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Okay so we all say a sentence!
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Here, There, and Everywhere,..

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A Land Far Away,...

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There lived a TROLL under an old wooden bridge.

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Mar 7, 2013
 
which was one lane only

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on a road leading to nowhere

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constructed in Alaska by

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DC tells it like it is wrote:
on a road leading to nowhere
but NOWHERE land was well know
in the realm of the fairies..

and, one moonlit night..
a magic silver gate opened wide..
six snow white horses
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Grace Nerissa wrote:
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Black marketeers selling Uzi squirt guns and tinfoil cowboy hats, using their laundered money to buy....

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all of Dennis Farina's underwear with his personal monogram because it was...

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Out of date and going cheap so.....

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They bought what they could using coupons and

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welfare vouchers and meth

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along with bath salts and airplane glue just as a precautionary measure...

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Before one died from drugs and the other one went on to...

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DC tells it like it is wrote:
Before one died from drugs and the other one went on to...
be an infamous troll on 'Offbeat'...
so much so, that he was offered a part
in the [soon to be made] block buster movie,
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Mar 8, 2013
 
clean your dirty laundry before you touch those jelly beans. This in honor of the Easter holiday fast approaching and for all those marshmallow peeps that always have to endure...

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Vee wrote:
clean your dirty laundry before you touch those jelly beans. This in honor of the Easter holiday fast approaching and for all those marshmallow peeps that always have to endure...
accusations about sticky fingers,
be assured that, with the newly improved - anti stick marshmallow,
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