Funny Bumper Stickers

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Level 2

Since: Mar 12

Jamestown, ny

#1 Apr 12, 2012
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#2 Apr 12, 2012
If your not a hemoroid..
Then get off my azz
KILL YOUR TELEVISION

Reynoldsburg, OH

#3 Apr 12, 2012
KILL YOU TELEVISION

“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#4 Apr 12, 2012
Heaven doesn't want me
And Hell's afraid I'll take over.

“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#5 Apr 12, 2012
My husband won't let me put this one on my jeep:

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle"

lol

“RIP Robin Gibb”

Level 5

Since: May 09

12/22/49 - 5/20/12

#6 Apr 12, 2012
On my Jeep:

Bondage is Knot for Everyone.

;o)

Cherish Your Loved Ones.
(I have a lot more than that sticker, on it)

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#7 Apr 12, 2012
I BE GO'N

Since: Nov 09

Northeast Ohio

#8 Apr 12, 2012
If the van's a rockin', don't come a knockin'

“Just me.......”

Level 8

Since: Jul 11

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#9 Apr 12, 2012
Honk if parts fall off
Interested

Naperville, IL

#10 Apr 12, 2012

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

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#11 Apr 12, 2012
Upscale Atlanta mall. Curvy / leggy / outwardly flawless blue-eyed mid-30s blond woman steps out of a new Escalade. Her bumper sticker says: "Got MILF?"

Since: Nov 10

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#12 Apr 12, 2012
"Please don't shoot me
I'm driving as fast as I can"

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

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#13 Apr 12, 2012
on my Jeep.....

"if you can read this, i've lost my caravan"....:)

“RIP Robin Gibb”

Level 5

Since: May 09

12/22/49 - 5/20/12

#14 Apr 12, 2012
stacked and proud wrote:
on my Jeep.....
"if you can read this, i've lost my caravan"....:)
LOL!

Another one on mine:

Get a taste of religion, Lick a Witch!

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

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#15 Apr 12, 2012
SIN_cerelyYours wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL!
Another one on mine:
Get a taste of religion, Lick a Witch!
haha ... love it.....

“Voters elect Big Bird”

Level 7

Since: Jan 07

Dump American Eagle

#16 Apr 13, 2012
Chilli J wrote:
Upscale Atlanta mall. Curvy / leggy / outwardly flawless blue-eyed mid-30s blond woman steps out of a new Escalade. Her bumper sticker says: "Got MILF?"
What are the inwardly flaws?

“Voters elect Big Bird”

Level 7

Since: Jan 07

Dump American Eagle

#17 Apr 13, 2012
stacked and proud wrote:
<quoted text>
haha ... love it.....
You wouldn't happen to be a witch would you? LOL

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

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#18 Apr 13, 2012
okimar wrote:
<quoted text>You wouldn't happen to be a witch would you? LOL
why??? where do you want to lick me??:)

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#19 Apr 13, 2012
Picture of Obama
Does thia ass make my truck look big?

Seen this on back of a dump truck.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#20 Apr 13, 2012
This not thia..sorry!

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