Did you check out your Bible? No, you didn't. Do you need the whole chapter that describes how God carved this in stone and the modern day interpretation of that commandment is a ban on cheeseburgers.<quoted text>
I see now the hole in your head. I always knew it was there but the hair was covering it up. Thanks for lifting your hair (the pony tail) and exposing the hole.
I know, it is crazy, but true. No wonder most Christians go to such lengths to avoid that embarrassment.