Cat caught smuggling marijuana into prison

Oct 18, 2013 Full story: KBCI CBS 2 19

A cat has been busted for smuggling pot into a prison in Moldova. Guards became suspicious about the feline, which routinely entered and left the prison through a hole in a fence, when they noticed its odd collar.

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“He said What?!”

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#1 Oct 18, 2013
Macavity! Macavity's a mystery cat
He's called the Hidden Paw
For he's a master criminal who can defy the law
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard
The Flying Squad's despair
For when they reach the scene of crime Macavity's not there!
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
For he's a fiend in feline shape
A monster of depravity
You may meet him in a by-street
You may see him in the square
But when a crime's discovered then Macavity's not there!
He's outwardly respectable
I know he cheats at cards
And his footprints are not found in any files of Scotland Yard's
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
There never was a cat of such deceitfulness and suavity
He always has an alibi and one or two to spare
Whatever time the deed took place, Macavity wasn't there!
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
He's a fiend in feline shape
A monster of depravity
You may meet him in a by-street
You may see him in the square
But when a crime's discovered then Macavity's not there!

http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/cats/macavityt...

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#2 Oct 19, 2013
How much time will the cat get?

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#3 Oct 19, 2013
When the police responded, the lead detective was heard saying: "That cat is a collar", and "book'im Danno".
Krypteia

East Grinstead, UK

#4 Oct 19, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
How much time will the cat get?
Nine years..

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#6 Oct 19, 2013
Nine years ! Hahaha

Now that is one badCAT!

I don't think many folks realize that we can train our cats ... shoot we can train our goldfish.

My kitty is a good girl and she does understand well when I just say NO!

;~)
FLA BOY

Jesup, GA

#7 Oct 19, 2013
i wonder if its friends with their k-9

“"yes"”

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#8 Oct 19, 2013
I would hope my cat would do the same for me

“Merry Christmas”

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#9 Oct 19, 2013
In the cats defence he thought it was catnip.

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#10 Oct 19, 2013
I take it that a cat smuggling dope into prison is a feliney.

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#11 Oct 19, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
How much time will the cat get?
Nine life sentences.
protoham

Westminster, MD

#12 Oct 19, 2013
AIias - Trish wrote:
Nine years ! Hahaha
Now that is one badCAT!
I don't think many folks realize that we can train our cats ... shoot we can train our goldfish.
My kitty is a good girl and she does understand well when I just say NO!
;~)
You can not train a cat, the cat trains you and you think you have trained the cat. These cats are very evil and tricky like that. LOL

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#13 Oct 19, 2013
Rose of Tralee wrote:
I would hope my cat would do the same for me
Good Kitty,...

**bigger treat next time**

:)

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#14 Oct 19, 2013
protoham wrote:
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You can not train a cat, the cat trains you and you think you have trained the cat. These cats are very evil and tricky like that. LOL
**chuckles

;~)

Here Kitty Kiddie

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#15 Oct 19, 2013
Or will this cat be free to deliver other contraband like kitty porn?

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#16 Oct 19, 2013
HAHAHA,

You're too funny,... ahhh I mean that's dirty!

That would be a CATastrophi.

:)

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

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#17 Oct 20, 2013
There is a good reason they had a cat do this. Rick
The dog ate my stash man!
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http://youtu.be/1jHi-8Ykx-8

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#19 Oct 20, 2013
The cat wouldn't give up when walking back and forth; it purred severe!

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#20 Oct 20, 2013
Here...kitty kitty kitty....
Rambeaux

Philadelphia, PA

#21 Oct 20, 2013
Good Grief! The cat was a "mule"?

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