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Level 1

Since: Aug 07

Santa Barbara, CA

#1 Dec 11, 2009
Here it is! Our very own offbeat diary.

Level 1

Since: Aug 07

Santa Barbara, CA

#2 Dec 11, 2009
Dear Diary,
Today was somewhat uneventful. I spent the night at my boyfriend's house and per usual things didn't go the way he planned. The restaurant effed up our order and the movie sucked. He was super disapointed. I told him not to worry. He put forth the effort and money. That's just the way it goes sometimes.
On a brighter note, I was actually able to start a thread. For some reason or another when I clicked on that option I wasn't able to go any further.(Yay Dean).
I also was shown a funny youtube video by my bf's son. It is called "David after dentist" Look it up. lol
That's all for now.

“RIP Eric Medlen FC#4 1973-2007”

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#5 Dec 11, 2009
Dear Diary,

I found my calling in life. I am meant to help people! I started a support group and have met so many new, fun, interesting people. We have come together to help each other cope with the trials we have had to deal with because of our exposure to a hostile, self-centered, manipulative individual. It's nice to see the light at the end of the tunnel and know we are not alone! I don't know about the others, but I feel a great weight has been lifted from my shoulders. Life seems so much better now!

“Oh smartness, where art thou?”

Since: Nov 07

Dey tuk er jerbs!

#6 Dec 11, 2009
Dear diarreah, please leave my arse, or i'll beat the sh*t out of you!

“Always consider the dragon ...”

Level 5

Since: Apr 09

If you live near her.

#7 Dec 11, 2009
Dear Diary,
I quit my job today.

Now what do I do?
Opis

Ravena, NY

#8 Dec 11, 2009
rebecca in conyers wrote:
Dear Diary,
I quit my job today.
Now what do I do?
Oh, becca, did you really? I'm SO sorry...

“Always consider the dragon ...”

Level 5

Since: Apr 09

If you live near her.

#9 Dec 11, 2009
Opis wrote:
<quoted text>Oh, becca, did you really? I'm SO sorry...
I'm not, ha ha ha.
I have actually wanted out of this job for a while. I love the kids, but boring as hell. I read 3 books this week and you can only do so much housework. I was doing the housework to keep from being so bored. Now I can get back out in the real world and the hours won't be so long. 12 hours with kids? It's a wonder I didn't slit my wrist, lol.
I will miss the lil' guys, but 1 more day of "Dora Dora" or "Sponge Bob",..... burrrrrr.
Thanks for the kindness though.
Maybe I can get a job with "Danger Dean", ha ha ha! Ya think?

Level 1

Since: Aug 07

Santa Barbara, CA

#10 Dec 11, 2009
Sorry s-e, I tried. It won't let me. If I take too long the page expires. I will though. Just for you.
Diary

Eugene, OR

#11 Dec 11, 2009
rebecca in conyers wrote:
Dear Diary,
I quit my job today.
Now what do I do?
Dear Rebecca,
I am reminded of the words of William Wordsworth although I paraphrase a bit, "Though nothing can bring back the hour of splendor in the grass, of glory in the flower, We will grieve not, but rather find strength in what the future holds for us."
.
Chin-up, Ms. Rebecca. Tomorrow is a new day.
.
Signed,
Your Diary
Pretty Feet

North Wales, PA

#12 Dec 11, 2009
rebecca in conyers wrote:
<quoted text>I'm not, ha ha ha.
I have actually wanted out of this job for a while. I love the kids, but boring as hell. I read 3 books this week and you can only do so much housework. I was doing the housework to keep from being so bored. Now I can get back out in the real world and the hours won't be so long. 12 hours with kids? It's a wonder I didn't slit my wrist, lol.
I will miss the lil' guys, but 1 more day of "Dora Dora" or "Sponge Bob",..... burrrrrr.
Thanks for the kindness though.
Maybe I can get a job with "Danger Dean", ha ha ha! Ya think?
lol
:O)
my sister loves kids, i mean LOVES them. Always was Great with them! got a job at a day care center, worked there 7 wks and says it was the Worse 7 wks of her life! haaaaaa

