Limericks!
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“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

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#22 Feb 8, 2012
There's a difference between better and worse,
Not whether you live by the letter or curse;
How much do you try?
How mudh do you lie?
If expensive... would you getter a purse?

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

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#23 Feb 8, 2012
much* not Mudh...

could i get a spam icon?

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#24 May 13, 2013
There was a young man from Bombay
On a slow to China one day
He was pinned to the tiller
By a sex-starved gorilla
And China's a very long way.....

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Nehwon

#25 May 13, 2013
Imagine my surprise,
This thread did arise.
Not from the dead,
But from the depths led
of Offbeat threads, thousand fives.

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#26 May 13, 2013
Oops should have said slow boat to China.

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Nehwon

#27 May 13, 2013
madam sin wrote:
Oops should have said slow boat to China.
That was a pretty good try.

Coming up with an original limerick isn't easy.

I've found myself reading the post and using my fingers to count the syllables.(and often going "dammit! one short!" or "dammit! one long!")

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