make a story!

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#47 Apr 6, 2013
Fresca. It was thought for years that this wierd tasting soda contained more then what they were stating in the ingredients and it turned out that not only did some find dancing to rap was a side effect, so was...

“Hi!”

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#48 Apr 6, 2013
Vee wrote:
Fresca. It was thought for years that this wierd tasting soda contained more then what they were stating in the ingredients and it turned out that not only did some find dancing to rap was a side effect, so was...
bungee jumping, sky diving, paying taxes on time and having sex on the beach. It wasn't until years later, it was discovered one of the main ingredients was.......

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#49 Apr 7, 2013
Oysters. They are supposed to be an aphrodisiac, but mixed with the Fresca concoction, it was also found to open garage doors automatically, and disrupt the weather pattern, causing clouds in the sky to...

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#50 Apr 7, 2013
Vee wrote:
Oysters. They are supposed to be an aphrodisiac, but mixed with the Fresca concoction, it was also found to open garage doors automatically, and disrupt the weather pattern, causing clouds in the sky to...
collide into a single unity as it gazes upon the people. When this unity doesn't like what it sees, it Pees on you. Some call this rain. When you really make the unity mad, it will .....

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#51 Apr 7, 2013
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
<quoted text>
collide into a single unity as it gazes upon the people. When this unity doesn't like what it sees, it Pees on you. Some call this rain. When you really make the unity mad, it will .....
'go into your kitchen and
rattle those pots & pans'....

better, louder than ELVIS ever did,
but one thing always remains sacred..

and that is .....

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#52 Apr 7, 2013
those Blue Suede shoes positioned on the living room rug along with a stuffed hound dog, and Daisies, with a blown up portrait of Brian Keith. No one remembers he was in Please Dont Eat The Daisies, and Mr. French (his butler from Family Affair) placed his portrait there so that when Angela Cartwright came by in her Lost In Space outfit...
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#53 Apr 8, 2013
... she would believe herself to be on the wrong movie set and promptly leave. Then finding her in the street outside looking lost because her plans for the day had been thwarted he could persuade her to ...

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#54 Apr 8, 2013
Stocking wrote:
... she would believe herself to be on the wrong movie set and promptly leave. Then finding her in the street outside looking lost because her plans for the day had been thwarted he could persuade her to ...
go into the nearest MC DONALD'S and give
them a dig out, during their busiest times,
ie.. serving slap up meals to non members
of 'The Good Food Guide' federation, who .....

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#55 Apr 8, 2013
stood in the back kitchen, lining up french fries side by side and wondering why they were not all the same length. Such uneven results really does not look well when served to disconcerning people. They elected that Grace nerissa cut the potatoes and show everyone how it was done. She was willing to oblige as long as no one requested that she cut the mustard. Now we did have one person ask her if she could cut a rug and...

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#56 Apr 8, 2013
Vee wrote:
stood in the back kitchen, lining up french fries side by side and wondering why they were not all the same length. Such uneven results really does not look well when served to disconcerning people. They elected that Grace nerissa cut the potatoes and show everyone how it was done. She was willing to oblige as long as no one requested that she cut the mustard. Now we did have one person ask her if she could cut a rug and...
she smiled and politely said 'No'!
as.. I'm naturally left handed..
but if you like,
I could wear St Patrick's Day green and 'cut a dash',
but there are others who might not agree with this..
because...

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#57 Apr 8, 2013
She had already promised to do the Riverdance on the shores of.....

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#58 Apr 8, 2013
gitchigoomie and change her name to Princess Morning Dove. Little did Grace realize that cutting a rug meant dancing, but our American Expressions are not too far fetched from the Irish expressions. It was just that Grace was sooooo preoccupied with the status of her piano as she notices that each day it moves one quarter of an inch and now she is suspiciously eyeing her dog...
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#59 Apr 9, 2013
which is unfair as everyone knows dogs play pool-snooker and not pianos. The real reason for the movement is the ghost of Beethoven who plays it nightly as he can't sleep because of all the people who say "Beethoven is turning in his grave" on account of...

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#60 Apr 9, 2013
the makeup artist who did his embalming. He was so miffed at the hair style that he secretly uses his artistic ability to move pianos around the room, owners not being the wiser. In turn dogs and cats get blamed although innocent. Grace loved to play sleuth and decided one night, she would sit up and see if she could come face-to-face with Beet.

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#61 Apr 9, 2013
Vee wrote:
the makeup artist who did his embalming. He was so miffed at the hair style that he secretly uses his artistic ability to move pianos around the room, owners not being the wiser. In turn dogs and cats get blamed although innocent. Grace loved to play sleuth and decided one night, she would sit up and see if she could come face-to-face with Beet.
One night later on... she actually DID make contact,
as gifted as he was, he was also a little peeved
when he heard that GRACE admired Mozart, above him,
he pouted and flung his plume across the floor,

[startling Grace's labrador dog, Ali]

[well he was still in the 18 hundreds!(:]

'Ah' said Grace>>

"Come on Ludwig Van,
"play us your gorgeous 'MOONLIGHT SONATA'
AND everything will be fine"

Ludwig Van Beethoven, was proud.. and replied..

'OK but ..... You up there in 2013 think you're all SO
great with your 1Pads and 1Phones..etc...
BIG DEAL!!!!

but I can tell you this..
when I> The great Beethoven hadn't even an ArSe to my trousers,
I STILL had the ability to" .......

Vee

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#62 Apr 9, 2013
use my creative ability to make beautiful music. Now today, beautiful music means romping in the hay to sweet harmony, nothing comparible to an original like Rhapsody in Blue by Gerswhin, what happened to real music? Is there someone who is willing to take on that question?

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#63 Apr 9, 2013
( ha ha ha I floundered and put the H in the wrong place)
Sue

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#64 Apr 9, 2013
The question is subjective based on age, location and experience. Not to mention preferences.

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#65 Apr 9, 2013
But meanwhile, Gene Krupa was beating the heck out of his drums when Buddy Rich entered and challenged Gene to a drumoff to the song How Much is that Doggie in the Window and this made them both laugh and then they.....
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#66 Apr 9, 2013
ugh

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