All that was so many years ago and I have totally said nothing to you or about you for all that time. Then suddenly you said what you said.<quoted text>
...but it's way too late to slap me for that now,
unless I get to slap you back, and I also get to choose where.
The way I see it we have several choices here. We can leave each other alone or we can say, this is silly, let's be nice when see each other around, which is not that often or we can act all trollish and say stupid things.
My vote is for being nice and my second choice is to ignore. If you chose the last option, you can do that one alone.......