Evolution vs. Creation

High school senior Zack Kopplin is leading the fight to repeal the Louisiana Science Education Act of 2008. Full Story

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Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#88583 May 3, 2013
woodtick57 wrote:
<quoted text>ones that magnets will stick to. here's a decent guide to the process and the cookware.
http://www.metrokitchen.com/induction-compati...
Sorry, I'm sticking wi' cast iron.

Not only does nothing stick to it, in an emergency it'll stop a bullet and put the shooter in a coma.

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Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#88584 May 3, 2013
woodtick57 wrote:
<quoted text>oh jeez...don't get me started on coffee...
High Mountain Kenyan AA, medium roast, medium grind.

In a French press.

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Since: Dec 10

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#88585 May 3, 2013
woodtick57 wrote:
<quoted text>ones that magnets will stick to. here's a decent guide to the process and the cookware.
http://www.metrokitchen.com/induction-compati...
Ok I've never even seen one of these , sounds interesting.

Since: Mar 11

St. Croix valley

#88586 May 3, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Sorry, I'm sticking wi' cast iron.
Not only does nothing stick to it, in an emergency it'll stop a bullet and put the shooter in a coma.
cast iron does work. always a favorite. nothing holds heat like a good ol' cast iron skillet...

makes a great bed warmer for those really chilly nights...

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Since: Dec 10

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#88588 May 3, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Sorry, I'm sticking wi' cast iron.
Not only does nothing stick to it, in an emergency it'll stop a bullet and put the shooter in a coma.
Hey didn't they make a movie about that?

lol

Since: Mar 11

St. Croix valley

#88589 May 3, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>High Mountain Kenyan AA, medium roast, medium grind.
In a French press.
yes! the french press is the way to go, but a good ol' stove top percolator is not far behind, and gives a nice mellow flavor. also works on a wood stove better...

kind of fond of costa rican, give it a try...

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Level 7

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#88590 May 3, 2013
woodtick57 wrote:
<quoted text>yes! the french press is the way to go, but a good ol' stove top percolator is not far behind, and gives a nice mellow flavor. also works on a wood stove better...
kind of fond of costa rican, give it a try...
"Percolator"???

AARRGGHH!!

Since: Mar 11

St. Croix valley

#88591 May 3, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>"Percolator" ???
AARRGGHH!!
ummm...what's wrong with that? one of the smoothest brews of coffee with full flavor... not the sharp, full flavor of the press, but a little mellower...

Since: Mar 11

St. Croix valley

#88592 May 3, 2013
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
Jiffy Pop!!
yes dear, the adults are talking now...run along and play with some dirt...

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Since: Apr 12

Zhengzhou, China

#88593 May 4, 2013
Why won't Mary Magdalena take a vacation in Long Island?
Because she refuses to ride the ferry boat.

Why won't Mary Magdalena buy milk in the supermarket?
Because she misreads the word 'homogenized.'

How many Creationists does it take to cook popcorn on the stove?
None. They do the job by rubbing two sticks together.

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Level 7

Since: Apr 12

Seattle

#88594 May 4, 2013
Thomas Robertson wrote:
Why won't Mary Magdalena take a vacation in Long Island?
Because she refuses to ride the ferry boat.
Why won't Mary Magdalena buy milk in the supermarket?
Because she misreads the word 'homogenized.'
How many Creationists does it take to cook popcorn on the stove?
None. They do the job by rubbing two sticks together.
You give them too much credit, they just wait for god to send lightning.

Level 5

Since: Apr 12

Zhengzhou, China

#88595 May 4, 2013
How can you tell if the Creationists are having a church service?
By the horses hitched outside.

Why do Creationists have strong arm muscles?
From daily exercise with the post hole digger.

Why did the Creationist get in trouble with the ASPCA?
From whacking so many moles.

What is a best-selling item at a Creationist grain market?
Ad hominem grits.

What is a best-selling item at a Creationist fish market?
Red herrings.

What is a best-selling item at a Creationist hardware store?
Circular saws.

Since: Mar 11

St. Croix valley

#88596 May 4, 2013
Thomas Robertson wrote:
Why won't Mary Magdalena take a vacation in Long Island?
Because she refuses to ride the ferry boat.
Why won't Mary Magdalena buy milk in the supermarket?
Because she misreads the word 'homogenized.'
How many Creationists does it take to cook popcorn on the stove?
None. They do the job by rubbing two sticks together.
i don't think creationists would eat corn of any kind, let alone popcorn, as god didn't create corn.

maybe they gnaw on some teosinte grass seed kernels...
KJV

United States

#88598 May 4, 2013
Thomas Robertson wrote:
Why won't Mary Magdalena take a vacation in Long Island?
Because she refuses to ride the ferry boat.

Why won't Mary Magdalena buy milk in the supermarket?
Because she misreads the word 'homogenized.'

How many Creationists does it take to cook popcorn on the stove?
None. They do the job by rubbing two sticks together.
Not bad
KJV

United States

#88599 May 4, 2013
woodtick57 wrote:
<quoted text>i don't think creationists would eat corn of any kind, let alone popcorn, as god didn't create corn.

maybe they gnaw on some teosinte grass seed kernels...
Did you create corn?

Or is your simpleton brain thinking that
Breeding corn to get different types is creation?

Since: Mar 11

St. Croix valley

#88600 May 4, 2013
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
Did you create corn?
Or is your simpleton brain thinking that
Breeding corn to get different types is creation?
humans didn't breed corn, they made a new species.
FREE SERVANT

Bellevue, WA

#88601 May 4, 2013
woodtick57 wrote:
<quoted text>humans didn't breed corn, they made a new species.
Corn is a kind of plant that has been changed by selective seed planting. The basic structure that carries the units of heredity that is tansferred from the original kind is just producing selected results.
KJV

United States

#88602 May 4, 2013
woodtick57 wrote:
<quoted text>humans didn't breed corn, they made a new species.
Woodtick got more the Lymes Disease.

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#88603 May 4, 2013
FREE SERVANT wrote:
<quoted text>Corn is a kind of plant that has been changed by selective seed planting. The basic structure that carries the units of heredity that is tansferred from the original kind is just producing selected results.

So the corn evolved over 10,000 years huh?
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Bellevue, WA

#88604 May 5, 2013
The plant we know as corn is a kind of grass. Over time it was selected to serve up plump grains which are seeds. This kind is like a flowering plant, but it produces seperate male and female flowering parts and the male structure produces pollen while the silks snag the pollen from the wind. It is a flowering grass but doesn't need insect pollinators. It is what it is and it is a chosen kind.

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