Simple things that make you happy, ho...

Simple things that make you happy, horny....

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Joe Blob

Huntington, NY

#1 Oct 9, 2012
Perky breasts.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Arcadia, LA.

#2 Oct 9, 2012
The slightest breeze :0)

“ Woodstock Anyone?”

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#3 Oct 9, 2012
The sigh of a comfortable dog as they drift into sleep - makes me happy

“ Woodstock Anyone?”

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#4 Oct 9, 2012
Musk cologne on a man - makes me horny

it would only make me happy if the dinner
could be canceled

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#6 Oct 9, 2012
It's a secret what makes me horny.What makes me horny can also make me happy.
Squirrelly

Dawsonville, GA

#7 Oct 9, 2012
Being threatened with a spanking for bad behavior.:)

“ Woodstock Anyone?”

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#8 Oct 10, 2012
Breath on my neck
Ferrerman

United States

#9 Oct 10, 2012
A ranger on my rump!

“1943-2013”

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#10 Oct 10, 2012
black light liquid latex body paint or chocolate body paint...
wrist tethers
blindfold
furry handcuffs
Xer Recar

Atlanta, GA

#11 Oct 10, 2012
Karen Gillan
DILF

Huntington, NY

#12 Oct 10, 2012
When a pretty woman gives you "that look"........
Xer Recar

Atlanta, GA

#13 Oct 10, 2012
DILF wrote:
When a pretty woman gives you "that look"........
What's that like?
DILF

Huntington, NY

#14 Oct 10, 2012
Xer Recar wrote:
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What's that like?
It's like an invitation......to "you know what".
Xer Recar

Atlanta, GA

#15 Oct 10, 2012
DILF wrote:
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It's like an invitation......to "you know what".
Nope, can't say I follow you there. I don't think I've seen that one. Most 'looks' I get are quite different.

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#16 Oct 10, 2012
The feel of a woman's soft skin when she is naked a on top of me.
Marley Money

Huntington, NY

#17 Oct 10, 2012
Sublime1 wrote:
The feel of a woman's soft skin when she is naked a on top of me.
Would you consider leathery, chaffed, and naked skin?

“Headbanger”

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London, England

#18 Oct 10, 2012
my hubbie getting home from a long day at work - he slumps in the armchair with a sigh, like a tired old man, - but then he gives that smile to me - one that says 'i'm not so tired now'.

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#19 Oct 10, 2012
Marley Money wrote:
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Would you consider leathery, chaffed, and naked skin?
Not unless it by leathery, chaffed you are referring to assless chaps on a hot nekkid chick.

“I know where you are,”

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Right here under my thumb

#20 Oct 10, 2012
"Nurses with rough hands." ~ Skipper

“I was a Grim Reaper”

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But now I take antidepressants

#21 Oct 10, 2012
My wife makes me both happy and Horny. But she is FAR from simple.......

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