Poland builds worlds most accurate clock

Nov 23, 2011 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: KSDK-TV Saint Louis

Construction works started on the occasion of the 400th anniversary of the birth of Gdansk astronomer Johannes Hevelius, the Polish astronomer who built a prototype pendulum clock.

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Chrobry

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#2 Nov 24, 2011
"I naprzod i dalej i wyzej..." ("And forward and farther and higher..."). This clock is a fruit of Polish ambition which results in excellence. This is where we are better than Germans because we aren't control freaks. We are gifts to the world. We are simply Poles!

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#3 Nov 24, 2011
It may be accurate, but why does it run the wrong way?

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#4 Nov 24, 2011
My Pocketwatch is pretty accurate, providing I wind it regularly.
Krypteia

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#5 Nov 24, 2011
At least the Germans will know accurately what time they invaded..
AbeUG

Putnam Valley, NY

#6 Nov 24, 2011
Purple Gurl wrote:
It may be accurate, but why does it run the wrong way?
How does it run the wrong way?
AbeUG

Putnam Valley, NY

#7 Nov 24, 2011
Krypteia wrote:
At least the Germans will know accurately what time they invaded..
The Germans today couldn't invade a wet paper bag. They are too old and Muslims have already invaded Germany with impunity.

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#8 Nov 24, 2011
How many pollocks does it take to make an accurate clock?
AbeUG

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#9 Nov 24, 2011
Uh Clem wrote:
How many pollocks does it take to make an accurate clock?
I didn't know pollock fish built clocks.

I guess you meant the anti-Polish slur "Polack" and the Nazi slurs against Polish people derived from Nazi Germany.

In that case it figures a bozo would try to push Nazi ethnic slurs against Polish people.

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#10 Nov 24, 2011
AbeUG wrote:
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I didn't know pollock fish built clocks.
I guess you meant the anti-Polish slur "Polack" and the Nazi slurs against Polish people derived from Nazi Germany.
In that case it figures a bozo would try to push Nazi ethnic slurs against Polish people.
No, I meant the fish, which rather ruins the rest of your silly tirade.

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Indianapolis, IN

#11 Nov 24, 2011
Two pollacks are walking down the street. One looks at the other and says 'Hey, buddy! Can you spare a fin?'

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#12 Nov 24, 2011
Guy 1: Do you know the difference between a Polack and a pollock?

Guy 2: No.

Guy 1: Remind me never to send you out for fish and chips.

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#13 Nov 24, 2011
roflmao

Sure they did!

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#14 Nov 24, 2011
AbeUG wrote:
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How does it run the wrong way?
That was just a joke in bad taste on my part. Pollocks are known for doing things backwards.
AbeUG

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#15 Nov 24, 2011
Purple Gurl wrote:
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That was just a joke in bad taste on my part. Pollocks are known for doing things backwards.
Yes by people who are anti-Polish bigots and who are low class.

The Nazis also thought that. They were the ones who started that anti-Polish propaganda and then NBC-TV introduced it to the American people in the 1960's (with out telling the origin of anti-Polish propaganda) because they hate Polish people.

The anti-Polish Bigots at NBC-TV wanted to implant their own anti-Polish prejudice into the minds of the American people. Evidently they have succeeded with people like you.

But who are Pollocks??

I guess you mean "Polacks" which is an ethnic slur against Polish people. Polish people killed in Nazi concentration camps were called Polacks before they were murdered.

By the way, Black people have been known to be backward. Would you agree with that?

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#16 Nov 24, 2011
AbeUG wrote:
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Yes by people who are anti-Polish bigots and who are low class.
The Nazis also thought that. They were the ones who started that anti-Polish propaganda and then NBC-TV introduced it to the American people in the 1960's (with out telling the origin of anti-Polish propaganda) because they hate Polish people.
The anti-Polish Bigots at NBC-TV wanted to implant their own anti-Polish prejudice into the minds of the American people. Evidently they have succeeded with people like you.
But who are Pollocks??
I guess you mean "Polacks" which is an ethnic slur against Polish people. Polish people killed in Nazi concentration camps were called Polacks before they were murdered.
By the way, Black people have been known to be backward. Would you agree with that?
You are right and I was wrong. I admitted it was in bad taste. You must admit I wasn't the first to use the slur in here. And yes, there are backwards people from every race. Even Purple people have been known to drink too much fermented alien slime and fly their space vehicles into things.

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#17 Nov 24, 2011
AbeUG wrote:
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By the way, Black people have been known to be backward. Would you agree with that?
roflmao!

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#18 Nov 24, 2011
AbeUG wrote:
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I didn't know pollock fish built clocks.
I guess you meant the anti-Polish slur "Polack" and the Nazi slurs against Polish people derived from Nazi Germany.
In that case it figures a bozo would try to push Nazi ethnic slurs against Polish people.
Whoa, sorry to see that you had a bad day. ASSume much?
AbeUG

Putnam Valley, NY

#19 Nov 24, 2011
Purple Gurl wrote:
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You are right and I was wrong. I admitted it was in bad taste. You must admit I wasn't the first to use the slur in here. And yes, there are backwards people from every race. Even Purple people have been known to drink too much fermented alien slime and fly their space vehicles into things.
OK fair enough.

Have a nice Thanksgiving.

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#20 Nov 24, 2011
Fish_sticks wrote:
roflmao
Sure they did!
Stop that or I'll clock you a good one.

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#21 Nov 24, 2011
Purple Gurl wrote:
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That was just a joke in bad taste on my part. Pollocks are known for doing things backwards.
We are?..or you referring to the fish? Dammit y'all are confusing.

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