Welcome to Hell--orientation for unbe...

Welcome to Hell--orientation for unbelievers

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Brother Bill

Yorktown, VA

#1 Jan 2, 2013
An Orientation Before Your Tour...
Welcome. Yes, we know that you have seen the cartoons of hell, a cavern with flames leaping from behind rocks, filled with people guarded by a devil (complete with horns, a tail, and a pitchfork). Sorry, you have been misled. Before we get started on your tour, I would like to clear up a few misconceptions you may have. That will make your tour more ... informative.
Actually, Hell is not accepting people ... yet.(When told to “go to hell,” you should have replied “thanks, but I can’t go there yet.”) I AM STILL IN MY PHYSICAL BODY AND BREATHING.
Satan (the devil) is not in charge of hell. On the day he is cast into hell, he will be just like everyone else there and 1/3 of the angels(demons) who were cast out by God who followed Satan.
Hell is not an “anti-heaven” set up for the pleasure of those who reject Jesus 'free gift on the cross for forgiveness.' It is a place of constant punishment where every lost inhabitant will suffer.
Have you ever heard the phrase “I would rather reign in hell than serve in heaven?” Nobody in hell will reign over anything or anyone.
Yes, it is gloomy there, in spite of the agonizing heat and flames. You know, a clean burning fire does not put out much light.
Have you noticed the “decor” of this message? It has no music or decoration. Although you may think it is bad, remember that you have only been here a minute. Things will change as the years roll by without any variation. You will have no friends, no food, no furniture, nothing to do, and no place to go. You are starting to get a picture. Hell is worse—and it is coming soon to a location near you. My advice. Get saved now..."Whoever shall call upon the name of the Lord, SHALL BE SAVED--IT'S A FREE GIFT BUT YOU MUST ACCEPT IT!!

65007noogard

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#2 Jan 2, 2013
LoL.

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#3 Jan 2, 2013
Blow me:)

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#4 Jan 2, 2013
Achem...it's non-believers, not unbelievers.

Get it the f*ck right!!!

:o)

Level 3

Since: Dec 12

United States

#5 Jan 2, 2013
arctic wrote:
Blow me:)
Ah...yep..I second that. LOL
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#6 Jan 2, 2013
ahhhhh HELL NO!! someone hold my purse!!

“My posts are MUCH better”

Level 3

Since: Jul 12

than your posts!

#7 Jan 2, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
Achem...it's non-believers, not unbelievers.
Get it the f*ck right!!!
:o)
It's "ahem" not "achem".

(cough cough)
Linda the lonely widow

Glendale Heights, IL

#8 Jan 2, 2013
65007noogard wrote:
LoL.
You think that is funny dumbass?

65007noogard

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#9 Jan 2, 2013
Linda the lonely widow wrote:
<quoted text>You think that is funny dumbass?
Yup.

Dumbass.

:0)

Level 3

Since: Dec 12

United States

#10 Jan 2, 2013
Linda the lonely widow wrote:
<quoted text>You think that is funny dumbass?
Yes...it's pretty [email protected] funny;)

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#11 Jan 2, 2013
Korny Kat wrote:
<quoted text>
It's "ahem" not "achem".
(cough cough)
Not if you're Yiddish, achem.

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#12 Jan 2, 2013
reebie wrote:
ahhhhh HELL NO!! someone hold my purse!!
It's not a purse, dammit!!!

It's a European handbag!!!

:o)

“My posts are MUCH better”

Level 3

Since: Jul 12

than your posts!

#13 Jan 2, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
<quoted text>
Not if you're Yiddish, achem.
I'd say prove it and show me your naked dreidel big boy, but I have only 8 micro give-a-shits left and you ain't gettin' any of them.
Poon

Huntington, NY

#14 Jan 2, 2013
Brother Bill wrote:
An Orientation Before Your Tour...
Welcome. Yes, we know that you have seen the cartoons of hell, a cavern with flames leaping from behind rocks, filled with people guarded by a devil (complete with horns, a tail, and a pitchfork). Sorry, you have been misled. Before we get started on your tour, I would like to clear up a few misconceptions you may have. That will make your tour more ... informative.
Actually, Hell is not accepting people ... yet.(When told to “go to hell,” you should have replied “thanks, but I can’t go there yet.”) I AM STILL IN MY PHYSICAL BODY AND BREATHING.
Satan (the devil) is not in charge of hell. On the day he is cast into hell, he will be just like everyone else there and 1/3 of the angels(demons) who were cast out by God who followed Satan.
Hell is not an “anti-heaven” set up for the pleasure of those who reject Jesus 'free gift on the cross for forgiveness.' It is a place of constant punishment where every lost inhabitant will suffer.
Have you ever heard the phrase “I would rather reign in hell than serve in heaven?” Nobody in hell will reign over anything or anyone.
Yes, it is gloomy there, in spite of the agonizing heat and flames. You know, a clean burning fire does not put out much light.
Have you noticed the “decor” of this message? It has no music or decoration. Although you may think it is bad, remember that you have only been here a minute. Things will change as the years roll by without any variation. You will have no friends, no food, no furniture, nothing to do, and no place to go. You are starting to get a picture. Hell is worse—and it is coming soon to a location near you. My advice. Get saved now..."Whoever shall call upon the name of the Lord, SHALL BE SAVED--IT'S A FREE GIFT BUT YOU MUST ACCEPT IT!!
Have you ever visited Atlantis?

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#15 Jan 2, 2013
I hear it's hot in hell.

Would be a welcome change
from all of this snow.

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#16 Jan 2, 2013
Korny Kat wrote:
<quoted text>
I'd say prove it and show me your naked dreidel big boy, but I have only 8 micro give-a-shits left and you ain't gettin' any of them.
Unfortunately I'm all out as well - but as long as it irritates you, fine.

Cool Hand Clem

“One day at a time”

Level 6

Since: Oct 12

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#17 Jan 2, 2013
You heard right.I left because I didnt like the weather.

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#18 Jan 2, 2013
Cool Hand Clem wrote:
You heard right.I left because I didnt like the weather.
LMAO

Singed your fur huh?
LOLz

Buffalo, NY

#19 Jan 2, 2013
Brother Bill wrote:
..."Whoever shall call upon the name of the Lord, SHALL BE SAVED--...
I called upon the name of the Lord several times in the past few days so I'm safe!:)
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#20 Jan 2, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
<quoted text>
It's not a purse, dammit!!!
It's a European handbag!!!
:o)
Only if YOU carry it.....

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