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“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

#82 Sep 18, 2011
Grand Theft Cuatro - Bold thieves steal large shipments of drugs from 4 Mexican cartels. The questions are, will they score, and will they live to tell about it?

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#83 Sep 19, 2011
"All the Pretty Hearses." Starring Matt Demon, some other guy and Penelope (wit woo!) Cruz. Two Texas cowboys move to the urban jungle of NY to find work, mayor Bloomberg's thugs confiscate the cowboy's heirloom pistol and make it impossible for them to park their pickup truck anywhere affordably. The cowboys find work at the largest funeral home, one driving the hearses while the other is quickly promoted to management and has a torrid love affair with the owner's daughter, often on top of or inside of occupied coffins. The entire film is narrated in non-western prose, instead employing Haiku throughout the story.

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#84 Sep 21, 2011
"Wolverine vs. Big Momma" Hugh Jackman stars opposite Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy dons a fat suit once again, makes liberal use of stereotypes and recycled obesity humor. Hugh Jackman's shirt gets ripped off again, he goes berserk on an army of fat black people, but feels bad about it, but still looks really handsome doing it.

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#85 Oct 3, 2011
The fastest-est-er and the furiousest-est-er, the never awaited sequel in the line of The Fast and the Furious. Gratuitous car chases and impossible stunts with ridiculous cars explore the underground racing world, again. This time the cars are modified with "radiactive" nitrous oxide that allows the cars to warp time and space to race on other planets. Vin Diesel and Paul Walker reprise their roles and must team up to defeat the Aliens in a team deathrace to save planet earth. It gets complicated when Paul Walker's character falls for a beautiful tentacled alien hermaphrodite.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#86 Oct 3, 2011
"Purple Woman" - A low-income, alien prostitute meets up with a wealthy space tourist who wants more than casual, paid sex.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#87 Oct 3, 2011
"House Shitters" - A man is taking care of a house for a friend which he doesn't know is dead, and a very uncivilized woman with poor hygiene intimates her way into his life. But they become trapped in the house and cannot stop defecating.

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#88 Oct 7, 2011
"Purple Secretary" A dark romantic comedy. A slightly submissive purple lady comes to work for a robotic boss who shaves parts of her head and makes her wear an uncofortable hairstyle with glue and pop cans and regularly inspects the hair for tampering, ultimately shaving more parts of her hair for supposed disobedience. Sparks fly, and they live naughtilly ever after.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

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Plum, Purplonia

#89 Oct 7, 2011
The Vampire Strikes Back

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Since: Jun 10

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#90 Oct 7, 2011
Star Tours "Lucas needs an addition"

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#91 Oct 16, 2011
"Eyes Wired Shut" - About some medical fetishes.
beyond that

Winchester, KY

#92 Oct 16, 2011
Purple Gurl wrote:
"Eyes Wired Shut" - About some medical fetishes.
medical fetishes? really? lol

well that can't be good.
beyond that

Winchester, KY

#93 Oct 16, 2011
Hobos On A Plane

( About some hobos on a plane :)

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#94 Oct 17, 2011
"Lord of the CockRings" Frodo gets jiggy with a bunch of hobbits and elves in a Middle Earth porno.
Parden Pard

Bath, PA

#95 Jul 8, 2013
"Simultaneous Combustion"-,(documentary on some dirty ole smelly rags,in an American garage,that has an inoperable door)..."trully great," sez the kid next door"...
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#96 Jan 17, 2014
"Tazer,Son Of Coat Cheese"---An American Western where the Calvary chases down a bunch of Apaches and makes them take a shower and wash their clothes,,,,,(five star rating,,very exciting)
Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#97 Nov 28, 2014
"God Willing,I'll Be Hunting"------A ninety yr old paraplegic gets a chance to shoot rare Siberian tigers due to new and improved electric roving wheel-chair.(very exciting family stuff )****
Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#98 Dec 3, 2014
"The Silence Of The Lambshanskis"---A typical scary movie,about a weirdo family living in the outskirts of Joyzee City.The kids entice their school friends to come over the weekend for some Kilbasa and cabbage dinner and are never heard from again.The cops investigate,but are overwhelmed with the aroma of the food and walk away with with bags of pirogies,galumpkies, double smoked kabas,seeded rye bread and crustikees for the old lady.(yes the crimes turn cold,until a local kid falls in love with the Lamby's Daughter and all the potatoes get spilled,,,,(no rating,too stupid..)
Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#99 Dec 4, 2014
OHH,,,I forgot,,-guess the ingredients in the Kobasie,,,?,,,(THILLLEEERRRR), ,,la,la,aaaaaa(the investigating cops keep comin back for more freebies,,,,,)thrillerrrrrr,,, ,,
Bev Jamison

Denver, CO

#100 Dec 4, 2014
"H.O.B.O"- Horrible overpowering body order engulfs every inner city in America.
Gov Corbutt of the Joke

Philadelphia, PA

#101 Dec 4, 2014
"Numb and Numberer"

Hilarity of a sort ensues as unwitting, social conservatives heed dark money subterfuges and elect a Capitol full of double dealing, racist self promoters who then proceed to eviscerate any vestige of a social safety net or chance of upward mobility just in time for the long looming, worldwide economic crisis to strike home.

Rated: Above Top Secret.

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