"Am not I thine ass,"<quoted text>
Another ignorant atheist...
Here we go.
There was no talking donkey in the Bible, if you read it, it says The Lord did the talking.
And what's this about a talking lizard? That's not in the Bible, either...
28 And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?
29 And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee.
30 And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? And he said, Nay.