Man spotted riding bicycle with gator on shoulders

Aug 13, 2009 | Posted by: HOGstr | Full story: hosted.ap.org

The 3-foot-long alligator on a bicyclist's shoulders was a real attention-getter. St.

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Aug 13, 2009
 

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Man walks into bar with 3-foot gator on shoulders.
Bartender yells: Hey, get that stupid, ugly, snaggletoothed THING outta my bar!
Gator says: Sorry, I'll leave him in the parking lot.
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Another potential natural selection story.
Harley Homey

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Aug 13, 2009
 
That wasn't a gator!!!!

It was me!!!!
Smarty Pants

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Aug 13, 2009
 
Whole new meaning of Gator-ade !
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Some people will do anything to ride in the carpool lane.
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#6
Aug 13, 2009
 
I've seen some Mexicans ride a bike while wearing gator-skin boots !
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Aug 13, 2009
 
The gator liked the smell of the man's farts.

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_may2006/1stHyb...
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Aug 13, 2009
 
At least he did not have a small one in his pants. You would not believe all the trouble that a small gator can get into, while travelling down in a guy's pants.
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Aug 13, 2009
 
EraserX wrote:
Some people will do anything to ride in the carpool lane.
As long as "those people" stay out of the GENE pool I'm OK with it..........lol
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Aug 13, 2009
 
Since that man couldn't get a date while only having a bicycle .....

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Aug 13, 2009
 
I dare you to knock it off
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Aug 13, 2009
 
Kinky suspicions ....

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Aug 13, 2009
 
a druggy with a gator!

You planning on smoking it or eating it?

Would've made a cool bong.....
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Aug 13, 2009
 
girlbinbad wrote:
a druggy with a gator!
You planning on smoking it or eating it?
Would've made a cool bong.....
Gator skin bongs ? Wow at the hallucinations that may cause !
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Aug 13, 2009
 
Was it a red bicycle..?
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Big deal. I used to drive my boat with a cougar on my lap!
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Aug 13, 2009
 
The Captain wrote:
Big deal. I used to drive my boat with a cougar on my lap!
LOL, they are indigenous to lakes in the summer.......

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Capn Greg wrote:
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LOL, they are indigenous to lakes in the summer.......
that is nothing , I had my ex with me
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Aug 13, 2009
 
The Captain wrote:
Big deal. I used to drive my boat with a cougar on my lap!
(lmao)....(with the wind in my hair)...
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Aug 13, 2009
 
tallyho wrote:
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that is nothing , I had my ex with me
ah...... mmmmmm......... and the Cougar?:-)

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