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beatlesinthebogs mum

Auckland, New Zealand

#43 Feb 2, 2014
Uh Clem wrote:
Giving a cat a pill is rather challenging.
I had to doctor one of mine when it had kidney problems. Plop the pill in the gums, massage it down, kitty swallows... and pill pops out of mouth seconds later.
heh heh.....cunning little buggers,eh ? We had one did the same...in the end took three.....one to hold the mouth open....one to toss the pill in as far as possible and rub the throat.....and one to keep a wrestling hold on him. And don't the scratches fester something horrible ........hahaha. R.I.P Spot.

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#44 Feb 2, 2014
grind it up and sprinkle it on his balls.. gone in a few :-)
gmgsproxymarco

Buffalo, NY

#45 Feb 2, 2014
... tape it on the mailmans arse ...

Since: Jan 07

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#46 Feb 3, 2014
Independent wrote:
Tell em if they don't they will become a spirit - 67 seconds from now.
Works every time......
:^P


Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Islander

United States

#47 Feb 3, 2014
Big Time wrote:
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Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
First of all Dude you don't have an ex. Secondly, this a f******* show dog, with f****** papers. You can't board it, it gets upset, it's hair falls out.

Since: Jan 07

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#48 Feb 3, 2014
Islander wrote:
<quoted text>First of all Dude you don't have an ex. Secondly, this a f******* show dog, with f****** papers. You can't board it, it gets upset, it's hair falls out.



They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education. So Mr Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college.





Show some Posting Etiquette, Please,....
Islander

United States

#49 Feb 3, 2014
Big Time wrote:
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They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education. So Mr Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college.
Show some Posting Etiquette, Please,....
Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, yes, and proud we all are of all of them.
Islander

United States

#50 Feb 3, 2014
Big Time wrote:
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They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education. So Mr Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college.
Show some Posting Etiquette, Please,....
Sorry Sir. I will mind my P's&Q's.

Spirit67_
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#51 Feb 3, 2014
Capn Greg wrote:
grind it up and sprinkle it on his balls.. gone in a few :-)
Oh, he doesn't have any balls....he's neutered!
Islander

United States

#52 Feb 3, 2014
Spirit67_ wrote:
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Oh, he doesn't have any balls....he's neutered!
You should get him Great Dane sized Neuticles.

Spirit67_
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#53 Feb 3, 2014
Islander wrote:
<quoted text>You should get him Great Dane sized Neuticles.
That's one thing I don't like when I see a male dog; is when they are not neutered......
Great Dane? Lol!

“Beauty is in the eyes ....”

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Since: Feb 11

..... of the "beer holder"

#54 Feb 3, 2014
Capn Greg wrote:
grind it up and sprinkle it on his balls.. gone in a few :-)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dang!

Spirit67_
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Since: May 13

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#55 Feb 3, 2014
This morning, he ate some of his food and was happy happy happy!

Thank you to everyone for your kind thoughts, well wishes, cards, balloons and covered dishes!

Thank you to everyone!

“I looked, and behold,”

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#56 Feb 3, 2014
Uh Clem wrote:
I vote the cheese or hotdog. They'll practically inhale either one without chewing.
American cheese rolled into a ball with the pill in the center. My dog whines and whimpers for her medicine. She's like a crack addict
Sniffer The Dog

Huntington, NY

#57 Feb 3, 2014
Put it in your neighbors crotch......works every time.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#58 Feb 3, 2014
beatlesinthebogs mum wrote:
<quoted text> heh heh.....cunning little buggers,eh ? We had one did the same...in the end took three.....one to hold the mouth open....one to toss the pill in as far as possible and rub the throat.....and one to keep a wrestling hold on him. And don't the scratches fester something horrible ........hahaha. R.I.P Spot.
Yeah. I had repressed the memories of all the clawing bloodiness that went with it.

Spirit67_
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#59 Feb 3, 2014
Sniffer The Dog wrote:
Put it in your neighbors crotch......works every time.
That's a lovely idea!
The Neighbors Wife

Huntington, NY

#60 Feb 4, 2014
Spirit67_ wrote:
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That's a lovely idea!
I'm game!!!! Does your dog have a large tongue?

Spirit67_
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#61 Feb 4, 2014
The Neighbors Wife wrote:
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I'm game!!!! Does your dog have a large tongue?
I bet you are....I really don't feel like writing tonight; I'm so bummed and aggravated!
Independent

United States

#62 Feb 4, 2014
Spirit67_ wrote:
I bet you are....I really don't feel like writing tonight; I'm so bummed and aggravated!
You have got to be the moodiest poster at Topix.
Bi-polar?

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