Gun-Shaped Food Incident

Mar 10, 2013 Full story: edgewater.patch.com 11

Elementary Student Disciplined After Apparent Gun-Shaped Food Incident School administrators suspended the 7-year-old from a school in Anne Arundel County after an incident involving gun-shaped food, according to reports.

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Donkey Estonkey

Hampton, VA

#1 Mar 10, 2013
...and another was suspended for pooping a gun shaped turd!
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United States

#2 Mar 10, 2013
Liberals are idi_ots.
Parden pard

Bath, PA

#3 Mar 10, 2013
Never bring a banana to a gummy bear count.!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4 Mar 10, 2013
They now must slice sandwiches into narrow strips so that there is no chance the kids might start eating the corner first and produce a 'gun shape'.

However, it is absolutely critical that they not slice them so narrow that they approach a 'knife blade shape'.
Abe

Houston, TX

#5 Mar 10, 2013
is Hitler really alive in the US or is the US just getting plain dumb and stupid?

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Since: Feb 10

Orlando, FL

#6 Mar 10, 2013
All potato chips must have sharp edges ground down.
Disagree

United States

#8 Mar 10, 2013
Democrats are idiots wrote:
(D)Liberal DemocRATS are the most ignorant and imbecilic dipshits on the planet. The idiocy of these miscreant, cromagnons is as unbelievable as their ablity to infiltrate society at most government job levels. They are nothng more than "high functioning retards".
About the "high functioning" part. Everything else is spot on. Take an M-16 out of petty cash.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#9 Mar 10, 2013
Abe wrote:
is Hitler really alive in the US or is the US just getting plain dumb and stupid?
There's a chance both questions could be a 'yes'.
Dr Saw

Rochester, NY

#11 Mar 11, 2013
We should amputate certain fingers at birth, to prevent kids from forming a pistol shape with their hands. Vocal chords should be modified so that bang, bang can not be said.
Chosen

Woodbridge, VA

#12 Mar 11, 2013
Bad kids need morality from God or Bhudda
Chosen

Woodbridge, VA

#13 Mar 11, 2013
Democrats are idiots wrote:
(D)Liberal DemocRATS are the most ignorant and imbecilic dipshits on the planet. The idiocy of these miscreant, cromagnons is as unbelievable as their ablity to infiltrate society at most government job levels. They are nothng more than "high functioning retards".
Them right wing retards keep invading countries. Low functioning Mad white men. Many are bi sexual.

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