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“ASPIRE 2 INSPIRE B4 U EXPIRE”

Level 8

Since: Jul 08

USA

#372 Dec 31, 2012
I don't brake for animals
I speed up and run the furry b@stards over

“ASPIRE 2 INSPIRE B4 U EXPIRE”

Level 8

Since: Jul 08

USA

#373 Dec 31, 2012
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

“ASPIRE 2 INSPIRE B4 U EXPIRE”

Level 8

Since: Jul 08

USA

#374 Dec 31, 2012
I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn is not safe

“ASPIRE 2 INSPIRE B4 U EXPIRE”

Level 8

Since: Jul 08

USA

#375 Dec 31, 2012
Jesus loves you
Everyone else thinks you are an azzhole

“ASPIRE 2 INSPIRE B4 U EXPIRE”

Level 8

Since: Jul 08

USA

#376 Dec 31, 2012
If azzholes could fly this place would be an airport

“ASPIRE 2 INSPIRE B4 U EXPIRE”

Level 8

Since: Jul 08

USA

#377 Dec 31, 2012
Save a tree eat a beaver

“ASPIRE 2 INSPIRE B4 U EXPIRE”

Level 8

Since: Jul 08

USA

#378 Dec 31, 2012
A mind, like a parachute only works when its open
phaines

Big Bear Lake, CA

#379 Dec 31, 2012

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

""

#380 Dec 31, 2012
If you're gonna ride my azz at least pull my hair.
LMAO

La Rue, OH

#381 Jan 1, 2013

“You think you're funny,”

Level 5

Since: May 10

Well you're drowning in it too

#382 Jan 2, 2013
LMAO wrote:
http://tinyurl.com/aezm5ux
lol

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#383 Jan 2, 2013
"If you oppose logging, try using plastic toilet paper"

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#384 Jan 2, 2013
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen upside-down on a Jeep]

“ASPIRE 2 INSPIRE B4 U EXPIRE”

Level 8

Since: Jul 08

USA

#385 Jan 2, 2013
I won't believe corporations are people until Texas executes one.

“ASPIRE 2 INSPIRE B4 U EXPIRE”

Level 8

Since: Jul 08

USA

#386 Jan 2, 2013
Democrats are sexy...who ever heard of a sexy piece of elephant

“ASPIRE 2 INSPIRE B4 U EXPIRE”

Level 8

Since: Jul 08

USA

#387 Jan 2, 2013
THINK
it's not illegal yet

“ASPIRE 2 INSPIRE B4 U EXPIRE”

Level 8

Since: Jul 08

USA

#388 Jan 2, 2013
Forget world peace
visualize using your turn signals

“ASPIRE 2 INSPIRE B4 U EXPIRE”

Level 8

Since: Jul 08

USA

#389 Jan 2, 2013
War isn't about who's right
but who's left

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#390 Jan 2, 2013
Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Hand Basket?

“You think you're funny,”

Level 5

Since: May 10

Well you're drowning in it too

#391 Jan 2, 2013
Faith should be a journey.
Not a guilt trip.

<graces the back of my jeep>

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