Limericks!
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Nehwon

#1 Jan 26, 2012
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_%28poet...

Take your best shot at making one up.

Today, I thought about Sara.
Her location was a "Where-a?"
Well, she's not here.
So, I'll have a beer.
And play a game of Solitaira.

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Nehwon

#2 Jan 26, 2012
A man with nothing to do
Posted on Topix, tis true!
He didn't want fame,
but he played the game
And got 10 points times two!

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Nehwon

#3 Jan 29, 2012
Went to dinner on a first date.
asked "Could this be the hand of fate?"
I arrived on time,
was dressed as a mime.
Why, oh why, can't I find a mate!
Sam

United States

#4 Jan 29, 2012
There once was a poster named Pie
Whose profiles stretched to the sky
One he had lost he did seek
And cried about it for a week
Now he's losing them in the blink of an eye

Sam

Level 2

Since: Jan 12

Lenoir City, TN

#5 Jan 29, 2012
There was a young girl from Rabat,
who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;
It was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding,
When she found she had no tit for Tat.

“I'm yours,,,for a price!”

Level 2

Since: Jan 12

Ask about group rates!

#6 Jan 29, 2012
There was a lot lizard named Vernus,
Who thought she was hot as a furnace.
The truckers won't pay,
She's had a bad day,
So now she's offering free service!

“I laugh at trolls, because”

Level 6

Since: Apr 10

they are the laughing stock!

#8 Jan 29, 2012
Old Vernus thought she had power
She was getting more desperate by the hour
So she made up a spouse
And a make-believe house
But as usual, things soon went sour…

“I laugh at trolls, because”

Level 6

Since: Apr 10

they are the laughing stock!

#9 Jan 29, 2012
She has no Harley, is no honey
She has no boyfriend and no money
So she calls us all names
And plays silly games
But her antics are pathetically funny!
Sam

Buffalo, NY

#10 Jan 29, 2012
ROTFL wrote:
She has no Harley, is no honey
She has no boyfriend and no money
So she calls us all names
And plays silly games
But her antics are pathetically funny!
LOL!!!!
Sam

Buffalo, NY

#11 Jan 29, 2012
I REALLY love Topix, oh yes I do!
LOTS of SPAM and NUTS here too.
The TROLLS here abound!
They're always hanging around!
To dip their hooves into the goo.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#12 Jan 29, 2012
Here's why writing is scary,
all the humor will vary;
Just say this,
Then they kiss...
How random is that? VERY.

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#13 Jan 30, 2012
There once was a woman named Jo.
Who all the men wanted to know
When they reached her bed
They all turned and fled,
There are some things that should not glow!
no surprise

Richmond, KY

#14 Jan 31, 2012
There once was a fellow, greymouser
His posts were enough to arouse her
The humor I bet
Could keep the spot wet
Much better than what's in his trouser

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#15 Feb 1, 2012
no surprise wrote:
There once was a fellow, greymouser
His posts were enough to arouse her
The humor I bet
Could keep the spot wet
Much better than what's in his trouser
Good one!

There once was a man from Kentucky
To no surprise, his name was Bucky
He loved hunting deer
Others thought it weird
He thought banging does was getting lucky!

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#16 Feb 1, 2012
Steer clear of the place,
Where retorts are base,
Start some coffee,
Join the lofty.
Find a mirror to face.

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#17 Feb 4, 2012
Hidden in secret streams where I fish,
Trout or salmon makes a tasty dish.
While I try and try
I can only sigh
My posts don't get a lemon, I wish.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#18 Feb 4, 2012
What's cheaper than a lemon slice?
It is southern tea's only vice...
no wait, it's sugar...
which rhymes with edgar.
...in popular opinion... nice.

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#19 Feb 8, 2012
Mary had a little lamb,
Sired, no doubt, by a ram.
we could only stare
when Maury declared,
"You -are- the father!" to Sam!

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Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#20 Feb 8, 2012
Sven was descended from the Norse
Long blond hair and blue eyes, of course.
In bed, he took pride
The skill he could ride
Offer void with ladies, only his horse!

“I laugh at trolls, because”

Level 6

Since: Apr 10

they are the laughing stock!

#21 Feb 8, 2012
I don’t think I’ll ever let Slack pass
That he’s such a whiney old Jackass!
Thinks we’ve done him wrong
Bitches all the night long
And he drinks from his silly old crack glass…

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