Evolution vs. Creation

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Since: Mar 11

Minnesota's North Coast

#93634 Jun 22, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>The serpent was part of Adams' anatomy and didn't itself speak. It was dickhead Adam, he was a sex offender and he talked Eve into oral sex, "eating" from the tree of knowledge which was Adams' body. They were naked, so the serpent was out there.
oral sex is bad? wow, your cult is really messed up!

perhaps your cult leaders need instructions on how to do it properly? oral sex is fun, and if it isn't...get a new partner.

Level 9

Since: Sep 08

Everett, WA

#93635 Jun 22, 2013
woodtick57 wrote:
<quoted text>crustaceans are pretty close to insects...
alas, their meat makes me turn blue and die....
I tell you what, if we ever end up in a restaurant eating surf and turf together I will sacrifice my health and save you from those frightfully dangerous King Crab Legs.
Dinoeater

Clifton, NJ

#93636 Jun 22, 2013
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
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Mr. Woody dick
Just curious was this a joke or a typo.
Dinoeater

Clifton, NJ

#93637 Jun 22, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>The serpent was part of Adams' anatomy and didn't itself speak. It was dickhead Adam, he was a sex offender and he talked Eve into oral sex, "eating" from the tree of knowledge which was Adams' body. They were naked, so the serpent was out there.
what religion are you? or was this meant as a joke?

Level 9

Since: Sep 08

Everett, WA

#93638 Jun 22, 2013
woodtick57 wrote:
<quoted text>oral sex is bad? wow, your cult is really messed up!
perhaps your cult leaders need instructions on how to do it properly? oral sex is fun, and if it isn't...get a new partner.
Hey!! I have a new nickname for my favorite body part.

Later on tonight the girlfriend will be eating from the Tree of Knowledge.

Poor susanblange has probably been only able to nibble on the Bonsai's of Knowledge.

Since: Mar 11

Minnesota's North Coast

#93639 Jun 22, 2013
Subduction Zone wrote:
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I tell you what, if we ever end up in a restaurant eating surf and turf together I will sacrifice my health and save you from those frightfully dangerous King Crab Legs.
yeah, get in line behind every member of my family..,

crustacean allergy is really fairly common among humans...most likely why the abrahamic cults have the taboo against this great food source...

Since: Mar 11

Minnesota's North Coast

#93640 Jun 22, 2013
Dinoeater wrote:
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Just curious was this a joke or a typo.
proof of his inability to discuss issues intelligently with facts and an adult demeanor...

“Nothing can stop, This Pony..”

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Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#93641 Jun 22, 2013
woodtick57 wrote:
<quoted text>so one can eat insects and still be a vegetarian? grubs are pretty 'meaty'...
don't insects have muscles? that would be meat, wouldn't it?
I'll never know..lol I suppose technically you're right.
But I'll never call bugs meat, more like crunch and mush.
Dinoeater

Clifton, NJ

#93642 Jun 22, 2013
woodtick57 wrote:
<quoted text>oral sex is bad? wow, your cult is really messed up!
well our mouths weren't made for that whether we are talking about science or the bible.
...but I'm pretty much neutral here especially since I'm a virgin.*sob*
then again I'm still young maybe i'm just getting ahead of myself

Since: Mar 11

Minnesota's North Coast

#93643 Jun 22, 2013
Subduction Zone wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey!! I have a new nickname for my favorite body part.
Later on tonight the girlfriend will be eating from the Tree of Knowledge.
Poor susanblange has probably been only able to nibble on the Bonsai's of Knowledge.
it ain't called 'wood' for nothin'...

Since: Mar 11

Minnesota's North Coast

#93644 Jun 22, 2013
Dinoeater wrote:
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I said it was their MAIN diet not that they don't eat meat. look at this article: http://www.fws.gov/mountain-prairie/species/m...
most of its diet is plants,nuts, and berries they do eat meat though.
Its official so yeah
so they are not vegetarians...thanks for clearing that up for us...
sheesh!
Dinoeater

Clifton, NJ

#93645 Jun 22, 2013
woodtick57 wrote:
<quoted text>proof of his inability to discuss issues intelligently with facts and an adult demeanor...
I have nothing against making fun of usernames unless its aggressive or mean.
which reminds me why haven't any of you asked me do I eat dinos. usually people ask me this question and it's kinda fun to answer that question.

Since: Mar 11

Minnesota's North Coast

#93646 Jun 22, 2013
Dinoeater wrote:
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well our mouths weren't made for that whether we are talking about science or the bible.
...but I'm pretty much neutral here especially since I'm a virgin.*sob*
then again I'm still young maybe i'm just getting ahead of myself
actually, it seems our mouths are perfect for it.

good luck on this issue in the future...

Since: Mar 11

Minnesota's North Coast

#93647 Jun 22, 2013
Dinoeater wrote:
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I have nothing against making fun of usernames unless its aggressive or mean.
which reminds me why haven't any of you asked me do I eat dinos. usually people ask me this question and it's kinda fun to answer that question.
I'll bite.(intended)

do you eat Dinos?
Dinoeater

Clifton, NJ

#93648 Jun 22, 2013
woodtick57 wrote:
<quoted text>so they are not vegetarians...thanks for clearing that up for us...
sheesh!
but that's only because there isn't alot of berries and such to sustain them but i would imagine if there were enough then they wouldn't need to eat meat. just like in the beginning the earth was full of edible plants and much more.
Dinoeater

Clifton, NJ

#93649 Jun 22, 2013
woodtick57 wrote:
<quoted text>I'll bite.(intended)
do you eat Dinos?
Yes i do and they are delicious and can fill me up perfectly since they are so big hahaha.

Level 9

Since: Sep 08

Everett, WA

#93650 Jun 22, 2013
Dinoeater wrote:
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Yes i do and they are delicious and can fill me up perfectly since they are so big hahaha.
Most dinosaurs were not big.

Many of the fossils are those of large ones since small bones very quickly break down.
Dinoeater

Clifton, NJ

#93651 Jun 22, 2013
Subduction Zone wrote:
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Most dinosaurs were not big.
Many of the fossils are those of large ones since small bones very quickly break down.
yes but only the large ones would be able to fill me up since i am also part t-rex dun dun dun ah ah.
oh do you guys believe in giants? just wondering.
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#93652 Jun 22, 2013
woodtick57 wrote:
<quoted text>oral sex is bad? wow, your cult is really messed up!
perhaps your cult leaders need instructions on how to do it properly? oral sex is fun, and if it isn't...get a new partner.
Oral sex is sodomy. Adam and Eve were given two commandments, both concerning sex, one positive, one negative. The positive command was to be fruitful and multiply. You can't become pregnant by oral sex but Adam and Eve didn't know this, they were innocent. By eating from the tree of knowledge they obtained carnal knowledge. As a result of this, they knew they were naked. This, though, may be a command that will be changed by God. With seven billion people in the world, it is no longer necessary to procreate.
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#93653 Jun 22, 2013
Dinoeater wrote:
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what religion are you? or was this meant as a joke?
I do not belong to any established religion. All of my theology comes from the OT and most of my doctrine is original.

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