DOCUMENT: Florida Creep Pleads Guilty...

DOCUMENT: Florida Creep Pleads Guilty To Enema Tampering

There are 9 comments on the The Smoking Gun story from Jan 22, 2013, titled DOCUMENT: Florida Creep Pleads Guilty To Enema Tampering. In it, The Smoking Gun reports that:

JANUARY 18--A Florida man faces upwards of 10 years in federal prison after pleading guilty this week to a revolting product tampering scheme in which he returned used enemas to the CVS pharmacy where he purchased the items.

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“To contract new debts...”

Level 6

Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#1 Jan 22, 2013
What an azzhole.
Donkey Estonkey

Hampton, VA

#2 Jan 22, 2013
Don't know what the motivation to return used enemas is. Certainly not financial...
Somehow having others use enemas he has contaminated gives this guy some gratification. Weird...
Anyway, he's busted now. Would assume that, given his record, the trial's outcome will be unpleasant for him.
Rightly so.

“To contract new debts...”

Level 6

Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#3 Jan 22, 2013
The next thing that gets shoved up his azz won't be made of plastic, it will be his new cellmate.

Bubba, "What you in here fo?"
Ronald, "Returning used enemas"
Bubba, "So you like to stick thing up yer poopshoot"
Ronald, "Well, yeah"
Bubba, "Ain't that a coincidence"
Paris Hilton

Huntington, NY

#4 Jan 22, 2013
My mom always said to me, "Keep your friends close, and your enemas even closer"

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Level 8

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#5 Jan 22, 2013
Paris Hilton wrote:
My mom always said to me, "Keep your friends close, and your enemas even closer"
The most powerful laxative in the world comes from a palm tree. With fronds like that, who needs enemas?
Paris Hilton

Huntington, NY

#6 Jan 22, 2013
Didn't the old Van Halen, with David Lee Roth, sing a song called "Enema!"?
BLong

United States

#7 Jan 22, 2013
Does he qualify as Public Enema #1?

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#8 Jan 22, 2013
Ten years in federal prison? Congress creates more fraud, mess and waste than that and tries to stick it to the people. Hmmm...
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#9 Jan 22, 2013
Judging from his mugshot , he looks like he is still
fulloshit...

fyi, in the kinky far out world of sexual gratification...acts including any kind of this nature is considered "gourmet" and sophisticated.. just ask any fister...
lmao!! wow mamma needs to go bleach her eyes out......

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