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“My posts are MUCH better”

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than your posts!

#21 Jan 2, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
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Unfortunately I'm all out as well - but as long as it irritates you, fine.
Oh lordy, I see we have another sociopath on our hands. It's all right little Tommy (rubs top of your head affectionately). I know you're not like other little sociopaths, but you are my sociopath and that's all that matters.

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#22 Jan 2, 2013
65007noogard wrote:
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Yup.
Dumbass.
:0)
Trolling yourself!

What, a surprise?

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#23 Jan 2, 2013
Ferrerman wrote:
<quoted text>Trolling yourself!
What, a surprise?
???

You really need to come up for air more often. You should be getting plenty of air now that the POTUS has left for Hawaii. Again.

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#24 Jan 2, 2013
Do we get a T-shirt for attending this
seminar??

Something like "Welcome to hell you b@stards?"

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#25 Jan 2, 2013
Can we bring a friend Bro. Bill..'cause
I've got this neighbor.....if anyone is
going to hell it'd be that b1tch...
Preacher

Cicero, IL

#26 Jan 2, 2013
Hell IS for real, and in fact, the Truth is as follows; Hell is no good for any human beings at all! You would never want even the worst person to go in there! Not Adolf Hitler, not Osama bin Laden, not Saddam Hussein, not Karl Marx, not Fidel Castro, not the 9/11 hijackers, not Timothy McVeigh, and not even Kim Jong-Il!
Preacher

Cicero, IL

#27 Jan 2, 2013
Sadly, and most shockingly, even Pope John Paul II has been spotted in Hell before! That shows that we need to do even better than a Pope to inherit Heaven!

“Pillars of Creation....”

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Since: Jan 11

Into this world we're thrown

#29 Jan 2, 2013
Preacher wrote:
Sadly, and most shockingly, even Pope John Paul II has been spotted in Hell before! That shows that we need to do even better than a Pope to inherit Heaven!
Who spotted him and told on him Penn Gillette?
Preacher

Cicero, IL

#30 Jan 2, 2013
Angelica Zambrano spotted Pope John Paul II in Hell!

“Pillars of Creation....”

Level 4

Since: Jan 11

Into this world we're thrown

#31 Jan 2, 2013
Preacher wrote:
Angelica Zambrano spotted Pope John Paul II in Hell!
I see, that seals it then.........

Level 3

Since: Dec 12

United States

#32 Jan 2, 2013
Preacher wrote:
Angelica Zambrano spotted Pope John Paul II in Hell!
Oh ....Come On!

Now we're just in the Twilight Zone.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#33 Jan 2, 2013
I've been to Hell. Went there one spring to see the cherry blossoms and the Smithsonian.

“goodbye topix”

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Since: Jun 12

Im not here

#34 Jan 2, 2013
Brother Bill wrote:
An Orientation Before Your Tour...
Welcome. Yes, we know that you have seen the cartoons of hell, a cavern with flames leaping from behind rocks, filled with people guarded by a devil (complete with horns, a tail, and a pitchfork). Sorry, you have been misled. Before we get started on your tour, I would like to clear up a few misconceptions you may have. That will make your tour more ... informative.
Actually, Hell is not accepting people ... yet.(When told to “go to hell,” you should have replied “thanks, but I can’t go there yet.”) I AM STILL IN MY PHYSICAL BODY AND BREATHING.
Satan (the devil) is not in charge of hell. On the day he is cast into hell, he will be just like everyone else there and 1/3 of the angels(demons) who were cast out by God who followed Satan.
Hell is not an “anti-heaven” set up for the pleasure of those who reject Jesus 'free gift on the cross for forgiveness.' It is a place of constant punishment where every lost inhabitant will suffer.
Have you ever heard the phrase “I would rather reign in hell than serve in heaven?” Nobody in hell will reign over anything or anyone.
Yes, it is gloomy there, in spite of the agonizing heat and flames. You know, a clean burning fire does not put out much light.
Have you noticed the “decor” of this message? It has no music or decoration. Although you may think it is bad, remember that you have only been here a minute. Things will change as the years roll by without any variation. You will have no friends, no food, no furniture, nothing to do, and no place to go. You are starting to get a picture. Hell is worse—and it is coming soon to a location near you. My advice. Get saved now..."Whoever shall call upon the name of the Lord, SHALL BE SAVED--IT'S A FREE GIFT BUT YOU MUST ACCEPT IT!!
It aint like this. Hell as it is is like a cavern with flames + a devil. Satan/Lucifer/the treacherous Angels were sent there + made ugly. After Judgement Day The Devil will be imprisoned for 1000 yrs. Hell as it will become will be a place of fire but not of endless suffering. God who knows all, would know what its like to have eternal suffering sos why would He inflict that on anybody. Those who burn will already be dead of soul sos wont feel it. To be dead of soul u haveta disconnect from God/the lifeforce which is the Holy Spirit. God will judge each on their sins + find a suited room {"in my Fathers house there are many rooms" Jesus} for them. Jesus died for our sins leaving only 1 sin that cannot be forgiven & thats the sin against the Holy Spirit, which is disconnection from God {Hell is the absence of God}.+ God will judge us whether we repent or not. God knows the heart + soul. Its possible to be with God + ur soul to be with the Holy Spirit without u knowing it sos some non believers are saved. Same as some believers are damned because they arent with God in their soul. Love is the key to keep ur heart open + ur soul alive.

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#35 Jan 2, 2013
Been there, done that...
Got the T-Shirt...
Walked through it and laughed...
Lived in it and laughed...

I don't believe in religion... I think it's useful for many people... It gives them comfort and strength...
I believe in being the best being I can...

Jesus loves me, this I know...
For the Bible tells me so... Little ones to him Belong.. They are weak and he is strong...

I Don't know how....
Buddha, Brahma, Hanuman, Durga Devi, Krishna, Thor, Venus, Mercury, Muhammad, Hades, Herra or Zeus feel about me though...
@}-'--,---

There is nothing in the darkness...
That is not in the Light as well...
There is nothing found in Heaven...
That can not be found in Hell...
@}-'--,---

The Hell you say?!....Hahahahahahaha!!!!

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#36 Jan 2, 2013
What an enlightening thread.

(I didn't know Arctic was so funny.)

“I know where you are,”

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Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#37 Jan 3, 2013
Korny Kat wrote:
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Oh lordy, I see we have another sociopath on our hands. It's all right little Tommy (rubs top of your head affectionately). I know you're not like other little sociopaths, but you are my sociopath and that's all that matters.
Maybe you should drop that word of the month subscription - you're repeating yourself an awful lot lately.

“New & Improved..”

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Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#38 Jan 3, 2013
Well, I guess she'll be returning those Hot Booties™ I got her for the holiday..daym...

“My posts are MUCH better”

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Since: Jul 12

than your posts!

#40 Jan 3, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
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Maybe you should drop that word of the month subscription - you're repeating yourself an awful lot lately.
Maybe you should get that sausage out of your mouth and stop mumbling ya correctional institute shower rag!

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