CHEERS to Your New Job, whatever that may be.
:O)

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#13 Dec 11, 2009
Dear Diary,
Today I did some awful things. Bad things. I'm glad I can confide this in you as I wouldn't ever be able to tell anyone else about what I did...
.
This morning I took some gunpowder and gasoline and went to the courthou ----- hey wait a second.
.
(Peers into monitor, sees people sitting at computers in Topixland)
.
This isn't a real diary! This is just another Topix thread. What a rip-off!
Pretty Feet

North Wales, PA

#14 Dec 11, 2009
Dr_Dirty wrote:
Dear Diary,
Today I did some awful things. Bad things. I'm glad I can confide this in you as I wouldn't ever be able to tell anyone else about what I did...
.
This morning I took some gunpowder and gasoline and went to the courthou ----- hey wait a second.
.
(Peers into monitor, sees people sitting at computers in Topixland)
.
This isn't a real diary! This is just another Topix thread. What a rip-off!
Good Thing u just told us!!
i was about to tell my diary all about my wonderful HOT sexual experience with my husband.

at least i Think it was my husband...

haaa
:P
Father Flatulence

Eugene, OR

#15 Dec 11, 2009
Pretty Feet wrote:
<quoted text>
Good Thing u just told us!!
i was about to tell my diary all about my wonderful HOT sexual experience with my husband.
at least i Think it was my husband...
haaa
:P
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I love that last line! "at least I think it was my husband..." hahahaha

“Always consider the dragon ...”

Level 5

Since: Apr 09

If you live near her.

#16 Dec 11, 2009
Pretty Feet wrote:
<quoted text>
lol
:O)
my sister loves kids, i mean LOVES them. Always was Great with them! got a job at a day care center, worked there 7 wks and says it was the Worse 7 wks of her life! haaaaaa
CHEERS to Your New Job, whatever that may be.
:O)
ROFL! Definately not the job for everybody, daycare would probably kill me!

I was a softy, I gave her till end of January to make other arrangements. It's hard to replace someone to come in your home and work those hours. I couldn't just bail and leave her hung with only a 2 week notice at Christmas.

I must say though after 3 years, I will miss them big time.

Level 1

Since: Aug 07

Tecumseh, MI

#17 Dec 13, 2009
summers-eve wrote:
<quoted text>Please please please tell about the bird, PLEASE!
So here goes ... My neighbor moved and when he did he gave me and my kids a cockatiel. The kids named him Pookie. When you walk into the front entrance of my house, you come through one door and there is a mudroom, then you go through a second door and you are in the livingroom. I kept Pookie's cage in the mudroom between the two doors. As the weather got colder, so did the mudroom. I moved Pookie to my bedroom. My boyfriend lives about an hour away from me and where he works. I live about 3 miles from where work. He was working 7 days a week 12 hours a day. Since that only left him 12 hours til his next shift at work, he would often spend the night. Anyhoo, there was a lot of nookie going on. Now Pookie squeaks like the bed. All day he makes this noise.

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#18 Dec 13, 2009
A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Level 1

Since: Aug 07

Tecumseh, MI

#19 Dec 13, 2009
Big Time wrote:
A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Gotta love it.

“They named a cereal for him”

Level 3

Since: Feb 08

Redondo Beach, CA

#20 Dec 13, 2009
This is great LL, thank you!
bobby

Adel, GA

#21 Dec 13, 2009
Dear Diary,
Help me to get over my anger with my siblings.
Especially this time of year, brings back so manyy awful memeories.

Since: Nov 09

Perry, GA

#22 Dec 13, 2009
Dear Diary,

I'm NOT pregnant!!
WOO-HOO!!!

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