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#107 Apr 27, 2013
Vee wrote:
trade socks and see who can poke a hole in one of them first with our toes. Toe nail cutting is so obsolete these days, when they grow long, we could just rip them off with our teeth. In bed we can rake our toe nails down each other's backs to make lines that resemble...
a plowed cornfield. At my age, toenail cutting is a thing of the past. It's not the bending over, but standing back up is like a day on the old castle rack and then.....

Vee

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#108 Apr 27, 2013
they dont make toenail scissors like they used to. Pay for a pedicure, they will cut them for you, massage your feet and then you just pick the color of your choice for your tootsies. I think they use sand blasters to cut them. Who wants to work with feet, and touch them, nasty icky fungal footsies...

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#109 Apr 28, 2013
Vee wrote:
they dont make toenail scissors like they used to. Pay for a pedicure, they will cut them for you, massage your feet and then you just pick the color of your choice for your tootsies. I think they use sand blasters to cut them. Who wants to work with feet, and touch them, nasty icky fungal footsies...
Now how do you think the words 'toe jam' came about? Nasty, just nasty. I don't care how you dress them there tootsies up, just plain nasty. You couldn't pay me to be a podiatrist because I really want to be a......

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Since: Feb 10

United States

#110 Apr 29, 2013
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
<quoted text>Now how do you think the words 'toe jam' came about? Nasty, just nasty. I don't care how you dress them there tootsies up, just plain nasty. You couldn't pay me to be a podiatrist because I really want to be a......
pilot and soar to the dark side of the moon and see if the moon is really made of cheese or is it.....

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

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#111 Apr 29, 2013
Mars that has the good snacks? With Mars offering tickets at 36 dollars, for a trip in 2013, I would tell everyone to get their reservations now as seating is limited. I also hear that everyone will be given unlimited Mars bars to eat, Moon Rocks, and drinks of SUNNY DELIGHT so...

“Towards Spring”

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#112 Apr 30, 2013
Vee wrote:
Mars that has the good snacks? With Mars offering tickets at 36 dollars, for a trip in 2013, I would tell everyone to get their reservations now as seating is limited. I also hear that everyone will be given unlimited Mars bars to eat, Moon Rocks, and drinks of SUNNY DELIGHT so...
You see!
There will be NO need to visit
Wallmarts in advance,
unless of course, you might like to bring along
Some incontenience pads for safety,
so that, if ....

Vee

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#113 Apr 30, 2013
the sh*T hits the fan, we wont be subjected to the stuff that Gallagher puts his audiences through. They pay to get saturated with watermelon innards and are covered with a tarp, sitting in the front row. His handy dandy slice o matic has been used so many times that right this very minute...

“Towards Spring”

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#114 Apr 30, 2013
Vee wrote:
the sh*T hits the fan, we wont be subjected to the stuff that Gallagher puts his audiences through. They pay to get saturated with watermelon innards and are covered with a tarp, sitting in the front row. His handy dandy slice o matic has been used so many times that right this very minute...
There are thinking of entering it
Into THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS,
only .....

Vee

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#115 Apr 30, 2013
His brother is still impersonating him, and the only way it was determined that his brother was NOT the real Gallagher, was that he used a primitive sledge o matic which was actually made from...

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#116 May 1, 2013
Vee wrote:
His brother is still impersonating him, and the only way it was determined that his brother was NOT the real Gallagher, was that he used a primitive sledge o matic which was actually made from...
a microphone from the Lawrence Welk show. Meanwhile the Lennon Sisters were back stage trying to fix the bubble machine that had.....

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#117 May 1, 2013
pappy72 wrote:
<quoted text>a microphone from the Lawrence Welk show. Meanwhile the Lennon Sisters were back stage trying to fix the bubble machine that had.....
exploded all over the place. It's a good thing that Big Bird showed up to help clean up the mess because ....
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#118 May 1, 2013
His feathers made the perfect duster. He also was able to clean the high places and make things look much better. Looking around, bird asked where every one was? Have they left me here and run away ? Don't they know I'm only 5 and need some one to .......

Vee

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#119 May 1, 2013
scramble my Egg beaters and sizzle lean bacon? Speaking of beaters, backstage on the set of Electric Company, you would never guess who is making a guest appearance!!!! We were trying to keep it under wraps, but the cat was let out of the bag and so it is revealed that...

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#120 May 6, 2013
Vee wrote:
scramble my Egg beaters and sizzle lean bacon? Speaking of beaters, backstage on the set of Electric Company, you would never guess who is making a guest appearance!!!! We were trying to keep it under wraps, but the cat was let out of the bag and so it is revealed that...
Michelle Obama is coming to Ireland
With her daughters to visit their ancestral home..
(True)

And the girls will be looking for local
Goblins...(:

(Added on)

Vee

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#121 May 6, 2013
and will also want to learn how to dance the Irish Jig and get a taste of authentic Bangors and Mash, and Potatoes O Brien. Rumor has it that Pat O Brien initiated the potato dish but it was really...

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Since: Apr 13

New Zealand

#122 Sep 16, 2013
....his dog, who rushed into the kitchen one day, jumping on the table and tipping up most of the goods on there. Pat managed to save the Sausages and potatoes. As that was all the stores left, dinner was made with what had been saved as ...............

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#123 Sep 21, 2013
Jim and Jan met in a store Jim says lets have a cup of coffee.Jan says oh no i have to catch my bus then Jim asked i just wondered Do you ever
Elfin Ladybug

Arkadelphia, AR

#124 Sep 21, 2013
Vee wrote:
use my creative ability to make beautiful music. Now today, beautiful music means romping in the hay to sweet harmony, nothing comparible to an original like Rhapsody in Blue by Gerswhin, what happened to real music? Is there someone who is willing to take on that question?
No, of course not, but I will ask YOU a question.....Why should the devil have ALL the good music? Care to take that one on?

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New Zealand

#125 Sep 21, 2013
walking in charleys shoes wrote:
Jim and Jan met in a store Jim says lets have a cup of coffee.Jan says oh no i have to catch my bus then Jim asked i just wondered Do you ever
....sit down long enough to smell the ........

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#126 Sep 22, 2013
Lexie Lex wrote:
<quoted text>
....sit down long enough to smell the ........
Coffee that's brewing in a cast iron

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