Police bust ends 'free sex after nine car washes'

Sep 10, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: WTLV

Here's an offer that a lot of drivers would have a tough time turning down: free sex after nine car washes.

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“Hey Moe ! ! !”

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Since: May 12

Alapaha , Georgia

#1 Sep 10, 2012
Well it's not dirty sex

“....VETS”

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WELCOME HOME

#2 Sep 10, 2012
Malaysia, odd , meaning the name of the country
sayitloudsayitpr oud

Edwardsville, IL

#3 Sep 11, 2012
wow! that is shocking
Kerisinaga

United States

#4 Sep 11, 2012
Police =Poll Israil concrit eagle. Understand???

“1943-2013”

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#5 Sep 11, 2012
130.0 MR per car wash
roughly about $41.00 X 9 =$ 369.00

Free sex..Hah
Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#7 Sep 11, 2012
I guess 'nine free car washes after a 400dollar blow-job' would not have flown either?
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#8 Sep 11, 2012
Dang it, I already had eight washes! Now what am I supposed to do?

“I won't be your hero.”

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Vacaville, CA

#9 Sep 11, 2012
I just now found out about this? Damn...

Sounds like a great business plan actually, the damn Man keeping the business owner down.

“....VETS”

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#10 Sep 11, 2012
EraserX wrote:
Dang it, I already had eight washes! Now what am I supposed to do?
simply: detail it by hand
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#11 Sep 11, 2012
tallyho wrote:
<quoted text>
simply: detail it by hand
I think hand jobs were free after five washes. That's what I get for being greedy, I suppose.

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#12 Sep 11, 2012
So that's why their cars are so clean.

“....VETS”

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WELCOME HOME

#13 Sep 11, 2012
EraserX wrote:
<quoted text>
I think hand jobs were free after five washes. That's what I get for being greedy, I suppose.
I knew I should have bought a KIA

“@renegade528 on Twitter”

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Lansing,Illinois

#14 Sep 11, 2012
darn and i had 8 car washes so far....

“... lazy, hazy, crazy...”

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... daze of summer ...

#15 Sep 11, 2012
... wax on wax off ...

“I know where you are,”

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Right here under my thumb

#16 Sep 11, 2012
"And yes, Miss? This was my 9th wash - could I get a dozen of those pine tree smelly thingees also?"
Singapork

United States

#17 Sep 11, 2012
Carolyn Murray
JAKARTA - Seorang guru wanita SMA di New Jersey, Amerika
Serikat (AS) yang pernah menyabet penghargaan guru terbaik di
tahun 2011, ditangkap pihak berwenang lantaranmelakukan
hubungan seks dengan seorang remaja berusia 15 tahun.
Jaksa Essex County, Carolyn Murraymengatakan guru SMA West
Orange, EricaDePalo, 33, disangkakan telah
melakukanpenyerangan seksual tingkat pertama, dandua
serangan seksual tingkat dua, jugamembahayakan kesejahteraan
anak.
Carolyn, diduga melakukan hubunganseksual dengan seorang
muridnya dibulan Juni dan terus melakukan kontak seksual
dengan dia sampai akhir Agustus.
Muridnya itu, West Orange Detektif LouisMignone, mengikuti
kelas bahasa Inggris yang diajarkan oleh Carolyn.
Hakim, Martin Cronin telah menetapkan jaminan untuk Carolyn
sebesar 100 ribu US Dollar di hari Selasa (4/8/2012), namun
belum dikenakan dakwaan.
Pengawas interim Sekolah Distrik West Orange, Jim O'Neill,
mengungkapkan Carolyntelah dipecat dari pekerjaanya.
Sementara untuk korbannya, pihaknya sudah menyiapkan
konselor.
Kasim Pantalun

Malaysia

#19 Sep 11, 2012
EraserX wrote:
Dang it, I already had eight washes! Now what am I supposed to do?
well then, only you and your hand tonight

“Happiness comes through giving”

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#20 Sep 11, 2012
EraserX wrote:
Dang it, I already had eight washes! Now what am I supposed to do?
Unbutton your raincoat.

“Headbanger”

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Since: May 12

London, England

#21 Sep 11, 2012
imagine the idea formation - right, what shall we give our customers? ummm, free car air freshener? free fluffy dice? umm - no already been done...how about free sex?!
except it should have been wax - was a typo!

“Happiness comes through giving”

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#22 Sep 11, 2012
Sorry to disappoint, but the free sex offer was meant for the car, not its owner.

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