Police bust ends 'free sex after nine car washes'

Sep 10, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: WTLV

Here's an offer that a lot of drivers would have a tough time turning down: free sex after nine car washes.

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Well it's not dirty sex

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Malaysia, odd , meaning the name of the country
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wow! that is shocking
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Police =Poll Israil concrit eagle. Understand???

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130.0 MR per car wash
roughly about $41.00 X 9 =$ 369.00

Free sex..Hah
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I guess 'nine free car washes after a 400dollar blow-job' would not have flown either?
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Dang it, I already had eight washes! Now what am I supposed to do?

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I just now found out about this? Damn...

Sounds like a great business plan actually, the damn Man keeping the business owner down.

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Dang it, I already had eight washes! Now what am I supposed to do?
simply: detail it by hand
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simply: detail it by hand
I think hand jobs were free after five washes. That's what I get for being greedy, I suppose.

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So that's why their cars are so clean.

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EraserX wrote:
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I think hand jobs were free after five washes. That's what I get for being greedy, I suppose.
I knew I should have bought a KIA

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darn and i had 8 car washes so far....

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... wax on wax off ...

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Sep 11, 2012
 
"And yes, Miss? This was my 9th wash - could I get a dozen of those pine tree smelly thingees also?"
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Carolyn Murray
JAKARTA - Seorang guru wanita SMA di New Jersey, Amerika
Serikat (AS) yang pernah menyabet penghargaan guru terbaik di
tahun 2011, ditangkap pihak berwenang lantaranmelakukan
hubungan seks dengan seorang remaja berusia 15 tahun.
Jaksa Essex County, Carolyn Murraymengatakan guru SMA West
Orange, EricaDePalo, 33, disangkakan telah
melakukanpenyerangan seksual tingkat pertama, dandua
serangan seksual tingkat dua, jugamembahayakan kesejahteraan
anak.
Carolyn, diduga melakukan hubunganseksual dengan seorang
muridnya dibulan Juni dan terus melakukan kontak seksual
dengan dia sampai akhir Agustus.
Muridnya itu, West Orange Detektif LouisMignone, mengikuti
kelas bahasa Inggris yang diajarkan oleh Carolyn.
Hakim, Martin Cronin telah menetapkan jaminan untuk Carolyn
sebesar 100 ribu US Dollar di hari Selasa (4/8/2012), namun
belum dikenakan dakwaan.
Pengawas interim Sekolah Distrik West Orange, Jim O'Neill,
mengungkapkan Carolyntelah dipecat dari pekerjaanya.
Sementara untuk korbannya, pihaknya sudah menyiapkan
konselor.
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Sep 11, 2012
 
EraserX wrote:
Dang it, I already had eight washes! Now what am I supposed to do?
well then, only you and your hand tonight

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EraserX wrote:
Dang it, I already had eight washes! Now what am I supposed to do?
Unbutton your raincoat.

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imagine the idea formation - right, what shall we give our customers? ummm, free car air freshener? free fluffy dice? umm - no already been done...how about free sex?!
except it should have been wax - was a typo!

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Sorry to disappoint, but the free sex offer was meant for the car, not its owner.

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