Woman wakes to drunk man asking her "What are you gonna do for me?"

Jan 26, 2013 Full story: WTSP-TV Saint Petersburg 22

A woman who woke from an afternoon nap to a noise coming from her living room Wednesday found an intoxicated neighbor sitting in her recliner removing his shirt and coyly asking "What are you gonna do for me?" By the time Indian River County Sheriff's deputies responded, they report Ronald Christopher Reich, 67, a fellow resident in the Countryside ... (more)

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“....VETS”

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WELCOME HOME

#1 Jan 26, 2013
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to bad she didn't have her trusty gun and shot him dead...

exercising her castle law ... sitting in a chair like that what a danger to life
AmazedHuman

Grand Rapids, MI

#3 Jan 26, 2013
Guess if it had been me, I'd have told him "I'm going to gladly blow your head off if you're not out of here in about one second." And probably would have. Neighbor or not. Drunk or not. Someone sneaks into my house like that is in danger!
DonkeyEstonkey

Hampton, VA

#4 Jan 26, 2013
Yeah, this is not good.
Hopefully this guy gets something positive out of this experience...

“....VETS”

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#5 Jan 26, 2013
lim is here

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Fargo, ND

#6 Jan 26, 2013
I walked home from the bar several years ago and found my drunk ass ogre neighbor whom I despised on my couch IN MY APARTMENT watching my TV. I beat him up severely. So the cops and ambulance went to his place after - the cops arrest me. He said that he was over at my place "visiting" and I attacked him for no reason.

I had to pay out the ass for a good lawyer to get out of that one. I rest assured though, that was years ago and with his constant boozing and crack use he must be taking a dirt nap by now.
Edwin

Beecher City, IL

#7 Jan 26, 2013
What are you gonna do for me? How about a .44 magnum slug to the chest? I believe that would have been approprate.

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#8 Jan 26, 2013
Now how could a woman resist such a man. He'd peed all over himself and pooped his pants.
Now she'll have to replace the chair.
It's a good thin he didn't try that in my house. The chair was already ruined, a little blood wouldn't have mattered.

“....VETS”

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#9 Jan 26, 2013
some woman are protected by law and some by nature

“New & Improved..”

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#10 Jan 26, 2013
Not the first time a woman has found a half naked man in a lazy boy..

wow...that just doesn't sound right.
debbie

Newnan, GA

#11 Jan 26, 2013
how abot i put you outta your misery
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#12 Jan 26, 2013
Men like agressive women, kinda thinking he got real turned on when she pointed the gun at his crotch and made him clean up his mess....
damm social retard....HA!..

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#13 Jan 26, 2013
DonkeyEstonkey wrote:
Yeah, this is not good.
Hopefully this guy gets something positive out of this experience...
Maybe a new pair of bloomers.
suspicious

Owensboro, KY

#14 Jan 26, 2013
Wonder what he done for her? Give her his ss check?

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#15 Jan 26, 2013
... what in the world ever happened to them nice old perverts ...

Since: Oct 09

over here <-------->

#16 Jan 26, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... what in the world ever happened to them nice old perverts ...
Over here...watchin an old movie and readin the puter....

“please drop some $$ in that”

Since: Jun 08

...Salvation Army bucket...

#17 Jan 26, 2013
...he must'a read one of bill clintons "how-to" books.....

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#18 Jan 26, 2013
... give that man a cigar ...

“please drop some $$ in that”

Since: Jun 08

...Salvation Army bucket...

#19 Jan 26, 2013
...kin ah git an AMEN?!....

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#20 Jan 26, 2013
... amen brother amen ...

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#21 Apr 3, 2013
I rest assured though, that was years ago and with his constant boozing and crack use he must be taking a dirt nap by now.

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