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#1 Dec 20, 2012
Get it off your chest so you can start the New Year's Resolution off correctly!
Good Drink

Delphi, IN

#2 Dec 20, 2012
HAL MARY!

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#3 Dec 20, 2012
QuiteCrazy wrote:
Get it off your chest so you can start the New Year's Resolution off correctly!
Forgive me father, for I have sinned, on Monday I...? Wait a minute! Are you qualified to take confessions? Will you be starting us out with your own confessions?:)

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#4 Dec 20, 2012
Good Drink wrote:
HAL MARY!
LOL I think you mean CHEERS!
Hoosier Hillbilly

Delphi, IN

#5 Dec 20, 2012
Right ON!

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#6 Dec 20, 2012
Chilli J wrote:
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Forgive me father, for I have sinned, on Monday I...? Wait a minute! Are you qualified to take confessions? Will you be starting us out with your own confessions?:)
LOL Chilli!! How could you! You terrible tease!
Squirrels don't sin, <bites lower lip>we... commit tiny acorn-size indiscretions... ;) Like that one time I was checking out a cop on the corner and I swore... he wasn't looking... and I turned bright RED when he took his hat off and nodded as I turned I thought I'd DIE!!!! As if it couldn't get worse.. he parked in the same spot of a week!!

LOL but I wasn't looking!! <hides behind tree>really! I was distracted by his guns..

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#7 Dec 20, 2012
Ok.... <shuffles feet>I did naughty things to M69's body while he was sleeping <sighs>It was ALL untentional! I didn't know he didn't have a hand! And ... he's a snowman.. no biggie..

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#8 Dec 20, 2012
<yawning>There is no way.. there are THAT many angels and saints on Offbeat.. I should.. at .. least .. have .. some.. trolls.. lining up.. <yawns>

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#9 Dec 20, 2012
I must live a very boring life...can't think of one thing that would merit a confession...but then again I'm no catholic...

“YOU'RE STEWED BUTTWAD!!!”

Since: Oct 07

the place with Pyramid Head

#10 Dec 20, 2012
i got nothing

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#11 Dec 20, 2012
OMG!!! Yes..it was I..giving ALL the Santa's in town A Lap Dance...PRESENTS!!!
60s chic

Allentown, PA

#12 Dec 20, 2012
Very upset right now and can't sleep. Daughter got a letter from the doctor saying she has the high-grade squamus cells on her cervix. She is in the pre-cancerous stage. This is the worst. The problem is that this office is short staffed and they have made errors before. I'm hoping and praying they made a mistake. Even if the test is positive, I told her that it is probably caught early and something can be done. She agreed and had researched it earlier last evening. The use a laser to take the dead cells off and maybe prescription meds too. I advised her to get a 2nd opinion asp so I'm calling my doc first thing in the a:m. None the less, she was crying and really upset. I have been crying off and on all night. Please please, say a prayer for my baby girl. She's my whole world and I don't want to lose her. In a sense, this seems like the end of the world to me, but I'm going to try and be optimistic about this since I don't have any other alternative.

“Towards Spring”

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#13 Dec 21, 2012
60s chic wrote:
Very upset right now and can't sleep. Daughter got a letter from the doctor saying she has the high-grade squamus cells on her cervix. She is in the pre-cancerous stage. This is the worst. The problem is that this office is short staffed and they have made errors before. I'm hoping and praying they made a mistake. Even if the test is positive, I told her that it is probably caught early and something can be done. She agreed and had researched it earlier last evening. The use a laser to take the dead cells off and maybe prescription meds too. I advised her to get a 2nd opinion asp so I'm calling my doc first thing in the a:m. None the less, she was crying and really upset. I have been crying off and on all night. Please please, say a prayer for my baby girl. She's my whole world and I don't want to lose her. In a sense, this seems like the end of the world to me, but I'm going to try and be optimistic about this since I don't have any other alternative.
Hey DON'T BE UPSETTING YOURSELF UNDULY.

I don't know a whole lot about (thankfully) CANCER
but I DO know this,
I had a lovely girl staying here with
me for months cancer, she too, it
was detected when she was examined for
another unrelated problem]had pre-cancerous cells too.

note> It DIDN'T MEAN she *had* cancer,
AND she was told that this shows up with a *LOT* of young women
AND can be *successfully dealt with*... as it was 100% successfully,
dealt with, in her case* now shes 100% clear.

