local Topix to here.

“You're My Sunshine”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

We All need A Little Sunshine

#29 Mar 22, 2013
by a friend for both ..topix and off beat...Im glad.I have met some really very nice people..now im addicted..LOL..I come here every day to get my fix..LOL:O)

“Taste great in milk!”

Level 9

Since: Aug 08

.

#30 Mar 22, 2013
..under a rock.

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#31 Mar 22, 2013
I kept hearing rumors in the local
grocery store and post office about
this trash site on the internet where
everyones dirty laundry was being
aired.

So I had to see....and they were right.
I was very grateful to find Offbeat.

And after seeing the IT board I'm so
glad I didn't stumble into That mess. LOL
Exactly

United States

#33 Mar 22, 2013
arctic wrote:
I kept hearing rumors in the local
grocery store and post office about
this trash site on the internet where
everyones dirty laundry was being
aired.
So I had to see....and they were right.
I was very grateful to find Offbeat.
And after seeing the IT board I'm so
glad I didn't stumble into That mess. LOL
IT Board? You mean Ginny and her multiple socks? But, everyone else is a troll, not her. LMAO!!!!!
Bugsy

Medford, NY

#34 Mar 24, 2013
I made a left turn at Albuquerque.
lisa

Huntington, WV

#35 Mar 29, 2013
Melissa burps told me to I could find Amy

“Colleges Search Engine ”

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

www.schoolanduniversity.com

#36 Mar 29, 2013
My friend had sent me here.

Level 7

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#40 Apr 13, 2013
Google! Gets me every time! I google something and find some more interesting things. When you google as much as I do you find Topix all of the time. Sometimes it works in my favor when needing info. You find what you need and make it happen.

Ok I'm done! If I say anymore I will have to kill ALL of you! Hahahahahaaaaa

Just act like you don't what I'm talking about and you will be fine!

')
doofy

Warrenton, VA

#41 Apr 15, 2013
I found Topix to be very informative. Topix is now my main source for news and current events.

“1943-2013”

Level 10

Since: Apr 07

Location hidden

#42 Apr 15, 2013
I found a map in a box of cracker jacks.

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#43 Apr 15, 2013
By complete mistake, am so sure.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#44 Apr 15, 2013
My GURU..sent me to TOPIX..to SPREAD ..

PEACE, LOVE and HAPPINESS..
To ALL and Also to the TROLLS... ROCK ON ROCKERS!!

“You're My Sunshine”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

We All need A Little Sunshine

#45 Apr 15, 2013
C.C. you do a real fine Job too..Have a good one..

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#46 Apr 15, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
C.C. you do a real fine Job too..Have a good one..
Thanks, Princess Hey.Need to rustle up a Peace Pipe and visit a pal..Have a good Monday Nite.. Chick!!..

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#47 Apr 15, 2013
ALIENS abducted me.. AND told me they WOULD return me to Earth.. ONLY if I posted on Topix... ALRIGHTY THEN!!

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