Biologists Warn Against Touching Baby...

Biologists Warn Against Touching Baby Moose

There are 9 comments on the ABC News story from Jun 12, 2014, titled Biologists Warn Against Touching Baby Moose. In it, ABC News reports that:

Alaska state biologists are reminding people not to touch moose calves or try to take them home as pets following a string of recent incidents involving people handling the animals, including one household that had one in the living room "as if it was a puppy."

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Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#1 Jun 12, 2014
That perv from India better not touch our baby mooses......
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#3 Jun 12, 2014
Ladies, please DO NOT touch the baby mooses. I have taken it apon myself to allow you to touch my snake in it's place. I'm good like that.

“.WHERE DID”

Since: May 14

THAT POST GO

#4 Jun 12, 2014
harmless of course

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#5 Jun 12, 2014
The Paisan wrote:
Ladies, please DO NOT touch the baby mooses. I have taken it apon myself to allow you to touch my snake in it's place. I'm good like that.
<<SMACK!!>> backhands Dilf.... <smiles & walks off, chuckling>
;~)

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#6 Jun 12, 2014
It will grow up being dependent on handouts, get in trouble and have a high rate of recividism, and so will the moose.
Phyllis Schlafly s Shroud

Philadelphia, PA

#7 Jun 12, 2014
This common sense directive will come as noose to those who have been doing it anyway.

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#8 Jun 13, 2014
If you give a moose a muffin, he'll ask you for some jam.

“New & Improved..”

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Formerly From Kenya

#9 Jun 13, 2014
Do androids dream of electric moose

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#10 Jun 13, 2014
justaguess wrote:
Do androids dream of electric moose
Biologists, you ain't the boss of me! I love electric chocolate mousse.

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