That was a few years ago now she is .. and has remained PERFECT
since and
never looked back.

Chin up..
You and your lovely daughter..
arms around you

AND
I'm not making this up to please you,
tho' we dono' each other and will never meet
I am *thoroughly honest* about what I wrote above.

God keep you both in HIS care.

Love & peace> from me>

GN

[XX]
60s chic

Allentown, PA

#14 Dec 22, 2012
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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Hey DON'T BE UPSETTING YOURSELF UNDULY.
I don't know a whole lot about (thankfully) CANCER
but I DO know this,
I had a lovely girl staying here with
me for months cancer, she too, it
was detected when she was examined for
another unrelated problem]had pre-cancerous cells too.
note> It DIDN'T MEAN she *had* cancer,
AND she was told that this shows up with a *LOT* of young women
AND can be *successfully dealt with*... as it was 100% successfully,
dealt with, in her case* now shes 100% clear.
That was a few years ago now she is .. and has remained PERFECT
since and
never looked back.
Chin up..
You and your lovely daughter..
arms around you
AND
I'm not making this up to please you,
tho' we dono' each other and will never meet
I am *thoroughly honest* about what I wrote above.
God keep you both in HIS care.
Love & peace> from me>
GN
[XX]
Thank you so much, Grace and your kindness is very much appreciated. You're correct when you say My daughter received another letter stating that although she doesn't have Cancer, she has the serious grade for squamous cells. They're strongly recommending an endometrial biopsy. You're correct when you say that there's no need to be unduly upset. Even though my daughter may be at risk, it takes years for this kind of cancer to develop. She'll need to visit her doctor every 6 months or so. Whenever I hear the big 'C', particularly when it is my family; I panic! I'm ok now and understand that we're all at risk for this disease. Hope they find a cure for all cancers someday. Once again, thank you for being so kind. It's people like you who make these forums worthwhile, and the world a better place in which to live. Hope your Christmas is as merry as ever and a healthy Happy New Year to you and your family!
60s chic

Allentown, PA

#15 Dec 22, 2012
Oops, sorry Grace. I meant to say in line 2 that you are correct in saying that there is no need to be upset.

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#16 Dec 23, 2012
Now this may sound COLD, but I think 60chic has the wrong thread. She missed the one with the title "Pour Out Your Troubles and Bring Everyone Down'.
I am sitting here with a quilt around me. My fingers are so cold I can hardly type and with failing vision I hate to read long sad chapters. I have to get my magnifying glass and.......
This is for CONFESSIONS.
I'm thinking...
Most of my 'indiscretions' have been retorts in my head to M69 who turns out to be a fake and really a marshmallow trying to sound tough and didn't even lose a hand (there went my sympathy vote). Now if he got shot in the butt it was by a fellow squid, and I understand how that could happen.
So, like PRIME RIB - I got nothin'.
Move on to CC who dreams BIG and others who lie..
a lot.

“It's a secret”

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Since: Sep 12

Or maybe I just forgot!!

#17 Dec 23, 2012
QC...

you're out of toilet paper over here!!!

<giggles wildly>

“It's a secret”

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Or maybe I just forgot!!

#19 Dec 23, 2012
PESTrish wrote:
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Patricia's Pet Peeve is peeing without paper, particularly in public places.
Please forgive me Father.
:)))
LOL! Trish....

But, I think QC is a Mother

;)

“It's a secret”

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Or maybe I just forgot!!

#21 Dec 23, 2012
PESTrish wrote:
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I do not worship the mother. I don't confess to my own
and I'm not going to confess to someone else's.
Just sayin'.
I confess that when some deliberately slapped me about
with their words, I had to play a bit too. I'm woman enough
to know when I've made mistakes, but I will now bow down to
anyone. Just sayin'.
Happy Holidays Mister_E.
Like your suit today - and it does suit you better than ....
;~)
I hear ya Trish. People are mean sometimes. Even as kids.

As the bible says...call no man, father. There is only one and he's in heaven.

Enjoy your holiday, Trish!

African_shadows

“A perfect world..”

Level 4

Since: Nov 12

Kenya, E.Africa.

#22 Dec 23, 2012
Careful what you confess on the web. Trolls and horny perverts be 'listening'..

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