The Golden Years - Retirement

Created by greymouser on Feb 21, 2014

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“....VETS”

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Since: Jan 08

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#21 Feb 22, 2014
if you are bored after retirement.... means you are alone ....and if you are alone ...means in life you never really had friends

“You think so?”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#22 Feb 22, 2014
Why does it take retirement to find that out tallyho?
Are they jealous?
Tell me Ol'man why?

PS: Are is it the fact you won't and can't help them out anymore?
You expect from what you've done for them their your friends but they were
just using you the entire time?
Ain't life great(?)!

Since: Feb 14

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#23 Feb 22, 2014
When I leave the workforce, I HOPE I can retire to a McMansion in the Hamptons...I doubt that though. I will probably retire to Connecticut or somehweres on Long Island, and have a part time job. Maybe I should invest in stocks if I really want that McMansion right?

“....VETS”

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#24 Feb 22, 2014
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
Why does it take retirement to find that out tallyho?
Are they jealous?
Tell me Ol'man why?
PS: Are is it the fact you won't and can't help them out anymore?
You expect from what you've done for them their your friends but they were
just using you the entire time?
Ain't life great(?)!
because in the social world and business world you have to be civil

“You think so?”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#25 Feb 24, 2014
tallyho wrote:
<quoted text>
wrong I don't pay taxes any more
Approximately 1/2 the money you spend for anything is TAXES, if you trace in back to the beginning.
This country is "TAX" #%(*#^*^T@( CRAZY!
tallyho wrote:
<quoted text>
because in the social world,(~~~~~), and business world you have to be civil
*Civil - courteous and polite
Practice what you preach tallyho!

PS: Why didn't you just go ahead and add political to make the =lie= complete?

“You think so?”

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Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#26 Feb 24, 2014
it back not in

“....VETS”

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#27 Feb 24, 2014
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
<quoted text>
Approximately 1/2 the money you spend for anything is TAXES, if you trace in back to the beginning.
This country is "TAX" #%(*#^*^T@( CRAZY!
<quoted text>
*Civil - courteous and polite
Practice what you preach tallyho!
PS: Why didn't you just go ahead and add political to make the =lie= complete?
grow up .....in those taxes you also have State/County/City/

now still want to piss and moan because you can't blame the Pres.

“....VETS”

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#28 Feb 24, 2014
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
Why does it take retirement to find that out tallyho?
Are they jealous?
Tell me Ol'man why?
PS: Are is it the fact you won't and can't help them out anymore?
You expect from what you've done for them their your friends but they were
just using you the entire time?
Ain't life great(?)!
it was until you got another IDs..... but to me you are like dogshit ..if i step in in try to make it go away and say what an ass , not the dog the he who thinks his dog doesn't smell

now I;m you object for the day CRY
Annie Tinkledrop

Medford, NY

#29 Feb 24, 2014
Is it true that in the Golden years you are more apt to be involved in Golden Showers?

“Groooovin'”

Since: Feb 14

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#30 Feb 24, 2014
Room Service on a Cruise Ship...THAT'S WHAT I Call RETIREMENT!!

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

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Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#31 Feb 25, 2014
When I worked all my life, I only fantasized about retirement.
Now I fantasize about death.

I will be retired for 10 years in July:

Inflation has eaten up my nest egg.

There are no ethics anymore. What was right in the past is now wrong. What was wrong in the past is now right.

I wake my family up just getting out of bed with my cracking bones. The only bone I care about is soft all the time.

I spend more time shaving the hair in my nose, in my ears, in between my eyebrows than I do on my face.

My jeans use to be 31 waist / 36 length. Now they are 36 waist / 31 length.

The only drugs I do now are prescription.

My favorite cocktail is a Metamucil, Geritol, with cranberry juice.

My chest used to be the size my belly is now. My belly used to be the size my chest is now.

I finally grow hair on my chest and it is white.

Now you need multiple degrees and experience to get turned down for a job. In the past the HR person held a mirror under your drop-out nose to see if you were alive to work immediately.
Independent

United States

#32 Feb 25, 2014
tallyho wrote:
because in the social world and business world you have to be civil
But on Topix all bets are off. Ain't that right Tally?

:^`/

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

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Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#33 Feb 25, 2014
I remember practicing law was a respectable profession.

I have more friends in the obituaries than I do on Facebook.

I used to get up in the middle of the night to make love. Now it's to pee!

I'm on a first name basis with our local Funeral Director.

The only thing that get's hard on my body anymore is my liver, my arteries, and my hearing.

“....VETS”

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#34 Feb 25, 2014
Independent wrote:
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But on Topix all bets are off. Ain't that right Tally?
:^`/
to some

“....VETS”

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#35 Feb 25, 2014
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
I remember practicing law was a respectable profession.
I have more friends in the obituaries than I do on Facebook.
I used to get up in the middle of the night to make love. Now it's to pee!
I'm on a first name basis with our local Funeral Director.
The only thing that get's hard on my body anymore is my liver, my arteries, and my hearing.
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum a true point [obits] Richard Burton said it best in the movie THE LONGEST DAY have you ever noticed , how we the few are becoming fewer .......
Independent

United States

#36 Feb 25, 2014
tallyho wrote:
to some
You must admit, you do an excellent job of leading the way.

:^`P
Ah Ha

Jackson, MO

#37 Feb 25, 2014
He must have believed I was you when he came after me without a reason.
Hmmm
Hahahaha

Some should consider retiring .. from Topix.

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#38 Feb 25, 2014
Independent wrote:
<quoted text>
You must admit, you do an excellent job of leading the way.
:^`P
some deserve more than others , such as yourself ..but that is of your choosing

“You think so?”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#40 Feb 25, 2014
Are 'we' still on the same subject?
Retirement is an admission of failure to not continue in a world moving faster than you can but you made it before it got that way!
Thank the Lord!
Independent

United States

#41 Feb 25, 2014
tallyho wrote:
some deserve more than others , such as yourself ..but that is of your choosing
You have undertaken quite a burden for such an old fart. Being the arbiter of who deserves what must be very taxing, on an old man.

And here I thought that it was God's job to judge.

My choosing? So I choose what thoughts you will turn into words?
I didn't realize I was so powerful.
Thanks for that.

:^`D

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