make a story!

[Chilli J]

are working around the clock
as we speak to make pastel peeps
slighly less adhesive to fingers
than the little buggers were...

[DC tells it like it is]

will eat them by the box only to find the chocolate covered ones were infested with salmonella, they became sick and went to bed to awake only to find....

[DC tells it like it is]

Chilli J wrote:

are working around the clock
as we speak to make pastel peeps
slighly less adhesive to fingers
than the little buggers were...

(damn...I thought I check to make sure was last post. will try it again)

When all of the sudden the foreman of the peep makers yelled out! " no no...don't make them into....

[Vee]

crackers for they will be hauled off to star in the remake of Soylent Green and rumor has it that Edward G Robinson's role will be played by...

[Gunner]

Lindsay Lohan because of how much she resembles him and

[Grace Nerissa]

Gunner wrote:

Lindsay Lohan because of how much she resembles him and

also, it appears, t'will work out cheaper..
as, at the moment .. her 'appearances'
are going at discount prices.. because..

[Donzie]

it's Super Sale Sunday down here in the heart of...

[Vee]

Woebegone... where nothing is as it seems, nothing is real, and

[Gunner]

a scotch on the rocks goes down quite smooth after a hard day's labor

[Vee]

however if you dont drink, a chocolate bar will give you the same pleasurable feeling accompanied by...

[Grace Nerissa]

Vee wrote:

however if you dont drink, a chocolate bar will give you the same pleasurable feeling accompanied by...

a wander thru the wide variety of Topix threads.....
which can stimulate ....

[sunnyday]

"Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer , barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold , texas tea"
Poor but wise Jed Clampett(Buddy Ebsen) got rich quick. He originally got $25 million but the last season the Clampett fortune had swelled to $95 million. So he moved his family from Sibley in the Ozarks to Beverly Hills . To 518 Crestview Drive , to be precise, a 32 room, 14 bath mansion.
This didn't sit well with society maven , Mrs. Drydale (Harriet E. MacGibbon) who lived next door as the Clampett's were as crude as their oil.

[Vee]

But nearby someone was making a fortune in home made olive oil. Olive groves as far as the pimento eyes could see. The Clampetts wanted a piece of the action and so they...

[Stocking]

sold their home and everything they owned, including a few things they didn't own, and bought the biggest "field" ever. Trouble came when they saw they hadn't allowed any money to buy olive trees to grow in their field, but luckily ...

[Gunner]

they brought along a jar of olives!

[DC tells it like it is]

eating all the olives to their pits, they tried their hand at planting them while ....

[Vee]

looking at videos of Tuscany and getting free training on how to stomp grapes...

[Stocking]

... to make wine. Which didn't work out too well and was looking like moss by the time they were through.
With this in mind they decided to sell it as grass replacement for your lawn ...

[DC tells it like it is]

thinking buyers would believe to be turf. When that went badly, one looked at the other and came up with another brilliant idea. They started back down the road toward the surf....

[Grace Nerissa]

DC tells it like it is wrote:

thinking buyers would believe to be turf. When that went badly, one looked at the other and came up with another brilliant idea. They started back down the road toward the surf....

but on impulse they had a sudden change of
mind..... and decided instead...to go and see the
new Pope;

He seemed very jolly..
and told them a joke about .....