Poor, poor bohart. He thinks his poor understanding of the facts is an insult.<quoted text>
Because in the Dudeian universe the goo created itself , then created life.
Of course that is about what you would expect from someone who believes in a god who screwed up his creation so he had to sacrifice himself to himself so the he did not have to punish the screwed up creation that he made. The middle part sounds like a bit of self abuse if you ask me.