“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#21 Mar 9, 2013
are working around the clock
as we speak to make pastel peeps
slighly less adhesive to fingers
than the little buggers were...

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#22 Mar 9, 2013
will eat them by the box only to find the chocolate covered ones were infested with salmonella, they became sick and went to bed to awake only to find....

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#23 Mar 9, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
are working around the clock
as we speak to make pastel peeps
slighly less adhesive to fingers
than the little buggers were...
(damn...I thought I check to make sure was last post. will try it again)

When all of the sudden the foreman of the peep makers yelled out! " no no...don't make them into....

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

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#24 Mar 9, 2013
crackers for they will be hauled off to star in the remake of Soylent Green and rumor has it that Edward G Robinson's role will be played by...

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#26 Mar 10, 2013
Gunner wrote:
Lindsay Lohan because of how much she resembles him and
also, it appears, t'will work out cheaper..
as, at the moment .. her 'appearances'
are going at discount prices.. because..
Donzie

Hopkinsville, KY

#27 Mar 10, 2013
it's Super Sale Sunday down here in the heart of...

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

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#28 Mar 10, 2013
Woebegone... where nothing is as it seems, nothing is real, and

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

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#30 Mar 11, 2013
however if you dont drink, a chocolate bar will give you the same pleasurable feeling accompanied by...

“near Halloween.”

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#31 Mar 11, 2013
Vee wrote:
however if you dont drink, a chocolate bar will give you the same pleasurable feeling accompanied by...
a wander thru the wide variety of Topix threads.....
which can stimulate ....
sunnyday

Naugatuck, CT

#32 Mar 11, 2013
"Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer , barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold , texas tea"
Poor but wise Jed Clampett(Buddy Ebsen) got rich quick. He originally got $25 million but the last season the Clampett fortune had swelled to $95 million. So he moved his family from Sibley in the Ozarks to Beverly Hills . To 518 Crestview Drive , to be precise, a 32 room, 14 bath mansion.
This didn't sit well with society maven , Mrs. Drydale (Harriet E. MacGibbon) who lived next door as the Clampett's were as crude as their oil.

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

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#33 Mar 11, 2013
But nearby someone was making a fortune in home made olive oil. Olive groves as far as the pimento eyes could see. The Clampetts wanted a piece of the action and so they...
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#34 Mar 11, 2013
sold their home and everything they owned, including a few things they didn't own, and bought the biggest "field" ever. Trouble came when they saw they hadn't allowed any money to buy olive trees to grow in their field, but luckily ...

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#36 Mar 15, 2013
eating all the olives to their pits, they tried their hand at planting them while ....

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

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#37 Mar 15, 2013
looking at videos of Tuscany and getting free training on how to stomp grapes...
Level 8

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#38 Mar 16, 2013
... to make wine. Which didn't work out too well and was looking like moss by the time they were through.
With this in mind they decided to sell it as grass replacement for your lawn ...

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#39 Mar 16, 2013
thinking buyers would believe to be turf. When that went badly, one looked at the other and came up with another brilliant idea. They started back down the road toward the surf....

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#40 Mar 17, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
thinking buyers would believe to be turf. When that went badly, one looked at the other and came up with another brilliant idea. They started back down the road toward the surf....
but on impulse they had a sudden change of
mind..... and decided instead...to go and see the
new Pope;

He seemed very jolly..
and told them a joke about .....

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#44 Apr 6, 2013
Gunner wrote:
<quoted text>
a priest, a rabbi, and a drunken frog...
who went into a bar one day...

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

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#45 Apr 6, 2013
called Dirty Leroy's (distant cousin of Dirty Nellies)found out that the only thing they would sell is Apple juice and Poose Cafe's. Grace wanted to sell Poose Cafe's at Dirty Nellies but did not want to ask the competition how you made one. So instead, she sought out someone experienced in fine spirits and that was none other then...

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#46 Apr 6, 2013
Vee wrote:
called Dirty Leroy's (distant cousin of Dirty Nellies)found out that the only thing they would sell is Apple juice and Poose Cafe's. Grace wanted to sell Poose Cafe's at Dirty Nellies but did not want to ask the competition how you made one. So instead, she sought out someone experienced in fine spirits and that was none other then...
The Managing Director Of GUINNESS in Ireland,
but, unfortunately, she didn't learn much
under his instruction, as he quickly drifted
into a deep sleep under the influence of ...

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